First post to make me laugh will win a measly three BP.

I will check this thread tomorrow, Tuesday November 24th and record my reaction for confirmation. Should no reply make me laugh, I will randomly award the BP.

NOW MAKE ME HAPPY!

That is all.

OH WAIT! One more thing. No images. Hoping that’ll spice things up.

Now: GO GO GO!

http://happymantra.com/

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A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank. They quickly devised a good plan and they put their plan to action.

The brunette drove up to the front of the bank that they had decided to rob. She turned to the blonde and asked her, “Now, do you remember what the plan is?” The blonde sighed and replied, “Yeah, yeah, I remember…” The brunette went over the plan once more and let the blonde out to do her stuff.

Before the blonde could shut the door, the brunette yelled out, “Be sure to be in and out in no more than 5 minutes!” The blonde ran inside and the brunette waited in the car… and waited… and waited… and waited… and waited. After waiting for so long in the car, the blonde bursts out of the bank’s doors, the alarm blaring loud enough to wake everyone up. The blonde was lugging a bank safe behind her by a rope tied around it. A security guard ran out of the bank, his pants down around his ankles and attempting to reach his gun. The blonde breathed heavily as she tried to put the safe in the car but finally just gave up and dropped the safe behind. She ran into the pbumenger seat and pulled the door shut, the car already moving. The security guard yelled, “Stop! Stop!” while the pair drove off, leaving the safe with rope tied tightly around it behind. The brunette frantically asked the blonde, “What the hell happened in there?!?” The blonde was panting and turned to the brunette and choked out, “What do you mean? I followed the plan exactly!”

The brunette paused and yelled, “YOU IDIOT! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TIE UP THE GUARD AND BLOW THE SAFE!”

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

“Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.”

“That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest.

“It’s worse, Father. I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favors,” continued the old man.

“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk — you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest.

“Thanks, Father,” said the old man. “That’s a load off of my mind. Can I ask another question?”

“Of course, my son,” said the priest.

The old man asked, “Do I have to tell her that the war is over?”

Chawin Posted:

I smiled.

So here I go again on my own…

Chawin Posted:

That was ****ing funny. The sound effects make the video perfect.

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swine Posted:

...Wednesday morning.

Sorry, just woke up and was… unable… to yesterday.

So, suffice to say, Inconnu’s joke about hiding the woman made me laugh for a good 2 or 3 minutes. I’m surprised I’ve never heard it before.

Additionally, 1 “bonus” BP goes to swine, man-man, Chawin, and AIDS woman's genitals for at least making me smile. That’s 7 BP for a 3 BP contest. You others should have entered, even though the reward was incredibly small.