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News The Unknown Comic LIVE! At Death Row At San Quentin

The Unknown -
Comic

Avatar: 95506 Tue Dec 09 09:40:49 -0500 2008

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 2 Re-Re

I'M AWESOME APPRECIATE ME PLZ

Chirp, chirp, jail birds! Who’s ready to laugh?


Jesus, guys, you know laughter is the best medicine and given the terminal case you all have, I suggest chuckling!


What’s the deal with prison food?
Last meal? More like last case of diarrhea!
Talk about cruel and unusual punishment, am I right?


My ex-wife is so fat that if she we a basketball, she would be INCREDIBLY hard to pick up!
But somehow, I still managed to shoot her!


I’ve been in jail more than a few times.
Guess I had a better lawyer than you poor schmucks!


So…death row. On the one hand, you get a cell to yourself…
On the other…there’s no one to sodomize!


I miss the good old days of execution: firing squads, hangings, electric chair, and gas chamber.
It’s like, “Hey, if I was going to die by a needle I should’ve just OD’ed on heroin!”
I mean, come on!


Priests sure are annoying, huh?
“As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death.”
Hey, I know, Padre, no need to rub it in!


“Will” is a funny word isn’t it?
Well, I guess when you use it in the sense of “this is what I want done” and not the “what I’m going to do” meaning it makes a little more sense…
That joke’s still a work in progress, sorry.


Anybody’s family forsake them when they were put in prison? Anybody? Raise your hand.
What male reproductive organs! I mean, COME ON!
At least you’ll see them in Hell, am I right?
Eternal damnation, never ending suffering!


The other day I was just walking around outside. Didn’t have anywhere specific to go, just walking around. Strolling here, moseying there, all the time in the world!
Uh…
No joke…just wanted to share!


Well, my time’s done here…unlike yours!
Hope those appeals go well, I think I’m going to go to a movie, maybe eat in the restaurant of my choice, maybe just waste some time, cuz let’s face it…I’m going to live forever!
You’ve been great!
The Unknown Comic edited this message on 06/30/2009 11:43PM

Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001

There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.

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Hongz:comic is just so cool

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Zagreus

Avatar: 113654 2010-01-13 11:46:06 -0500

[BBQF0 Judgement an-
d Rules Committee
]

Level 29 Hacker

Government stooge

~applause~

ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

lol

Wee-Gee

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 20 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

AHEURHEURHEUR. DAS SUM ORIJINEL FUNNY DERE MISTA COMIDIEN.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

yay tuc tuc tuc


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Green porno!

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CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I’m bumuming there wasn’t time for an encore?

Too bad.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ZPac Shakorp-
se

Avatar: 186901 Fri Jun 19 15:42:40 -0400 2009

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 31 Camwhore

Tell the homies I'm in heaven and they ain't got hoods

Yo, y’all see my cousin Tyrell?

Las’ time I checked dat fine upstanding member of society had a few appeals left, he’s probly still there.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Tyrell?

You will have to be more specific.

Adapt edited this message on 07/01/2009 3:27AM

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