sn4x Posted:

Calvin lay there in bed, next to his tiger. His fourteenth birthday was tomorrow. He was getting older, puberty striking at his mind, voice, and body. He kissed Hobbes on the cheek, puling him closer and thanking him for being his friend. Then it happened. It had been happening often since he was thirteen and he had no control over it. His erection tented his boxers, pressing against his friend’s rump. “Stop..” Hobbes mumbled with a growl, pushing him away. Calvin turned onto his back, pulling his under shorts down and revealing his standing pillar, about five inches. Average, he figured. He shook Hobbes awake. He didn’t wake easily and grumbled and growled, but eventually sat up. “What, Calvin?” He asked angrily, wanting very much to go back to sleep. “I love you.” “I love you too..” Hobbes said awkwardly. ‘What is this about?’ He wondered. “Do you really love me?” “Yeah, why?” Hobbes sat up further, sleep forgotten. “I want to mate with you..” Calvin blushed.

You disturbed me.

Until this part

”Wait! What? You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the liscence plate said “fresh” and had dice in the mirror. If anything, I could say that this cab was rare, but I though “nah, forget it, yo home to Bel Air”! I pulled up to the house at about seven or eight, yelled to the cabbie, yo homes, smell you later. Looked at my kingdom, and I was finally there, to sit on my throne, as the Prince of Bel Air.

Then life became bearable again.

Mrteen7 Posted:

Wait question

Can the picture be anime?

Because I already drew mine.

The picture can be anything you want.

I’m seeing some really creative stuff, now. This contest may be harder to judge than I thought. Keep it up, folks!

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9th grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity.

While we’re fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet Coke.

Me: It’s allright.

Girl: Well, I LOVE it. How ‘bout you go get me a bottle of it?

I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it’s too cold.

Girl: How ‘bout warming it up…by rubbing it on my mammary glands?

So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and so do I because I KNOW that, with this girl, I’m definantly going to get off. That’s when it gets crazy. She rips out the bottle, opens it, and begins filling her woman's genitals with Diet Coke. I swear, she nearly empties the volume into her woman's genitals. I had seriously underestimated this woman's genitals’s liquid retention volume.

Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE?!?!?!? OH YEAH OH YEAH DRINK IT FROM ME!

I was noticebly freaked me, but I did want to get off, and I didn’t want my first load-blow to be into 18.7 fluid ounces of a 0-calorie beverage. I began to go down on her, until she said the exact wrong thing.

Girl: OH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM ME! I’M THE KOOL-AID MAN! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!

I don’t know how she did it with 16-year-old voice, but she sounded exactly like the Kool-Aid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall, half-expecting him to burst through and over me a fruity beverage. I was extremely turned-off. She could tell, too. As she sat up to see what was wrong, she twisted her body in such a way that Diet Coke shot out of her woman's genitals and all over my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low-calorie moment that my parents chose to pull into the driveway.

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This is my rendition of Sleazy P. Martini, see after a hard night of partying which entailed much alcohol, I come home in the morning to find a thread in one of my favorite forums requesting that you dress up as a movie character with things in your room. Thus begins the story of the pompadour, a T-shirt and two rolls of toilet paper created the monstrosity on my head and I feel it’s accurate. This picture was posted in my still wasted state and found after 8 hours of sleep was had. I then proceeded to make a Balsac the Jaws of Death mask out of a Fed Ex Box, aluminum foil and paper horns, as detailed below.

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Both of these characters are from the band GWAR, whom I actually went to see a few weeks ago. My costumes do not do them justice whatsoever.

FattyMcFat Posted:

Hilarious. I haven’t heard that one before.

However, you’re more likely to win with a story that you wrote yourself rather than one you found on the internet.

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full of win?

Oh my god, yay. Thank you so much, you have no idea how happy you’ve made me.

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