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Food EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT NUTRITION I LEARNED FROM DNIEL PLAINVIEW

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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* Carbs take the longest to be digested

Daniel Plainview: that’s why you shouldn’t eat carbs for breakfast either

Daniel Plainview: when something takes long to digest, your blood is busy with the digestion process, leaving you little energy to do other things

Daniel Plainview: that’s why if you eat carbs for breakfast, you will get tired in the afternoon

Daniel Plainview: well, in any case my point is: carbs or meat for breakfast = tired by midday

* carbs = sugar, but not the other way around

Daniel Plainview: Fingerz: I don’t eat breakfast usually, but when I do, it’s cheese and fruits

Fingerz: Daniel Plainview: protein and carbs

Daniel Plainview: fruits are mostly simple sugars, fibre, and some carbs

Daniel Plainview: bread is mostly carbs

Fingerz: sugar = carb

Daniel Plainview: Fingerz: hahaha no

* there’s sugars and there’s sugars

Daniel Plainview: carbs = complex sugars

Daniel Plainview: fruits = simple sugars

Daniel Plainview: carbs take longer to break up where as stuff like fructose just breaks up quickly

Daniel Plainview: Fingerz: SUGAR IS NOT THE EXACT SAME THING AS CARBS

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

IC WHERE DIS IS GOIN


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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icwutudidthar Posted:

IC WHERE DIS IS GOIN

ITT: we all learn things we didn’t know about food from Daniel P.


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Daniel Plainview: If you eat watermelon seeds, fine upstanding member of societys will break in to your tummy.


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Auser

Avatar: 89481 Thu Feb 26 14:58:28 -0500 2009
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Broscience is awesum bro


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Take a moment to enjoy an awesome song mixed with clips from The Watchman(since youtube is useless for proper music videos now)

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
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I want to see some real, live poop.

My life has been enriched greatly by this thread.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Daniel Plainview: If you swallow chewing gum it stays in your stomach for 70 years.

Daniel Plainview: It’s a fact. You won’t poop it out like, ever.


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

Daniel Plainview: Bosoms are caused by tittychlorians


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Protein_Pump

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Daniel Plainview: Fingerz is an attractive young lady with absolutely no grand canyon like furrows whatsoever


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GO OUTSIDE YOU LAZY OBESE FREAKS

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Daniel Plainview: If you jump up and down after unprotected sex you won’t get pregnant. You also lower your risk of contacting AIDS or herpes that way too!

Now he’s giving out advice on contraception as well!


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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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Daniel Plainview: Eating Chinese food will make you ANTM.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Daniel Plainview: Antioxidants are anti oxygen, meaning that they will kill you

Daniel Plainview: Seriously, you’ll die. Antioxidants suffocate your cells.


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Wow, like I needed MORE evidence that he’s an idiot.

Apparently he’s never looked at the nutrition label on a can of Mountain Dew to see that Sugar = Carbs.


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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Oh btw, everything in the OP was copypasted straight from IDC, nothing there was edited or added or made up.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Daniel Plainview: Fingerz: btw you know what’s hella nutritious?

Fingerz: Daniel Plainview: NO WHAT

Daniel Plainview: Fingerz: my jizz

Daniel Plainview: Fingerz: certified by the FDA to contain 3000% of your needed daily vitamins and minerals

Fingerz: Daniel Plainview: DID YOUR MOM TELL YOU THAT?


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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I was looking for this thread cause I thought it was Mercwithmouth being very special. Turns out it was Daniel Plainview being very special. Oh well.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fingerz Posted:

Mercwithmouth being very special.

Don’t worry, you shouldn’t have to look far.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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Adapt Posted:

Don’t worry, you shouldn’t have to look far.

Heeheehee truth


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