Have you ever met a girl that you tried to date

But a year to make love she wanted you to wait

Let me tell ya a story of my situation

I was talkin to this girl from the u.s. nation

The way that I met her was on tour at a concert

She had long hair and a short miniskirt

I just got onstage drippin, pourin with sweat

I was walkin through the crowd and gues who I met

I whispered in her ear, come to the picture booth

So I can ask you some questions to see if you are a hundred proof

I asked her her name, she said blah-blah-blah

She had 9/10 pants and a very big bra

I took a couple of flicks and she was enthused

I said, how do you like the show?

She said, I was very amused

I started throwin bbum, she started throwin back mid-range

But when I sprung the question, she acted kind of strange

Then when I asked, do ya have a man, she tried to pretend

She said, no I dont, I only have a friend

So I took blah-blahs word for it at this time

I thought just havin a friend couldn’t be no crime

cause I have friends and thats a fact

Like agnes, agatha, germaine, and jacq

Forget about that, lets go into the story

About a girl named blah-blah-blah that adored me

So we started talkin, getttin familiar

Spendin a lot of time so we can build up

A relationship or some understanding

How its gonna be in the future we was plannin

Everything sounded so dandy and sweet

I had no idea I was in for a treat

After this was established, everything was cool

The tour was over and she went back to school

I called every day to see how she was doin

Every time that I called her it seemed somethin was brewin

I called her on my dime, picked up, and then I called again

I said, yo, who was that? oh, hes just a friend

So I came to her college on a surprise visit

To see my girl that was so exquisite

It was a school day, I knew she was there

The first semester of the school year

I went to a gate to ask where was her dorm

This guy made me fill out a visitors form

He told me where it was and I as on my way

To see my baby doll, I was happy to say

I arrived in front of the dormitory

Yo, could you tell me where is door three?

They showed me where it was for the moment

I didn’t know I was in for such an event

So I came to her room and opened the door

Oh, snap! guess what I saw?

A fella tongue-kissin my girl in the mouth,

I was so in shock my heart went down south

So please listen to the message that I say

Don’t ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend

Very nice, but I really wished this ended like every single Edgar Allan Poe story – with someone getting buried alive.

This thread was boring and the Futuristic Sex Robotz did it better.

Cheins Sanchez Posted:

I am jealous oda has a friend

who wouldn’t want to have sex with oda

peregrine

it was a rhetorical question you incompetent mammary glands

Tesfan Posted:

it was a rhetorical question you incompetent mammary glands

wat was your rhetoric