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Food Raepdog's Love: Cook me Something Delicious Woman

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Loev of my Life; A Raepdog Contest

I’m at the beach so Im rather tired and beach food is so very expensive buts its okay because I stack paper. The real problem is that I love a home cooked meal and want one so badly. The closest way to a man’s heart is through the chest but the stomach also works. I’m tired. This week who ever can cook me the most delicious meal will be safe, but the worst meal will be kicked out. I want dinner **** so cook for me. ****ing tired I woke up at like 9 am to drive back to write this. ****ing no internet in the beach house and I have to drive back. I should have picked a day less tired. ****ing sleep.. BACHELOR RAEPDOG

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Not pictured: Dinner. Fix that problem.

Rules and Regulations:

-Follow the rules of the first thread.

-All meals must be cooked by you.

-Anyone else who helps in making the meal must be immediate family or attractive friends.

-They can be sorta friends if they are an attractive redhead.

-They must be in the photo.

-Your username and first name of guest must be in the photo.

-Meal must be cooked.

-Judges can be catty (trolly) as they want without being disrupted and contestants should be ****y to eachother.

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No one will get this awesome DOA4 Ending Movie reference.

Judging Criteria:

-Looks

Make it look as nice as possible, I want to see it on nice chine, make it look really good. Fine restaurant good, like food is sexy.

-Taste

Make it look tastey.

-Display

Make it displayed.. this falls under ‘Looks’. **** I’m tired. Remember clbum is better than ****ty.

Bonuses:

-Sexy redhead friends in the photo.

-Seductive face displaying food.

-Chef’s hat, utensils, make it sexy.

-A video of you with the food, but this must be with the photo.

-I come from a long line of chefs, so make it look good.

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Not quite like this Rachel Ray but you have the idea.

This Round:

Okay simply put you need to make food, hold it, take photo, post photo.

Contestants:

-Rick Ashley (Never going to get sleep ****ing insomnia.)

-Bandaney (Cook me some chili my bonita senorita.)

-Carli (More like Carl.)

-Kittiejenn (Most likely to cook dog out of spite.)

-Mesmerelda (I don’t know you enough to make a joke so tired.)

-bronnih (Log in to see images!.)

-Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society (Xylon’s male reproductive organ is not a food.)

-t_error (No maple syrup you filthy Canadian.)

-Milo (Um. Sleep.)

-Quinn The Eskimo (Cook fish or your an ethnicity tease.)

-Torpeo (Mhmmm.)

-burningpopsicles (Lol.)

-Cygnus (I expect an artistic sign with your meal.)

-Halo (You got in the deadline, it was midnight tonight so you still fit in. Wait.. that wasn’t a joke?)

-Fran (Internet Tampon Please)

Judges:

-Fortunato, Internet BFF.

-NotJoePesci, Proffesional EthnicMexican American Friend.

-Lee_Harvey_Oswald, Thrid Judgeman on the grbumy knoll.

-User Voted Fourth Judge (Fifth if you include me).

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No Caption, only Fanboyism.

Edits:

0th – None yet.

1st – Added Fran.

1st – Pizzazed Judges.

One dinner per person, side dishes apply, bacon is cool, desert can be in there to. I like crab and like bacon and other stuff. I should have wrote this up tomorrow.

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To my friends, no delicious dog dishes please.

Raepdog edited this message on 08/24/2009 9:22PM

Keith the Re-
tard

Avatar: 190412 Sat Jul 25 13:40:16 -0400 2009

[Forumwarz fabulous personry ]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Raepdog Posted:

Loev of my Life; A Raepdog Contest

I’m at the beach so Im rather tired and beach food is so very expensive buts its okay because I stack paper. The real problem is that I love a home cooked meal and want one so badly. The closest way to a man’s heart is through the chest but the stomach also works. I’m tired. This week who ever can cook me the most delicious meal will be safe, but the worst meal will be kicked out. I want dinner **** so cook for me. ****ing tired I woke up at like 9 am to drive back to write this. ****ing no internet in the beach house and I have to drive back. I should have picked a day less tired. ****ing sleep.. BACHELOR RAEPDOG

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Not pictured: Dinner. Fix that problem.

Rules and Regulations:

-Follow the rules of the first thread.

