Sittin’ at home playin’ “forumwarz”

Y’all fine upstanding member of societys is gay like Pauly Shores

Movies were back in Ninety-three

And none of you fabulous persons can compete with me

**** flowing from my brain like a tubgirl fountain

Y’all need to go back home to Brokeback mountain.

Got no beat but the sound of my keys,

But that’s just fine for this Emcee.

From the ATL, Like Outkast

And I’ll cut yo bum up with the rhymes I blast.

Lyrical Skills, from the deep south

While you’re all just lame… like MercWithMouth.

You wannabe fine upstanding member of societys have serious problems now I’m in

Reconsider your entry ‘cause Aldo’s here to win.

Should not be too hard, I’m angry like that fukkin Wart

So let me start, I’m gonna take your skills apart.

While you couldn’t get a date with moron Lance Bbum

My range is even wider that LolFran’s goatse bum.

Finishing off with a protip, free – wasn’t paid

Get yourself a fancy fabulous person so at least you get laid.

I’m out.

Yo, step up outta place

and I’ll blast your girls face

with my double-barreled male reproductive organ gun

not a shot gun but a make her world rock gun

Cuz I dont pack heat I pack inches

****es, dont know about my lazer

the hoe phazer, amazer.

So here it comes, its almost enjoy time,

But yall dont deserve my male reproductive organ. Suck on my rhyme.

****es dont know my name

This is my climb to fame

Here i go from rags to riches

with all my ****es

cause this my motha****ing name

Peace out y`all

Yo, ****es, this is teh best rap in all the hood,

Now listen to me, all you, come on,

Yo Yo Yo Yo

All your base are belong to us *clang*

Iherduliekmudkipz

*clang clang*

Its a trap

What you say?

Somebody set us up the bomb

*clang clang*

We get signal

300-page iphone bill

*BAM BAM*

OBAMA OBAMA

I can has cheezburgerz

*clang*

Lose: DO NOT WANT

*bam bam*

And I ****in winz.

Its so epic, I even re-recorded it.

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I’m a dirty white boy. I bust my bum all day.

I put my hand to the plow to keep my bad dreams at bay.

Because my world is a reflection of everyone in it,

And everything’s all stained glbum-tinted.

Watch your back, Jack.

‘Cuz I’m poised to attack.

I’ll eat a landmine, and I’ll **** a Big Mac.

Serve it one, serve it two ‘ya. Serve it to ‘ya hot,

Hot ‘n steamy like the creamy pearl jam from my male reproductive organ.

‘Cuz I roll hard. I walk fly,

You’re in the eye of a storm that’ll make yo’ mamma cry.

And I hope you don’t hate me when I win.

‘Cuz I’ll be thinkin’ ‘bout y’all with every BP that I spend.

And that’s the 411, ‘ya hurr?

Well I’m the ****in boss, like tony was to angela.

If you dont want a war, then take your bum to canada.

My tsunami flows crash down on your subliminal.

The way I’m drowning fools, you’d think i was a criminal

I’ll rip your bum apart like the turtles did to shredder.

If your digging on my flow, well my male reproductive organ is even better.

bumholes think they bad cuz they’re rappin on the internet

But see me on the street and you’ll be in a predicament

Word to your mother.

That’s right…we’re coming to you straight from the site of the 2009 US Open…where it’s time to **** some **** up.

Time to spit some words up in the ‘warz

Doin’ the chores, smackin’ down all them bores

From the North Shores I’m bringin’ tons of satisfaction

A fraction of distraction is sure to get reaction

If Tiger can golf, can’t a white boy get some action?

Suburban extraction, whiter than Michael Jackson

So if the whores want some lovin’ it’s the time of the season

And all a’ you clowns are gonna Listen to Reason.

Peace.

dis is no guarantee

that you in, y’see

cuz Zpac ‘n me, we

gots to know, is yo flow

good to go

or was you jes frontin’

like some ****-bum ho

ZomBiggie you aight, so I’ll just let you know

I’ve gotten ****es pregnant off my potent sexy flow

If you let me in yo contest be prepared to get rocked

I’ll dominate these scrubs while their moms are getting male reproductive organed

My rhymes hit so hard they’ll **** up yo ****

People call me Charizard for the fire that I spit

I just killed it with pokemon but I aint no nerd

I drank too much last night so my vision is still blurred

I racked up a tab that would give broke fine upstanding member of societys chills

It ain’t nothin to me dawg, I got skills to pay the bills

Money out the bum, I pretty much **** stacks

I’m on a yacht with the whites, you on the streets with the blacks

**** SON, TO’ UP FROM THA FLO’ UP

ZomBiggie Smalls Posted:

dis is no guarantee

that you in, y’see

cuz Zpac ‘n me, we

gots to know, is yo flow

good to go

or was you jes frontin’

like some ****-bum ho

You ****es don’t know

how far I’ll go

but I guess I got to show

that my rhymes don’t blow

all those beats that I be making

are the greatest sounds

and those posers that are faking

I’ll put ‘em 6 feet underground.