swine Posted:

I actually had to deal with my daughter mid-rap, so, I kind of forgot what I was doing for a second.

I ****ed up, however, It can still be put to a beat if you know the scheme-change is coming.

That’s a pretty rad band name.

DAUGHTER OF SWINE

Lament Posted:

That’s a pretty rad band name.

DAUGHTER OF SWINE

The darkest of death metal, I presume?

I’m working on an audio one but it’s not done yet so I’ll text some other ****.

ZPac Shakorpse Posted:

Time fo’ some serious ****, playas! Round 2 has mutha****in’ begun!

First this fine upstanding member of society needs to lay down some new rules:

2. This time, each playa must mention 2 things at least once in they battle: A Looney Toon characta or catch phrase, and a mutha****in’ Crotch Zombie memba. Again, y’all gotta mention each o’ those things at least once in yo’ battle. We don’t care how, just make sure y’all do it.

swine Posted:

Yo!

It’s been a little while, but now I’m back

That crazy fine upstanding member of society, swine, with a counter attack.

Your audio **** was hard to understand,

But I know it’s hard to mix – using only one hand. Log in to see images!

And jokes on my name? That ****’s played out.

You really don’t want to know the things I do with my snout.

Seriously, I can do this without even tryin’

People love the dope rhymes I’m supplyin’

If you say different we’ll all know you’re lyin’

Face it, dog, your weak skills I’m denyin’

I’ll dot your eye, and send you home cryin’.

Here’s a quotable for your next track

Quit embarrbuming yourself, homie

Or at least stop being so whack.

You’re just a lazy ****, get the **** out

I got the crazy ****, and there ain’t no doubt

that I win this battle, your rhymes are just sad

so I like fap, you’re good I’m bad?

that’s it? homey you ain’t got ****

when you step to this mic you better come legit

just quit, I read better posts by timmeh

you cry about your name but squeal like a little piggy

your **** sounds pathetic – your **** sounds generic

I hope you ain’t as bad at being a parent

cuz it’s apparent, your **** is dispairin’

you can’t fair it, I can’t bear it, kill self for the win

so your daughter never has to see how whack you rap

cuz you might be a daddy but you ain’t no daddy mac

far from it, dumb ****, you make sick to my stomach Log in to see images!

like hummus, great times, ****, and pickles – “you’re despicable”

swine Posted:

Well, I’m back once again, As you can plainly see

But, I’ve been told good things always come in threes.

I’m here to fix a rule I flat missed

And to lay down another diss.

Since your raps aren’t so hot

I suggest you drink more than bingebot

Now I’m done with this **** conversation,

This was just an obligation.

Alright y’all. Enough with the jokes.

And like that pig sez…

“That’s all folks.”

Ridin’ on FWZ (aka Swine a **** bum fine upstanding member of society) – Celerysteve feat. Fingerz.noiz