-All meals must be cooked by you.

-Anyone else who helps in making the meal must be immediate family or attractive friends.

-They can be sorta friends if they are an attractive redhead.

-They must be in the photo.

-Your username and first name of guest must be in the photo.

-Meal must be cooked.

Log in to see images!

No one will get this awesome DOA4 Ending Movie reference.

Judging Criteria:

-Looks

Make it look as nice as possible, I want to see it on nice chine, make it look really good. Fine restaurant good, like food is sexy.

-Taste

Make it look tastey.

-Display

Make it displayed.. this falls under ‘Looks’. **** I’m tired. Remember clbum is better than ****ty.

Bonuses:

-Sexy redhead friends in the photo.

-Seductive face displaying food.

-Chef’s hat, utensils, make it sexy.

-A video of you with the food, but this must be with the photo.

-I come from a long line of chefs, so make it look good.

Log in to see images!

Not quite like this Rachel Ray but you have the idea.

This Round:

Okay simply put you need to make food, hold it, take photo, post photo.

Contestants:

-Rick Ashley (Never going to get sleep ****ing insomnia.)

-Bandaney (Cook me some chili my bonita senorita.)

-Carli (More like Carl.)

-Kittiejenn (Most likely to cook dog out of spite.)

-Mesmerelda (I don’t know you enough to make a joke so tired.)

-bronnih (Log in to see images!.)

-Duckythemagicfine upstanding member of society (Xylon’s male reproductive organ is not a food.)

-t_error (No maple syrup you filthy Canadian.)

-Milo (Um. Sleep.)

-Quinn The Eskimo (Cook fish or your an ethnicity tease.)

-Torpeo (Mhmmm.)

-burningpopsicles (Lol.)

-Cygnus (I expect an artistic sign with your meal.)

-Halo (You got in the deadline, it was midnight tonight so you still fit in. Wait.. that wasn’t a joke?)

Edits:

0th – None yet.

One dinner per person, side dishes apply, bacon is cool, desert can be in there to. I like crab and like bacon and other stuff. I should have wrote this up tomorrow.

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To my friends, no delicious dog dishes please.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2015-08-06 21:23:09 -0400
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I joined before the deadline and I wasn’t included, diaf

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Deadline for this, mi perro bonito? Log in to see images!

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Fran Posted:

I joined before the deadline and I wasn’t included, diaf

Bleed everywhere why don’t you. Fran is in the contest.

Bandaney Posted:

Deadline for this, mi perro bonito? Log in to see images!

One week so… actually **** it. Next Sunday at midnight, though I’ll probably wait to decide till Monday so I may permit it on Monday if you get it before judging.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

Can I make an entry?

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

Can I make an entry?

You can’t win but sure.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

Can I make an entry?

you can if you’d like anyways but theres no way you can win.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Tick tock tick tock.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Raepdog Posted:

Tick tock tick tock.

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lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

i have to wait til my mother goes out,,, and she’s all mopey atm hence she never leaves!! otherwise she’ll wonder why i’m all dressed up and cooking ****..

xxxxx

ily raepdog

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Contest deadline is next Friday at Midnight.

Raepdog edited this message on 08/30/2009 3:15PM

Torpeo

Avatar: 181382 Sun May 17 20:59:25 -0400 2009
3

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

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t_error

Avatar: 150670 2009-11-18 19:12:57 -0500

[The Airship]

Level 28 Emo Kid

So sexy she sweats Chanel no. 5

I have a ladle! ^.^

t_error edited this message on 08/30/2009 11:37PM

Torpeo

Avatar: 181382 Sun May 17 20:59:25 -0400 2009
3

[Unban or Friend Th-
e nerd o powa comm-
ittee
]

Level 32 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

The bar is set high.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Need more entries.

Shouldn’t duca have dyed her hair red? It’s in the rules. Log in to see images!

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Shouldn’t duca have dyed her hair red? It’s in the rules. Log in to see images!

Friends and family can be in it, ‘sorta friends’ (people who you don’t really know that well, not enough to invite to a party) must be redheads.

1337lol were is your submission?

I don’t see myself whoring myself out to anyone or acting like a 50’s housewife. Log in to see images!

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