Celerysteve Posted:

What’s funny is people like JB, Xylon, Fort, and all the other people with an iota of actual talent love me, and the haters are the people don’t even attempt to be funny or interesting or smart and just continually complain and get on bandwagons.

TL;DR: Hater’s hate; game recognizes game.

Do you know, people dont acctualy hate you don’t you?

I mean, this is the internet, and nothing is serious here.

Don’t be so paranoid dude.

Greetings, players and whores,

Much proper respect is due to my sibling of African descent, Celerysteve! He will receive this “deaf,” “stupid,” “sick” and “fat” E-Peen™ for his efforts. Also, a hearty congrats to the runners-up, who did such fine jobs on the voice amplification device.

Finally, a morbidly obese “shout-out” to the undead hosts of this shindig. What a great gimmick, and what a great job of putting this all together.

I look forward to more contests like these! Peace in Western Asia, you all.