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Sup I disagree with why everybody hates MERCWITHMOUTH and that whole bandwagon

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I don’t hate him because I think he’s annoying. He’s far too inept and asinine to even notice the annoyingness. When he goes to write something instead of seeing things from the reader’s perspective, it’s like he sees it from some Rain Man place inside his own head. He makes no sense.

I think it’s a shame he agitates people to the point where they can’t really stop and appreciate his genuine, profound level of stupidity.

It’s a point that needs to be made. Let’s face it, there’s been a lot of threads/drama about this guy, so in that regard he has made a tangible impact on this site. 500 years in the future there will be archeologists, some with specialized fields, some will study the “infancy” of the internet. Stay with me on this… Message boards/forum sites make up a significant aspect of the early 21st century internet. Forumwarz was the first prominent site to dogreat timesent the forum social phenomenon as a whole (albeit in a satyric sense). Thus, forums are notable to the internet; Forumwarz is notable to forums; merc is notable to forumwarz. It’s like the ripple effect of a stone thrown into a pond. I feel like Merc’s stupidity has not been properly conveyed by previous threads. This thread is an archive to amend any misconceptions and set the record straight for the historical accuracy of future generations.

Celerysteve edited this message on 11/14/2009 1:24AM

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Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry

What could I do?

My baby’s love had gone

And left my baby blue

Nobody knew

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Porco Rosso

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
27

[Board of Directors]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

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Ger-Man

Avatar: 75072 2010-07-15 14:18:11 -0400
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[WeChall]

Level 69 Permanoob

WeChall sucks


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

It’s weird to see a good thread from Celerysteve.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

fabulous personz


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ricket Posted:

It’s weird to see a good thread from Celerysteve.

And as long as we’re setting the record straight Ricket trys hard to be cool on here but is a shy wimpy virgin when you talk to him in Skype. Just sayin’.


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Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Celerysteve Posted:

And as long as we’re setting the record straight Ricket trys hard to be cool on here but is a shy wimpy virgin when you talk to him in Skype. Just sayin’.

Reported for personal information reveal.


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

this thread was right in comparing merc to rain man, but it stops there. merc isn’t stupid… he’s naive and deluded but actually is fairly intelligent in his own unique way

Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
22

[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

MERCWITHMOUTH is a turd in a sea of ****


Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

part of history.


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Are you going to write a side quest for him too?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

a merciwhtmut quest would be painful to play

mysogeny and taking 3 hours to convey a thought…


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ricket Posted:

Reported for personal information reveal.

No personal info, it’s an opinion. And since you did this instead of denying it we knows its true.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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was Posted:

Are you going to write a side quest for him too?


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Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

I have spent a good month combing over texts on social structure, and the nature of online communities, for a balanced and informed report on the user known as MercWithMouth, and his effect on the userbase, and how it relates to the future of our community.

merc is a dumb creepy fabulous person but now we need a new gutter**** or all will decend into chaos and ruin it is the law of the jungle

Thank you for your time, that is all.

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

I already did this ages ago.


ilu man

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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ps

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

idk anythin about him irl cuz i odnt give a **** irl about irl of any irl peoples lives on this non irl site

Nicco edited this message on 11/14/2009 5:51AM

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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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I heard somewhere that he is professional golfer Vijay Singh c/d?


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