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Feature My thoughts about B&B contest

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

Dear Forumwarriors,

I would like to state my opinion regarding “Forumwarz Next Top Model” contest. To be honest with you, you ****ing retards my dear friends, I think that contest is just another proof that Forumwarz is nothing but a BIG JOKE. Nothing wrong about that, but: nobody requested any more proof.

It’s just sad to see how everything gets totally ruined.


Furthermore, I would like to inform you regarding future plans with so-called “finalists”. I want to point out that I guarantee to make sure that there are NO WINNERS in this contest. Sometimes you just have to set an example, you know.

– If DOLDOE wins, I’m going to make sure he leaves Forumwarz and never logs in again right after winning contest. I mean, he is just some worthless idiot who’s never going to achieve anything in life anyway (he probably works at local grocery store). In case you didn’t get it: THIS is DOLDOE. He’s actually a pathetic piece of **** and not good-looking at all. Also I will kill his mother if he wins. Just because.

– If Jalapeno Bootyhole wins, I’ll make sure Crotch Zombie files for bankruptcy as soon as only possible – okay, it’s not like I have to do much anyway (Forumwarz is a really ****ty game and trying to earn money from it is comedy gold). The point is: Jalapeno Bootyhole is a pathetic piece of **** and it’s very, very unlikely that he will ever find himself another job. And even if he does, I’ll make sure he gets fired.

– If Shii wins, I’ll just post some photos of dead wolves everywhere on Flamebate for a few days. That should seal the deal. Wait, I have an even better idea: I go to forest and shoot some wolves. Then I take picture for Shii. Who is a pathetic piece of **** anyway.

– In case that Fortunato wins, I’m going to tell everyone his nasty secret. This will cause him to leave Forumwarz forever. Maybe it will also cause him to kill himself. Nothing more to add.

Johnny Mac is not going to win anyway, but for the impossible case that he actually wins, I bumure you that he is going to regret it heavily. You know I’m not joking.


On a sidenote, I want to announce fact that Bandaney and Baroness are both ridiculously stupid. I’m not even going to explain why because those whores aren’t worth the effort.


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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

somebody is a little upset


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Someone else trolled that thread already today. You lose, Oleg. GTFO.


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

at first i was like ‘lol good troll’ but then i was like ‘lol u mad’


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Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
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[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Wow.

Who knew that Oleg wanted online people to like him so bad


Look, shock images! I’m edgy! Please remember me.

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http://i43.tinypic.com/oibvrr.jpg

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

Shii: youre a ****ing retard-esque

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

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Phariad

Avatar: 129763 Mon Jun 15 22:35:47 -0400 2009

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 43 Troll

“Banned Camper”

lol at someone who actually cares enough about a pointless contest to threaten to ruin the lives of anyone who wins besides him.

What’s that? The populace of Forumwarz decided that someone else was better looking than you? Impossible!


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Celerysteve Posted:

Phariad is p cool imo.

Goatse II Posted:

I think Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Loose Johnny Posted:

Phariad is a pretty cool guy.

Now you can be a cool guy too: Troll Ambiance Mafiosi.

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

The Baroness Posted:

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

my thoughts on Oleg:

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

Adapt Posted:

my thoughts on Oleg:

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thought it would be a male reproductive organ, disappointed


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Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
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[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
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Level 35 Troll

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just posting to say that I’d demolish the competition in this contest w/o even trying grats on putting forth effort for 2nd place I guess (except for fort and his sexy great timesberbun)


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

just posting to say that I’d demolish the competition in this contest w/o even trying grats on putting forth effort for 2nd place I guess (except for fort and his sexy great timesberbun)

Should post pics imo


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Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
4

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 18 Hacker

INVINCIBLE POSTER

requesting move to Camwhore forum and sticky


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Spirithound

Avatar: Emo Girl 1
3

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Adapt Posted:

my thoughts on Oleg:

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haha….subtle…apparently too subtle for some

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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hey guys remember when fwz wasnt all about ‘lol u so sexy u must be awesome but u are a gay fine upstanding member of society anyway’

tsb needs to come back imo


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Nicco Posted:

hey guys remember when fwz wasnt all about ‘lol u so sexy u must be awesome but u are a gay fine upstanding member of society anyway’

No but that sounds p cool. Let’s make it happen.


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