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Wats the weirdst thing thats happned 2 u durin sex?????????
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So like my mom wuz out f town 4 the weeknd so i calld my freind Jimmy ovr and 1 thin led to anohter an we went up 2 my mom’s room n started makin out an moved up 2 the bed an we were makin out like hot n hevy Log in to see images!
i culdnt stop laffin, but Jimmy like ttly freaked an went hom rite away and wuldnt return any of my calls aftr that. Log in to see images!
So wats the wierdst thin thats ever happned 2 u durin sex?????????? Log in to see images! Log in to see images!
Log in to see images! here 2 maek u happy, an 2 be maed happy by u! Log in to see images! .................... xoxoxLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 4:51PM |
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I woz with my bf tomas this one time rite, and we was makin out, lyk you do! Log in to see images!, but i so totally was out of ther.
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 4:57PM |
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Sort of like yors, only my mom came home and cauht us. Then she started to make-out with mai bf.
AWWWKWWWARD. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 5:22PM |
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Log in to see images! that must hav bin wiierd! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 6:57PM |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 7:05PM |
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HotWetHorny Posted:
Log in to see images! aww |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 7:06PM |
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this chris hansen guy was watching just watching and nodding Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 7:09PM |
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She called me “Mom”.
Her mom wasn’t even hot.
Just, no. Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.
On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion. |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 7:15PM |
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Well, once, before I knew what it was about, this boy wanted to ball-**** me. I found that soo funny, for some reason, I couldn’t stop laughing. Lol! Log in to see images! I mean, those things are suppose to be all fragile & ****, like eggs, and this boy wants me to crush his? He must be some kinda masochist, you know?
Like Log in to see images!!!!
bum I only take it up the Log in to see images!
Well, I totally lost it! I started giggling, then laughing, then LAUGHING, then ROFL!!! And all the while my sphincter was all clenched sooo tight & spazing! And he starts screeeeeming like a little gurl, which makes me laugh and wiggle even moar!!! Wit him riding me like some bronco bull, holding on for dear life!! (I’m soo rotten to my bfs! Log in to see images!)
And guess what? I don’t hear from him for like 2 months, and then he calls up and wants to doit again!!! ROFL!!! ROFL!!!
Weird, eh? OO I’m in Log in to see images! (And she’s tight!) |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 9:14PM |
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this isnt 2 werd but one time i wz layin on my stomach in bed aftr a shower, naked, right? an an and i wz reading a romanc novel, right? and I ges my bf at the time was sneaky, but he KY’d up his Log in to see images! all quiet lik & pounced!
i was all like Log in to see images!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 03/24/2008 9:22PM |
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Pickled male reproductive organbum...
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Milo Posted:
That happened to me…but with a chick ;D sex? |
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| Posted On: 03/25/2008 4:50AM |
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yeah you woman's genitals!!!!! If you want to get a Emo out of tree cut the rope, of better yet flutter your eyelids and get a Troll to do it. |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 5:29PM |
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Velveteen Posted: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 5:38PM |
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PIMPTASTIC-FROTH Posted:
srsly i h8 wen taht happns! Log in to see images! “pet me!” |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 5:44PM |
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one time in sophomore year i was makin love with my gf at the time Cecilia when she suggested we do it doggy style. i was down so we got to it but right when i was about to great times, i pulled out so i could great times on her back like they do in those porno sample clips. well anyway, my male reproductive organ must have lined up somehow because istead of shooting it on my gf it shot right into my mouth but i spit it out right away on her back n i dont think she ever knew Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 5:49PM |
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So what a surprize the woman's genitals whipped emo Is a fabulous person. Not fancy my sexy curves no wonder you lot hurt yourselfs it natural as the ret of us want to hurt u. Or watch u hurt yourself. If you want to get a Emo out of tree cut the rope, of better yet flutter your eyelids and get a Troll to do it. |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 6:27PM |
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stab my heart because youre bored Posted:
rly? cuz it tasts bittery 2 me. “pet me!” |
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| Posted On: 03/27/2008 11:00PM |
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i have come close to being walked in on 3 different times:
1) me and my ex used to have sex in a park regularly because we didn’t have a house we could use. her parents kind of hated me and mine didn’t know about her and were home all the time. this park was near her school and fairly secluded, we’d go during school hours when we had free time. so we’re having sex there like we’d done many times before, and some lady walks in to the park, not super near where we were, but it was enough to make us feel weird and stop.
2)my girlfriend and i had just finished having sex and took a shower like we sometimes do. her mom wasn’t going to be home until 5:30 and it was only 4, so no worries there, right? wrong. we had gotten out of the shower and only a couple minutes later, her mom pulls in the driveway. my girlfriend was heading downstairs to feed the wood stove and was putting her shirt on as she headed down. fortunately she got her shirt on right before her mom saw her. and i was lucky because i had permission to be there to pick her up. but still a little too close for comfort.
3) we were having sex at my house, i was planning on leaving at 2:45 so we could be gone before anyone else got home (since my parents hadn’t met my girlfriend at the time). almost as soon as we pulled out of the driveway, i pbum my dad’s truck. i hoped he hadn’t noticed her in my pbumenger seat. the next day i got a talk about how he could have walked in on something if he had come home just a little earlier and how my girlfriend looks young and blah blah statutory enjoy if she’s not 18 (really she just looks young) and how i shouldn’t bring her to the house when no one else is home “for obvious reasons”. Everybodyknows edited this message on 03/28/2008 1:33PM |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 4:45AM |
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I pushed her head down a bit too hard when she wasn’t expecting it. She barfed all over my male reproductive organ and it dripped all the way down my sack to the back of my bumhole before she finally got a towel. She was so ****ing embarrbumed and yet “I” was the one covered in hot-dog chunks and green river that just happened to still be carbonated.
Some guys like making a girl barf… I on the other hand did NOT find that a pleasant moment in lif3. |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 11:15AM |
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she was a he. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:10PM |
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