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Goatse.cx no seriously guys has anyone actually bought fwz merch

bumfabulous person

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Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Or ET would laugh that someone actually bought something

kittiejenn

Avatar: 18080 2011-11-01 00:29:42 -0400
39

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 35 Emo Kid

So damn naughty it wraps back around to nice.

Big Brother Posted:

Hey, you should make it so that buying merchandise gives you a 5x boost to your secondary stat.

Have you ever had a good idea, ever?


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Click here to give me internets!

View/click my draginz please

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

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Only cool ppl wear fwz merch.


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Muhammad I m-
hard Bruce -
Lee

Avatar: 191232 2010-07-05 15:36:38 -0400
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[Gold Team]

Level 69 Troll

Sweet enough!

MC Banhammer Posted:

I guess merchandise based on web games just doesn’t have the sexiness appeal some people would hope it does. Who knew?

It woulld have appeal if there was an e-peen for buying it.


bumfabulous person

Avatar: Sad Face
6

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

I would only wear one of those shirts if it came with a 100% Helps-Make-New-Friends guarantee

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

kittiejenn Posted:

Have you ever had a good idea, ever?

I haven’t seen any.


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Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

kittiejenn Posted:

Have you ever had a good idea, ever?

He stopped posting for a couple of weeks, that was a pretty good idea.


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

I own the pony shirt, clbum shirt, and the pins.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Raepdog Posted:

I own the pony shirt, clbum shirt, and the pins.

post pictures so we can admire your amazing taste in clothing


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

bumfabulous person Posted:

I would only wear one of those shirts if it came with a 100% Helps-Make-New-Friends guarantee

FWZ merch will definitely help you make new friends. Srsly.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Bandaney Posted:

FWZ merch will definitely help you make new friends. Srsly.

Truth! I bought forumwarz merchandise, and last night I ****ed my wife to orgasm and then she sucked me off!

Okay, well, only one of those is true.

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I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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Master_Troll

Avatar: 58489 2010-05-26 01:29:58 -0400
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Level 69 Emo Kid

Lee_Harvey_Oswald is Pinky and I'm Brain

ChilePepino Posted:

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best post in thread, upvoted


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

MC Banhammer Posted:

Truth! I bought forumwarz merchandise, and last night I ****ed my wife to orgasm and then she sucked me off!

Okay, well, only one of those is true.

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She faked that orgasm.


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Raepdog-In-P-
eace

Avatar: 73876 Sun Oct 19 02:11:32 -0400 2008

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
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Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

oh meh gawd guys this site is soo cool all my friends love my like

super random and rely cool clothes

my mom wont let me have real black hair to i photoshoppedit and i do all my own makeup Log in to see images!))))

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Raepdog-In-P-
eace

Avatar: 73876 Sun Oct 19 02:11:32 -0400 2008

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

post pictures so we can admire your amazing taste in clothing

well usualy io wont but okay am i not so cool and randum!!!!1 lolol

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I am the only person a big enough tool to buy from the store.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Raepdog-In-Peace Posted:

well usualy io wont but okay am i not so cool and randum!!!!1 lolol

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I am the only person a big enough tool to buy from the store.

haha you look like a Sim


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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
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[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

fine upstanding member of society lips


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Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
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[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Everyone knows that buying forumwarz merchandise attracts women and increases sexual prowess.

Credits to Rob Liefeld for the gun.

Raepdog edited this message on 11/01/2010 10:58PM

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cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

ahahha your ****ing ugly


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