I almost died today because i had no consunmables but luckily God was forgiving and he had delivered me from this evil. Praise the LORD!

LeAwesomeCerra Posted:

Could there be a sort of space you could put items you want to store for a long time, like consumables? Sort of like a safety deposit box, or a pantry. You would have to take out the items to use them in battle, but they would be protected from the elements, so to speak.

Yeah. A dorm fridge / refrigerator / deep freeze sequence of items might be a great idea.

mterek Posted:

I bought some roids yesterday and they expired today. It seems the presence of other expired meds influences how quickly they rot.

That’s not consistent with testing, or at least it was never discovered during testing, or ET changed it. Worth looking into imo.

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Expired Today

Garglirine™

Mexican Mosquito

Keep on Truckin’™ Ephedrine

Eye Drops (Industrial Strength)

L’ORLY Lipstick

Smileprin XR™

Cuttington’s™ 100 Blade Razor

Pubic-Ice™ Anti-Irritation Powder

Way More Tears™ Baby Shampoo

Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™

My Shiny Vaginy™ Home Waxing Kit

Happidex™ 20mg

Viagrow™ 5mg

Wake the **** Ups

Happidex™ H3

Homemade ‘Roids Sampler Pack

Synthol

Smileprin™

Nutmeg

Pre-Pubessence™

Sometime tonight I’ll try to sit down and make a more complete list of what expired a few days ago. Or I might take a nap and forget. Log in to see images!

I decided on the nap. But I did it today. That counts for something right? This isn’t by any means a complete list. It’s just stuff that I had.

Expired Last Saturday

5-HTP

Caffeinated Mints

Desiccated Panda male reproductive organ

Drugs ‘R’ Fun™ Discount Cough Syrup

Dr. Feelgood’s™ Cheeriject™

The EndoPatch™

Ginseng

Herbal Colon Cleanser

Jenkem

Onion Extract

Organic Onions

Powerthirst™

St. John’s Wort

Van Damn™ Energy Drenchster!

Note: Synthol Expired for Phuquit after 10 days, but for me after 14 days. This is likely a mistake on one of our parts (probably mine), but still it could complicate things if expiration dates expire.

Note: Note: I also bought 1 of every consumable so there will be a complete list soon enough one way or another.

mterek Posted:

I can confirm the roid I bought yesterday expired today, so it wasn’t a one time thing or a mistake.

Whereas I can confirm the roid I bought yesterday did NOT expire today. So something’s going on. Either you have something else which is expiring and you think it’s the roid, or stats or activity have a part in it somehow.

For the record I pwned nothing yesterday, and at rollover my Luck was 52, Frugality 15, Upkeep 1.

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I decided on the nap.

How was it?

Expired After 10 Days

Eye Drops (Original)

Ex-Girlfriend’s Cologne

Van Damn™ Energy Drenchster!

Drugs ‘R’ Fun™ Discount Cough Syrup

Dr. Feelgood’s™ Cheeriject™

Powerthirst™

The EndoPatch™

Caffeinated Mints

Organic Onions

Ginseng

St. John’s Wort

Herbal Colon Cleanser

Onion Extract

Jenkem

5-HTP

Desiccated Panda male reproductive organ

Whippits

Keg of Malt Liquor

Angel Dust

Jimson Weed 5x Extract

Cocaine

Blunt Trauma™

Homemade ‘Roids Sampler Pack

Routing Table

Expired After 14 Days

Happidex™ 20mg

CoverWhore™

Eye Drops (Medicated)

Remember-Not™

Viagrow™ 5mg

Pre-Pubessence™

Wake The **** Ups™

Eye Drops (Industrial Strength)

Happidex™ H3

L’ORLY Lipstick

Smileprin™

Euthanides™ 100mg

Smileprin XR™

Mexican Mosquito

Keep On Truckin’™ Ephedrine

Synthol

Cuttington’s™ 100-Blade Razor

Garglirine™

Pubic Ice™ Anti-Irritation Powder

Way More Tears™ Baby Shampoo

Mountain Dewm Xtreem Xorange™

My Shiny Vaginy™ Home Waxing Kit

Nutmeg

5α-androst-16-en-4-one

Surge Protector

This should be a complete list of everything from these 4 stores:

Drugs “R” Fun (3/16 expired on day 10)

Under the Bridge (6/8 expired on day 10)

Herbal bumault (9/12 expired on day 10)

Drugs “R” Fun: Under the Counter (4/13 expired on day 10)

von Neumann’s (1/4 expired on day 10)

I don’t know if there are any other clbum drugstores. If so, let me know and I can get some lists from those too. Also, it appears the medications from the three semi-legit stores (Drugs “R” Funs and von Neumann) have longer shelf lives in general.

**Edit: Forgot to include the new consumables

**Edit 2: The Restore Default Scripts and Tunnel Scripts never actually expired. I guess I made the list a bit prematurely.

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

Expired After 14 Days

Restore Defaults Script

Surge Protector

Tunnel Scrip

No.

Either there is a bug, or there’s something else to the algorithm (maybe you have to pwn forums for these items to expire)? Because I’ve had some of these since the first day they were available — and I still have them.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Whereas I can confirm the roid I bought yesterday did NOT expire today.

The ‘roids I bought on 9/25 expired last night. The first forum I pwned since buying them was on 10/6. That’s 11 rollovers from purchase, 3 rollovers from a pwning.

Buying another set to see when they go.

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I lost over 1000 x 3 different consumables i was storing for some forums… i think thats the end of it Log in to see images!