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Art comin to stores soon Charlie Sheen (the fanged stallion) and his lightfooted mens first album "Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360"

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

yeah man its almost time for the album you keep seein on billboards and buses and mtv and **** Motorcycle Wheelie in 2 Titty **** 360 is the cuttin edge of rock and roll and here’s some samples just for all the peoples

track 1: if i had a jet pack


if i had a jet pack

i tell you what i do

gonna jet on over to your house

and make some love to you


track 2: hospital dancer


my baby has a broken leg

my other baby was in a car accident

this other chick i ****ed with some times

is in cause somethin like laid eggs in her

but i keep dancin and dancing and dancin

while i prep 10 ccs of deep deep male reproductive organin

for you girl


track 3: the harbor lights


fog rolls in

from the ocean

covers the bay

and the ocean

through the haze

i see the dull blaze

of harbor

harbor lights


harbor lights

guide me home

cause the morning come

and harbor lights

harbor lights

harbor lights

harbor lights

harbor lights


track 4: desperado with a bbum guitar (instrumental)

track 5: ****in at the community college


teach me baby

yeah come on teach me

teach me accounting 1

so i can keep accounting

uh huh accounting how many times

my male reproductive organ is goin in and out of your puss

they say its a 2 year degree

but ima gonna be ****in you for 4

baby baby baby

i hope you great times soon

cause i got a hotel and restaurant managment clbum

i gotta get too


track 6: helicopter rain


steel rain on quiet streets

rotors and **** raining down

helicopter rain baby run and hide

first let me slip you OUTTA THAT GOWN

gonna **** you while the helicopter fall

gonna lay you down between them all

gas catches fire and concrete is cut

but helicopter crashes turn you on

dirty copter ****


more to come soon preorder on itunes

Charlie Sheen edited this message on 05/12/2009 10:01PM

im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

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Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

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ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

A-Sat Posted:

What the eff?

you can swear here dawg this album has a parentel advisory warnin


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

So how’s Cbumandra doing these days?


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Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

Sergeant Cid Posted:

So how’s Cbumandra doing these days?

man why you keep askin about my little girl

leave my daughter alone


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Charlie Sheen Posted:

man why you keep askin about my little girl

leave my daughter alone

I think he legally has to say that. Its called like megan’s law or something like that.


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Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

I’m just asking, is all.

I hear she’s posing for the next issue of Fatty ****ers. I guess she needs the money, huh?


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Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

just cuz shes a little heavy doesnt make her any less of a person you ****er why dont you come to hollywood and fight me like a man

with guitars


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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Sergeant Cid

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Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

You got it, man. Of course, since you’re the big-shot rich celebrity and I’m the poor blue-collar man, it’s easy for you to throw that out there.

Tell you what; you pay my way out the L.A., spring for a hotel (nothing too fancy, I don’t need all that mint-on-a-pillow crap), and we’ll get together and I’ll happily throw down.


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SuperHappyFu-
nKitty

Avatar: 26050 Sat Oct 18 22:48:59 -0400 2008
15

[ONE HUNDRED PERCEN-
T ACTION KLAN
]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Me to be wanting to download this album. Anyone to be having a bit torrent?

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

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preordered the regular, deluxe, and remastered discs.


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swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

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swines quest

S for Swine

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

what’s gonna be on the cover? cause my friend had a camero and we could pose on the hood


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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

charlie i love you

(not in a gay way…well actually yes but i know you like mammary glands too much so i’ll be platonic so it’s not awkward)


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

oh man i totaly forgot about this album i ad to some **** with my babies (real babies nto ladies) and then i got drunk and started doin this like 1000 piece puzzle and then some more **** happened i might be in a movie or something

let me check imdb

**** nothin cept Foodfight! which i made in like 98 or some ****

anyway lets get rockin

7. tiger wind


hear it blow

oh oh ohhhhh

oh oh ohhhhh

tiger wind

tiger wind

tiger wind


in your dreams

ee-ee-eems

ee-ee-eems

tiger dreams

on the wind

wind of love

of of offf

wind of love

of of offf

tiger love

tiger tiger

tiger wind


8.a song for people to dance to


get up everybody

move yo feet

dance to beat

spin around

touch the ground

these are just suggestions

girl

you gotta do your own thing

you can jump when i say spin

do a split when i say other words

and move your feet

boogie boogie boogie boogie

boogie boogie boogie boogie

boogie boogie boogie boogie

now STOP

and love me girl


9. the jungle (its where we are so lets ****)


im trackin you and i got paint on my face

chasin your bum all around this place

the moon is full and the air is hot

find run up a mountain ill show you what i got

im on a hunt

huntin for you

but unlike huntin

when i through

im not gonna kill you

nah were gonna ****

in the jungle in trees

swingin on vines

da duh da da duh dah duh da

hungry like the wolf…


10. AFTER THE ROCKALYPSE (instrumental)

11. whatever happened to (that awesome band jackyl)


do you reeee-eee-e-e-emember

jackyl?

