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ghax

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Asparagus output in 2005 shown as a percentage of the top producer (China – 5,906,000 tonnes).

Green: 100

Yellow: 10

Red: 1

ghax edited this message on 05/30/2009 9:56PM

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As of 2007, Peru is the world’s leading asparagus exporter, followed by China and Mexico.

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The top asparagus importers (2004) were the United States (92,405 tonnes), followed by the European Union (external trade) (18,565 tonnes), and Japan (17,148 tonnes).

uhh

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The United States’ production for 2005 was on 218.5 square kilometres (54,000 acres) and yielded 90,200 tonnes,

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making it the world’s third largest producer, after China (5,906,000 tonnes) and Peru (206,030 tonnes).

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U.S. production was concentrated in California, Michigan, and Washington.

ghax

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The crop is significant enough in California’s Sacramento-San Joaquin River Delta region that the city of Stockton holds a festival every year to celebrate it, as does the city of Hart, Michigan, complete with a parade and asparagus queen. The Vale of Evesham in Worcestershire is heralded as the largest producer within Northern Europe, celebrating like Stockton, with a week long festival every year involving auctions of the best crop and locals dressing up as spears of asparagus as part of the British Aparagus Festival.

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Asparagus officinalis is widely known simply as “asparagus”, and may be confused with unrelated plant species also known as “asparagus”, such as Ornithogalum pyrenaigreat times known as “Prussian asparagus” for its edible shoots.

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The English word “asparagus” derives from clbumical Latin, but the plant was once known in English as sperage, from the Medieval Latin sparagus. This term itself derives from the Greek aspharagos or asparagos, and the Greek term originates from the Persian asparag, meaning “sprout” or “shoot”.

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Asparagus was also corrupted in some places to “sparrow grbum”; indeed, the Oxford English Dictionary quotes John Walker as having written in 1791 that “Sparrow-grbum is so general that asparagus has an air of stiffness and pedantry”.

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In Gloucestershire and Worcestershire it is also known simply as “grbum”. Another known colloquial variation of the term, most common in parts of Texas, is “aspar grbum” or “asper grbum”. In the Midwest United States and Appalachia, “spar grbum” is a common colloquialism. Asparagus is commonly known in fruit retail circles as “Sparrows Guts”, etymologically distinct from the old term “sparrow grbum”, thus showing convergent language evolution.

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It is known in French and Dutch as asperge, in Italian as asparago (old Italian asparagio), in Portuguese as espargo hortense, in Spanish as espárrago, in German as Spargel, in Hungarian as spárga.

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The Sanskrit name of Asparagus is Shatavari and it has been historically used in India as a part of Ayurvedic medicines.In Kannada, it is known as Ashadhi, Majjigegadde or Sipariberuballi.

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Following the consumption of asparagus, the urine of some people contains various sulfur-containing compounds, which produce a smell identified by some people. The prevalence of smell production and detection is debated.

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This phenomenon has been observed since the 18th century, and is caused by (the metabolism of) asparagusic acid and its derivatives, which are present in asparagus but not other vegetables.

uhh

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History

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The effect of eating asparagus on the eater’s urine has long been observed:

“asparagus… affects the urine with a foetid smell (especially if cut when they are white) and therefore have been suspected by some physicians as not friendly to the kidneys; when they are older, and begin to ramify, they lose this quality; but then they are not so agreeable”[21]

Marcel Proust claimed that asparagus ”...transforms my chamber-pot into a flask of perfume.”

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Chemistry

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Certain compounds in asparagus are metabolized giving urine a distinctive smell due to various sulfur-containing degradation products, including various thiols, thioesters, and ammonia.

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The volatile organic compounds responsible for the smell are identified as:

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