I’m so awesome I don’t need to justify it with an explanation.

I am what most people call “the ****”. Plain and simple. I COULD describe my awesomeness in greater detail, but the shock of it would be the same as dividing by zero — the world would implode.

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P.S. – Hackers FTW!

I’m so cool, I need to lurk less, I can kick Chuck Norris’s bum, and I can send newfabulous persons back to GAIA. Also, I am a bad enough dude to save the president.

I’m so cool, I don’t even know why I’m bothering to state the obvious. Actually, I’ll let my friend, Captain Obvious, do the stating for me.

ThongGrrrl is cool for a variety of reasons. She’s a camwhore (for real-real, not for rpg-real). There are no women on the internet, but ThongGrrrl is pretty close to being one (except, you know, for the being a camwhore part).

That’s pretty cool.

Furthermore, she is of Russian origin, which automatically implies she is blonde, blue-eyed, tall, sexy and ice cold. Literally cool.

Furthermore, she is a nurse. For real-real, once again. She can probe your prostate any day, man. She can wear those sexy scrubs and pat your shoulder confortingly, while leaning over so you can glimpse a bit of boobage. That’s really really cool.

She’s just cool, man, seriously.

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