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i’m gay for jesus christ JEHOVAH IS AN ALIEN edited this message on 03/28/2008 12:36AM |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:34AM | View JEHOVAH IS AN AL...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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JEHOVAH IS AN ALIEN Posted:
most amazing perfectly roleplayed entry so far
I am creating a prize bracket just for you, please say what title you’d like Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 12:38AM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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TOO MUCH STUFF TOO MUCH STUFF I’VE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF TOO MUCH STUFF TOO MUCH STUFF I’VE GOT TOO MUCH STUFF A LITTLE CALCULATOR IN MY COMPUTER MACHINE A DOCTOR WITH A RUBBER GLOVE THAT KEEPS MY bumHOLE CLEAN A THING I GOT IN AUSTRIA THAT PULLS HAIRS OUT MY NOSE A GIANT PIECE OF WOOD THAT’S FORMED TO KEEP TRACK OF MY CLOTHES (CHORUS) A CAR WITH WHEELS THAT SUCKS MY LIFE BECAUSE IT NEVER MOVES A male reproductive organ THAT WILL HELP ME WITH THE TAMING OF THE SHREWS A LITTLE BOAT WITH BELLS ON IT OH WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE I’LL SAIL MY SHOP ACROSS THE SEAS AND **** EXOTIC WHORES I’VE SO MUCH STUFF THAT I CAN’T SEE MY STUFF BUT HERE ARE SOME PRINTS BY A GUY NAMED HEIRONYMOUS I’M ADDICTED-ADDICTED TO STUFF MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO “STUFF ANONYMOUS” (CHORUS) A WEIRD POTATO PEELER THAT FILLS AN ENTIRE ROOM A WARDROBE TRUNK THAT’S DENSELY PACKED WITH MOLDY PANTALOONS A SAVAGE GIANT NARWHAL WITH A LACERATED SPLEEN A MOLDY TRUSS ONCE WORN BY FREDDY MERCURY OF QUEEN BANANA BREAD, ETRUSCAN HEAD, A SHOE ONCE LICKED BY GOD A BUNCH OF STINKY BAND-AIDS ROLLED UP IN A SMELLY CLOD THE DARK COMMAND OF SAURON AND A FACE THAT SWARMS WITH BEES… I’D GIVE IT ALL YOU KNOW IF I COULD FIND MY ****ING KEYS! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 6:01AM | View DoomInductor's Profile | # | ||||||
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TEAM SHORTBUS IS SO GREAT BECAUSE I AM IN IT
AUTO-WIN I put shock images in my sig because i'm an bumhole! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 6:15AM | View PhilANThropiSt's Profile | # | ||||||
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Team Shortbus is great cuz thye gang-enjoy me evrinite in new and xciting ways. Also cuz evry membr rides the Shortbus! im such a whore Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 9:32AM | View Sxxy_Saide_69's Profile | # | ||||||
I’m an operator with my pocket calculator. Ban Velveteen Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/28/2008 7:18PM | View keWANGji's Profile | # | ||||||
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A number of incidents have taken place in the last several weeks which have troubled many members of our community. I urge you to read the text that follows carefully, keeping an open mind, from the beginning to the end, and without skipping around. I further recommend that you take breaks, as many of the facts presented will take time to digest. In such a brief letter as this, I certainly cannot refute all the slogans of the most destructive vulgarians you’ll ever see but perhaps I can brush away some of their most deliberate and flagrant scribblings. To simplify, I recently heard Team Shortbus tell a bunch of people that truculent meddlesome-types (especially the misinformed type) are inherently good, sensitive, creative, and inoffensive. I can’t adequately describe my first reaction to this notion; I simply don’t know how to represent uncontrollable laughter in text.
The foregoing analysis is self-evident even if it is sometimes overlooked. Less evident are the specific ways in which we should invigorate the effort to reach solutions by increasing the scope of the inquiry rather than by narrowing or abandoning it. Team Shortbus’s insinuations are a threat to the freedoms enjoyed by all free citizens of the world. And let me tell you, Team Shortbus has been offering neurotic clueless-types a lot of money to plague our minds. This is blood money, plain and simple. Anyone thinking of accepting it should realize that when a mistake is made, the smart thing to do is to admit it and reverse course. That takes real courage. The way that Team Shortbus stubbornly refuses to own up to its mistakes serves only to convince me that an armed revolt against it is morally justified. However, I profess that it is not yet strategically justified.
It is not news that Team Shortbus advertises its strict morality solely to shift attention away from its many vices. What speaks volumes, though, is that if I were elected Ruler of the World, my first act of business would be to shatter the adage that ghastly mafia dons aren’t ever muzzy-headed. I would further use my position to inform certain segments of the Earth’s population that when Team Shortbus is gone, all that will be left from its legacy of hate is the hate itself. I mean, think about it. The bottom line is that I have put this letter before you, without any gain to myself, because I care. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 4:16PM | View The Cheat's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Cheat Posted:
this is either copypasta or you’re a long-winded and unfunny fabulous person |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:00PM | View DoomInductor's Profile | # | ||||||
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It is pretty re-re-ish huh? Though I am increasingly saddened by TSB’s inability to find anything without expletives, racial slurs, or bigotry funny. You all do seem to belong together. You all have the same limited sense of comedic value.
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:51PM | View The Cheat's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Cheat Posted: Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 5:55PM | View gigerth's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Cheat Posted: Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 6:48PM | View Veer's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Cheat Posted: Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:31PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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Veer Posted:
Actually I said it was a very special response, yo. And yes it is pre generated, I didn’t want to put too much effort into the pointless task of bringing you guys into the light. I hope your egos swell with the flaming of my posts, I really do. Honestly… |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 8:18PM | View The Cheat's Profile | # | ||||||
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Here, have another medal!
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 10:55PM | View manimal's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Cheat Posted:
oh my god let’s copy paste up in the this **** I was talking to the cheat and my mom got scared and said you’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air I begged and pleaded with her day after day but she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way she give me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket put my walkman on and said I might as well kick it first clbum yo this is bad drinkin’ orange juice out of a champagne glbum is this what the people of Bel-Air live like hmmm this might be all right but wait I hear they’re prissy ???? and all that is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat I don’t think so I’ll see when I get there I hope they’re prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
well uh the plane landed and when I came out there was a dude looked like a cop standin’ there with my name out I ain’t tryin’ to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightening disappeared I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought man forget it yo homes to Bel-Air
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie yo homes smell ya later looked at my kingdom I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 10:59PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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manimal Posted:
hohohohurhurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Log in to see images! gigerth edited this message on 03/29/2008 11:29PM Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 11:28PM | View gigerth's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 04/03/2008 2:42PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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crayoncakes Posted:
O RLY? Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:08PM | View Biff Weasley's Profile | # | ||||||
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The Cheat Posted: |
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Posted On: 04/03/2008 5:19PM | View Gerald Franklin ...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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the cheat was hilariously unfunny on the kol forums and hated almost unanimously by everyone there- including people in GA
I see some things never change Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/03/2008 9:25PM | View SirIsaac's Profile | # | ||||||