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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 7:35PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 7:40PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 7:50PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 7:55PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:11PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:13PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:14PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:15PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:16PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:17PM |
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male reproductive organ & Toast Lord Shplane edited this message on 05/06/2009 8:19PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:19PM |
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anonymoushaxor Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:20PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:29PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:39PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:49PM |
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Bill Gates dies and goes to hell. Satan greets him: “Welcome Mr. Gates, we’ve been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You’ve been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you’ve got me in a good mood, I’ll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you’ll be locked up forever.”
Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to a mbumive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.
Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a Beautiful young blonde with an alluring look on her face, sitting at a table on which there is a bottle of the finest wine. To Bill’s delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says, “I’ll take this option.”
“Fine,” says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill. As he turns around, he bumps into Lucifer.
“That was Bill Gates!” cried Lucifer. “Why did you give him the best place of all!”
“That’s what everyone thinks,” snickered Satan. “The bottle has a hole in it and the girl hasn’t…”
“What about the PC?”
“It’s got Windows 95!” laughed Satan. “And it’s missing three keys.”
“Which three?”
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 8:49PM |
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trying to prove a point
A man drinks a shot of whiskey every night before bed. After years of this, the wife wants him to quit; she gets two shot glbumes, filling one with water and the other with whiskey.
After getting him to the table that had the glbumes, she brings his bait box. She says “I want you to see this.” She puts a worm in the water, and it swims around.
She puts a worm in the whiskey, and the worm dies immediately. She then says, feeling that she has made her point clear, “what do you have to say about this experiment?”
He responds by saying: “If I drink whiskey, I won’t get worms!” Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 9:11PM |
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As an airplane is about to crash, a female pbumenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, “Here, iron this!”. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 9:13PM |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 9:15PM |
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This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window…
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
“Do you know what I am doing?” asks the doctor?
“Yes, checking for abnormalities.” she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, “Do you know what I am doing now?”, she replies, “Yes, checking for cancer.”
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, “Do you know what I am doing now?”
She replies, “Yes, getting herpies – thats why I am here!” Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/06/2009 9:16PM |
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