Forumwarz:

A couple of days ago, I had a terrible event befall me. I won’t go into details here, but, suffice it to say I should go ahead and change my clbum to emo. I’ve decided to pull myself out of the slumps by posting a contest here and asking complete strangers the community to help.

Here’s the deal – Post something sweet and caring here. Be it a drawing, a poem, some thoughtful words, MSpaint pictures. I don’t care what. (Naked people with Log in to see images! in this thread. Anything else will be considered a gift. I will pick whatever gave me the biggest warm-and-fuzzies (or a hearty laugh) to award the prize to.

Contest ends November 27th. Three weeks from the start. The day after American Thanksgiving.

Note – A good portion of you know me pretty well, so, this contest might be a cinch. Everyone else, just pretend like I’m someone you know personally.

Oh darling, you know I’ll happily stroke more than your ego. Nothing says sexy like a pig with a monocle, rraaawr. ;-)

I remember the day we first met. I had skinned my knee in the sandbox, and you found me crying in the corner of the play-yard. Though we were too young to understand love in those days, I’ve never felt the emotion more strongly than when you held me in your arms and whispered, “Don’t cry. Everything will be alright.” I’ll never be able to forget the way you made me feel that day, or how inseparable we were for the rest of that summer. When I looked in your eyes, I saw the man you would grow up to be, swine. I saw perfection.

Though we haven’t talked at all over these long and many years, I want you to know that nobody has ever replaced you in my heart. After meeting you, knowing you and being your friend, I can never be satisfied with anybody else. And when I go to sleep at night, my dreams are of you, holding me and caring for me, your perfect eyes peering into mine as they did when we were children.

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You’re a wonderful person.

My only wish is that I can someday be like you.

You’re more awesome then the awesome face:

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YO, SWINE, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but… ah, ****… nothing had a better anything than you ever. Damn it. You totally understand us black people.

http://www.swinetastesfine.com/

I love you man. Log in to see images!

No, seriously, I love you.

I go to sleep every night thinking about you.

I really wish we could meet so we could go out or something. And then I’d let you enjoy my bumhole.

Swine, No matter what happens to you, no matter what you do, always remember that everyone here will be here for you, from the mods Log in to see images!. And even if everyone else decides to leave you, remember that I’ll always be here for you, just waiting for a chance to cheer you up.

So come on, smile, you look so much better when you do,and you know what people are willing to do for good looking people with Big (E-)male reproductive organ ;-)