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A Very Important Message From The Unknown Comic
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Hello, I’m The Unknown Comic.
You might known me from such television clbumics as The Gong Show and the website soon to be preyed upon by domain squatters, Forumwarz.
I’m speaking you today because of a very insignificant problem. I’m talking about my entirely trivial addiction to the drug known as marijuana. You might know it by it’s street names: pot, weed, chiba, viper, ganja, tree, trom, and literally over a dozen other names.
Sure, it’s not a physical addiction like one would experience with heroin or cocaine. It’s entirely in my head. I don’t need to “blaze” and get “high.” I just really, really want to. Especially because I’ve been drinking and I only like to drink to increase the effects of marihuana.
Maybe you’ve heard about my recent worries over drug testing in order to procure a minimum wage job doing menial, even degrading work for a highly unethical national entity. That’s why I need your help. That’s right you. Dull, stupid, unfunny, maybe even ugly, you.
I’m about a minute away from packing a bowl and smoking that **** right to my face. Do your part. Tell me you love me. Tell me that the woman I love will leave her husband and her child to be with me, an unemployed, chubby man with anger AND self-esteem issues. Tell me I’m funny even though my gimmick has worn pretty thin. Tell me I’ll be successful even though I tell myself every hour, “One of these days, I’m going to blow my brains out.”
So, please, be my narcotic anonymous sponsor and help me overcome this non-existant problem that I myself could overcome if I had even the smallest amount of will power.
The life you save might be my own. I’m the Unknown Comic and I definitely plan on getting high tonight. The Unknown Comic edited this message on 05/14/2009 10:13PMGene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:11PM |
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is it good weed? Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:13PM |
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Adapt Posted:
It’s pretty good. It’s dry and there’s not much of it, but it’s decent, especially since I’ve been two days clean. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:14PM |
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Worn thin? Its thick and spread all over. You’re a funny guy but stop with the drugs man, there are other ways. Like drinking. Or life. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:14PM |
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tuc babe we need to stop this **** until you get a srs job. I love u madly. I’ll find a girl. Log in to see images!
Green porno!
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:16PM |
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if you think you can drop clean, don’t, a job is a good thing. Otherwise I can’t in all good conscious srtop you from smoking that bowl. In fact, if I were your attorney, I would definitely advise you to smoke it. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:16PM |
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imagine a ball of weed…the size of the sun…being shot into the sun…
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:16PM |
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The Unknown Raepdog Posted:
Hello, I’m the Unknown Comic.
Maybe you’ve read my recent post pleading for help for my psychological addiction. If you did, you’d also know that drinking only makes me want to get high even more.
Even amphetamines, the worker ant of the drug world, makes me want to cheef. Literally the only thing that makes me forget about mary jane is sleep. Then I dream about slim red headed women and all the terrible things they could do to my average sized male reproductive organ.
I’m the Unknown Comic, wishing you a good life. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:18PM |
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I think you are pretty damn cool, always have. I don’t think I can talk anyone into anything, least of all over the net. However, I don’t want you to wake up loaded with regret, so I will upload my mix disc of songs that sound like American Gods and send you the mediafire link. You can listen to it instead. Log in to see images! Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:20PM |
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Tesfan Posted: Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:21PM |
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but music sounds better when you’re high Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:22PM |
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scully Posted: Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:27PM |
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My net is crappy, it has like 15 minutes to go. Log in to see images! Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:49PM |
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scully Posted: Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:52PM |
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sweennd eistpor slosersd |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:54PM |
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ChilePepino Posted:
Man, you’re not even trying to get close to real words now. The Unknown Comic edited this message on 05/14/2009 11:00PMGene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:59PM |
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Awww, man. You have no restraint. lol
Oh god, I guess it is pretty fail. Log in to see images! Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 10:59PM |
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scully Posted: Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:01PM |
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There you go. Log in to see images! Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:08PM |
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ChilePepino Posted:
The Unknown Comic Posted:
Let me translate. ChilePepino Posted:
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 05/14/2009 11:08PM |
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