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Audio My new rap

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?xzqmzjmjrv2

It’s not really appropriate for the contest because I wrote the whole thing out.

here’s the words:

We the dope MC

We use the royal WE

cause we’re the king of the mic

and we flow like the sea

we flowin we glowin we showin we got the phat beats

you fail you frail you in jail you makin’ toilet seats

A special work program for the stupid and blind

We send you a map to help you know the beat you can’t find

wait rewind

did we just say you blind

‘cause you’re also deaf not like the records

You can’t hear **** we can tell when you recite words

You say you flow

but you don’t know

to understand the music that’s your only wish

but when we say bbum you ask if that’s a fish

Yeah it is

when we say dawg we don’t mean your our homie

we mean you suck just like that stupid vacuum flowbie

Billie Dee Williams you’re on at three AM

‘cause after we’re done you’re gonna need a psychic friend

to read your future your suture is seven teen inches long

when you cut yourself after hearing this song

not cross the street but down the river

all that vodka and tylenol is killing your liver

you best pray your lovin god’s a forgiver

of sins like when you step to the rhymes we bust

in god we trust this iron never rusts

its red hot fresh from the fire

its burning high just like your funeral pire

you’re undead like a zombie shufflin

something in the bushes and you can hear it rustlin

Like Boris Carloff

We see you far off

a damaged brain that’s what this was a jar of

so strange deranged estranged just like the family

discourse recourse remorse with don Giovanni

But we’re the head the big cheese the grand master

we know kung fu, we’ll make your life a disaster

HA HA that was only a joke we’re only kiddin

about the kung fu – the other details are hidden

Crouchin’ tiger don’t miss my S – WORD PLAY

like that vid on the net shows how you’re into turd play

the third play

that sounds like an inning

get the **** off the field

like the Bengals you’re never winning

your local team yokel team them’s a joke team

end of a losing season and you’re running out of steam

we bring the pressure

so hot in here we never measure

the heat

we keep it on the beat

you never meet

another person who is quite so leet

head shots mug shots red hots

they call us Jupiter ‘cause just like the red spot

we a giant storm

it’s too late for reform

‘cause you’re not even warm

you cold, so old.

Your life is over

just like this rap

Find the errors!

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

upvoted.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

FAIL Posted:

upvoted.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FAIL Posted:

upvoted.

Chewwy

Avatar: 172315 Sun Apr 19 13:54:17 -0400 2009

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 3 Re-Re

FAIL Posted:

upvoatted.

Lament

Avatar: 177568 Thu May 14 00:57:01 -0400 2009
2

Level 30 Troll

Velociraptor

Downvoted.

I liked it, but I had to break the combo. I’m sure you understand.

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