they were pretty sick

sang a song about a chick

who totally loved the singers male reproductive organ

do you reeee-eee-e-e-emember

jackyl?

they stood up against osama bin laden

told him to kiss their bum

but he was too scared because

they did that song with a chainsaw solo

do you reeee-eee-e-e-emember

jackyl?


12. a ballad about the time i drove my car off a roof and onto a trampoline


chevy 92 caprice

high above the ground

i floor the pedal

and start going

down

down

down

danger lay before me

but i had no fear

science would protect me

cuz science was what i was here for


the trampoline she lay in wait

i wondered what would be my fate

would i bounce into the sky

or would i simply die


bounce bounce Charlie Sheen

leader of men hero of young girls dreams

fly fly among the clouds

on a rainbow you will park

you have a caprice

but it shoulda been a skylark

the descent was fast

the music loud

you know that it was rockin

**** marty sheen

he should be proud

that his son is so rockin

be on the look out for my new triple disc concept album rock opera SPACE STATION SEXULON 12 comin this december


im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

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or maybe my dad marty

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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BloodyDemise

Avatar: 121820 2010-06-13 01:05:56 -0400
5

[Throne of Blood]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

charlie can i be on two and a half men pleeeeeease my mom loves that show and it would finally make her proud of me


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

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nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

charlie sheen shoudl write ep 3

lololoollol gud idea imo

Melanin-Enhanced Individual edited this message on 06/22/2009 10:24AM

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Charlie Sheen

Avatar: 51012 2011-07-31 00:40:28 -0400

[Gimmick Alts and R-
ole-Players Local -
Union 352
]

Level 12 Camwhore

Kickflippin' for Jesus cause he took away my alcoholism and drug addictions and genetic woman's genitals fever!

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me two babes me two

BloodyDemise Posted:

charlie can i be on two and a half men pleeeeeease my mom loves that show and it would finally make her proud of me

this seasons over but maybe next season i got a ton of creative control they just never take my ideas you know the season finale was going to be this episode where i had to defuse a bomb but i also had two dates on the same night so i had to keep like runnin leaving the table where one date was and going to another table where the other date was then goin to the and defusin it **** was hilarious but they were like Charlie it doesnt make any sense and i said such is love man such is love

1337xxxxxxxx-xlololololol-ololololxxxx-xxxxx1337 Posted:

charlie sheen shoudl write ep 3

i all ready got a script for it goin peep this

EXT VIETNAM

a helicopter comes in out of the risin sun miniguns blazing and missile firing fine upstanding member of society huts blowin up and gooks getting cut apat by bullets


capt hominger: take that gooks

lt danielson: yeah take that

pfc homingson: **** those guys uh oh


a bazooka missle hits the helicopter and starts to spin its all on fire and **** and crashes into the ocean


pfc homingson: how will we get home

lt danielson: by havin an adventure and teamwork

capt hominger: teamwork word


EXT JUNGLE

a tiger totally leaps out of nowhere and starts eating rookie johnson


rookie johnson: oh **** a tigers eatin me shoot it shoot it

capt hominger: hold your fire men look at that


rookie johnsons blood is yellow it becomes obvius he was a fine upstanding member of society spy all along


pfc homingson: that tiger saved our bum

lt danielson: it must be lucky and magic lets keep him by our side

tiger: mrowr


EXT DO LUNG BRIDGE

a huge battle is going on pfc homingson is riding the tiger and the tiger is bitin and clawin people while homingson fires like two m-16s at once one in each hand sgt sanders gets blown up by a grenade


lt danielson: sanders no he only had one day left until he got shipped back home

pfc homingson:wait whats the tiger doing

the tiger goes over to sanders and puts its paws on him sanders comes back to life with all the strength and speed of a tiger

sgt sanders:tiger strength mother ****ers

sgt sanders rips the bridge apart and all the gooks fall to their death

capt hominger: how will we get across now

the tiger starts flying soldiers across the river


EXT AMERICA

capt hominger: we made it


THE END?

Charlie Sheen edited this message on 06/22/2009 2:51PM

im Charlie Sheen and i wrote what you read above

have you heard about my clothin line?

or my other clothin line

or maybe my dad marty

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btw you must be this hot:

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