Raepdog Posted:

Loev of my Life; A Raepdog Contest

I’m at the beach so Im rather tired and beach food is so very expensive buts its okay because I stack paper. The real problem is that I love a home cooked meal and want one so badly. The closest way to a man’s heart is through the chest but the stomach also works. I’m tired. This week who ever can cook me the most delicious meal will be safe, but the worst meal will be kicked out. I want dinner **** so cook for me. ****ing tired I woke up at like 9 am to drive back to write this. ****ing no internet in the beach house and I have to drive back. I should have picked a day less tired. ****ing sleep.. BACHELOR RAEPDOG

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Not pictured: Dinner. Fix that problem.

Rules and Regulations:

-Follow the rules of the first thread.

-All meals must be cooked by you.

-Anyone else who helps in making the meal must be immediate family or attractive friends.

-They can be sorta friends if they are an attractive redhead.

-They must be in the photo.

-Your username and first name of guest must be in the photo.

-Meal must be cooked.

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No one will get this awesome DOA4 Ending Movie reference.

Judging Criteria:

-Looks

Make it look as nice as possible, I want to see it on nice chine, make it look really good. Fine restaurant good, like food is sexy.

-Taste

Make it look tastey.

-Display

Make it displayed.. this falls under ‘Looks’. **** I’m tired. Remember clbum is better than ****ty.

Bonuses:

-Sexy redhead friends in the photo.

-Seductive face displaying food.

-Chef’s hat, utensils, make it sexy.

-A video of you with the food, but this must be with the photo.

-I come from a long line of chefs, so make it look good.

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Not quite like this Rachel Ray but you have the idea.

This Round:

Okay simply put you need to make food, hold it, take photo, post photo.

Contestants:

-Rick Ashley (Never going to get sleep ****ing insomnia.)

-Bandaney (Cook me some chili my bonita senorita.)

-Carli (More like Carl.)

-Kittiejenn (Most likely to cook dog out of spite.)

-Mesmerelda (I don’t know you enough to make a joke so tired.)

-bronnih (Log in to see images!.)

-Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society (Xylon’s male reproductive organ is not a food.)

-t_error (No maple syrup you filthy Canadian.)

-Milo (Um. Sleep.)

-Quinn The Eskimo (Cook fish or your an ethnicity tease.)

-Torpeo (Mhmmm.)

-burningpopsicles (Lol.)

-Cygnus (I expect an artistic sign with your meal.)

-Halo (You got in the deadline, it was midnight tonight so you still fit in. Wait.. that wasn’t a joke?)

Edits:

0th – None yet.

One dinner per person, side dishes apply, bacon is cool, desert can be in there to. I like crab and like bacon and other stuff. I should have wrote this up tomorrow.

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To my friends, no delicious dog dishes please.

Deadline for this, mi perro bonito? Log in to see images!

Can I make an entry?

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

Can I make an entry?

you can if you’d like anyways but theres no way you can win.

Raepdog Posted:

Tick tock tick tock.

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Contest deadline is next Friday at Midnight.

I have a ladle! ^.^

The bar is set high.

Shouldn’t duca have dyed her hair red? It’s in the rules. Log in to see images!

I don’t see myself whoring myself out to anyone or acting like a 50’s housewife. Log in to see images!