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Whores The more times you have sex with a girl the more likely she is going to get pregnant

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/8125934.stm

This was important and worthwhile reasearch. Thanks BBC!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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PROTIP: You’re more likely to get pregnant if you are a girl that has sex with a man

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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PROTIP: You’re more likely to get pregnant if a male reproductive organ goes into your woman's genitals

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

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Well, spf357 really rocks.

The article speaks about improving the quality of sperm with daily sexual activity, not about getting pregnated by ****ing more.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

op is Wrong.

It says “The More you Fap, the more fertile you are.” Learn to read.

Skyman747 edited this message on 07/02/2009 2:33PM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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Having sex every day improves sperm quality and could boost the chances of getting pregnant, research suggests.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

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If I’m wrong how come in the first sentence it says “HAVIN SEX = MORE LIKELY TO GET PRAGNENT”

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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If I’m wrong does that mean that having sex doesn’t get you pregnant?????

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

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SanDyk Posted:

If I’m wrong does that mean that having sex doesn’t get you pregnant?????

Yes. Ejaculation + Menstruation causes pregnancy, not sex.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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that’s the same as saying that it’s not guns that kill you, it’s the bullets

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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SanDyk Posted:

that’s the same as saying that it’s not guns that kill you, it’s the bullets

Well that’s true, usually. Not too many reports about people getting an empty gun thrown at them and dying as a result.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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And actually, pregnancy is caused by the introduction of a fertile sperm into a fertile egg. Ejaculation and menstruation aren’t necessary if the cells are removed surgically, and sex doesn’t need to be involved if the combination is made in a petri dish and the resultant fertilized egg implanted into a uterus.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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MC Banhammer Posted:

And actually, pregnancy is caused by the introduction of a fertile sperm into a fertile egg. Ejaculation and menstruation aren’t necessary if the cells are removed surgically, and sex doesn’t need to be involved if the combination is made in a petri dish and the resultant fertilized egg implanted into a uterus.

I just thought of that after seeing his Gun and Bullet comment.

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
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MC Banhammer Posted:

Well that’s true, usually. Not too many reports about people getting an empty gun thrown at them and dying as a result.

well they wouldn’t be able to report if they are dead due to being pwned by a gun

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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Well, spf357 really rocks.

I never stated you were wrong though, but the article doesnt say “have more sex to improve your chances at pregnancylol” it says ejaculation improves sperm quality, and that’s about it. A man could masturbate everyday to improve his sperm quality and then impregnate a bunch of woman having sex only once with them.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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Seems logical… if you ejaculate regularly then any sperm you have are likely to have been produced more recently, and hence are probably less damaged. Not sure what the “shelf life” of a sperm cell is, but if all the sperm you’ve got are from the previous 24 hours then they’re going be fresher than if you’ve got some week old cells mixed in there.

Possibly also a hormonal connection – frequent ejaculation leading to ramped up sperm production because as far as your body’s concerned frequent ejaculation means you’re having a lot of sex, and to maximise your genes’ propagation into the next generation you need to have a ready supply of plenty of sperm.

Catt although

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Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
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In other exciting government research results – July Fourth fireworks: Fun but dangerous, feds warn

FARTFACE-enjoy

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fireworks are especially dangerous whilst masterbating, or haveing sex.

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
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[Shii is gay]

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also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Wow, sex education clbum itt

Sanserif

Avatar: 38370 Wed Jul 29 01:58:59 -0400 2009

Level 15 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Ejaculate is necessary there is no other way to come across sperm. So he was right to an extent to say ejaculate. Im not sure about menstruation though. Im pretty sure if a girls menstruating she cant get preggers. Unless he meant the whole,”If she can bleed she can breed thing.”

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