Is it time for the annual chav hunt already? need to keep this strange and vulgar creatures population down to a low so it doesnt try and shoot us all, that or wet itself and run away from anything bigger then it.

Chavs… those are basically wiggers without guns, right?

Im Canadian but Im really close to a Brit. also the Urban Dictionary says this about em.

Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, fabulous person in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad ****es himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out.

My mate has become a chav what can i do? answer is shoot him before it is too late

Escher Posted:

if their wearin 4 1/2 foot tall hats and have a gay guy w them, it sounds pritty silly but i dunno y u shuld b mean 2 em. Log in to see images!

they hate gays for one. Also you must not know then, but the brits call smokes/cigs, they call them fabulous persons.

hey man dats not cool dude ima chav and i have feelings too and its like if they say lynch the emos everyone gets ****ed and they **** OH GOD NOE ONE UNDERSTANDS ME but when they say lynch the chavs its like oh okay and its like we act all tough but yeah we have feelings too and you know how much its sucks when a whole group of people wants you dead it makes me sad Log in to see images!

Dante Kinkade Posted:

Because the word fabulous person means burrning bunddle, the only reason they started calling us gays fabulous persons was durring witch trials. They needed fires that burned hotter then hell to kill the witch, and they though gays where magical so… ghhhh Log in to see images!

oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh…..... my firend Lilly is a wicca and sghe tol me about the ‘bunring times’ but i didn’ kno they used gays like that!!!!!!!!!!! Log in to see images!

I also [immensely] dislike chavs. They get on my nerves. I sometimes vent my anger at them by taking away their iPods which each contains about 500 country songs. They become an heroes and everything else, is history. I also like to chop them up and sprinkle them on my baked potato. Oh wait, that’s chives.