Poor Inga. I throv da svitch on the rapmachine and it is all da crazy fire and noise. Master Fiekenstein vill not be happy vith poor Inga.

Da Rapmachine vas to rap against da Baou but nov da machine is broken. Poor Inga has 45 of da BP. Ve need raps to replace da ones vich the machine vould have made. Perhaps da Master will not notice if Inga replaces da machine raps for ones of da helpful flamebate users?

Vhenever Baou posts a vap in the contest thread you may post da response here. Inga will choose the best response and sneak it into da rapmachine. Inga will give 15 BP for each rap vich is used (so if Inga uses 2 of da raps from you then you vill get 30 of the bp, da?) Please only post one rap per alt per round or Master vill discover what poor Inga is doing.

Please help poor Inga. The lightening rods and none of da fun to sveep Log in to see images!

This looks like fun I shall see what I can do.

Hmmm… I’m a little rusty with my rapping

Well luckily for you Mr baou30

The machine broke before it could say qwerty

but that doesn’t matter anyway

cause the rhymes you were trippin were totally gay

it was terrible seeing just what you just shat

and as for Log in to see images! well what the ****’s with that?

you say you’re cool, that you are a baller

but you’re one poster I wouldn’t buy for a dollar

Here’s one last word before I go off to sleep

“beep beep whoosh boop boop whirr garb do bop beep”

hey baou, now, you’re gonna be chow

this machine is gonna show you to how

to a spin a rhyme, always sublime

but you’ll fail so hard you’ll get knocked offline

im just a machine, i’ve got no brain

thats my excuse, whys your rap so lame?

your failure to use syllables, really is incredible

your lines, they are all terrible, i wish they weren’t indelible

you diss so mild, you sound like a child

Simon Cowell? You’re worse than Colin Powell!

END TRANSMISSION

I suck at things like this, but what the hell.

Jesus Christ, your raps suck like a ****

Straight-up poser wearing ‘Crombie&Fitch

Sitting at his computer, typing all night

Can’t take a punch, always running from a fight

Your rapping against me and don’t you forget it

Who is this fie guy? forget about that fabulous person.

Just you and me here, and of course my master Stein

So bring it on fabulous person, Victory is mine.

Nothing good can come from the mixing of the man and the machine! I can feel it in my old bones that this will end in sorrow if it is allowed to continue! Fellow villagers, I urge you to make as many of these so called “raps” as you can so we can shut down this infernal machine once and for all! We do not need any newfangled contraptions that go against the will of god like this.

religious people capitalize God.

fyi

Inga thanks Halo for helping her vith the first rap. Inga vill post in thread vhen she needs next rap.

Inga needs new vrap for Master. Someone please help poor Inga before Master return from da lab.

Skyman747 Posted:

Don’t have to be religious. It is when you are talking about the deity from Judaism and Christianity that you capitalize it. All other instances are lowercase.

fyi

You do know Allah and most other deities are capitalized too, right?