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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hey You: THIS IS fine upstanding member of society CONTROL SYSTEM. ENTER COMMAND> Stranger: .......yeah Stranger: ok You: UNRECOGNIZED You: TYPE “HELP” FOR HELP Stranger: i was only looking for a cute guy to talk to.. =( You: UNRECOGNIZED You: TYPE “HELP” FOR HELP Stranger: ok Stranger: good bye You: UNRECOGNIZED Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2010 5:48PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: WELCOME TO fine upstanding member of society CONTROL PROGRAM. ENTER COMMAND> You: INACTIVITY TIMER ACTIVATED You: 10 You: 9 You: 8 You: 7 You: 6 You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 Stranger: blacks Stranger: yum You: CODE ACCEPTED You: WELCOME MR. PRESIDENT You: INACTIVITY TIMER ACTIVATED You: MR. PRESIDENT YOU WILL BE LOGGED OUT IN You: 10 You: 9 You: 8 You: 7 You: 6 You: 5 You: 4 You: 3 You: 2 You: 1 You: 0 You: THE JIG IS UP You: AND GONE You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 04/28/2010 5:52PM |
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Lol this isn’t very good. but anyways, here’s my omelge conversation. *Sorry if thhis is completly off topic I just read the first few pages and then scrolled down and posted* You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: im 11 yr old plz help Stranger: pppplz help im 11 Stranger: help me please You: Okay You: Just get inside my van You: And I’ll help you Stranger: wil there be mammary glands inside the van?
You: Err….yes….yet lots of mammary glands and….errr….free choclate….. Stranger: wooooohoooo Stranger: to the van You: Yes, but before you go in the “magic van” have to ask you a few questions Stranger: ok You: Are you pregant? Stranger: nope You: Are you prone to call the police very quickly? Stranger: no Stranger: i dun even know their number You: Very good, and finally have you had any past sexual relationships with anyone before? Stranger: no…... Stranger: im 11 You: Your never too young to start kido Stranger: so can we go to the boob van?
You: No, I just need one last question You: How wide is your bumcrack? In metric system please Stranger: let me check You: ..... Stranger: 16cm You: Great that should be perfect for some deep penertration You: Now TO THE BOOB VAN! Stranger: yay You: Just get naked and I’ll let you go in Stranger: ehhh ok You: Completely naked, not even your underpants Stranger: oooook Stranger: ok im ready….... You: You better be ready You: Now just bend over and close your eyes…. Stranger: ok Stranger: *bends and closes eyes*
You: *slowly inserts warm and phallic like object deep inside the childs rectum* Stranger: ehhh Stranger: *15 months later* Stranger: well come on Stranger: dude u hav diapar to change Stranger: cmon hurry up Stranger: god ur slow Stranger: the end Your conversational partner has disconnected. They say there’s always light at the end of the tunnel, I think that’s just the incoming train. |
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| Posted On: 05/03/2010 5:39PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: **** YOU Stranger: hey You: STFU fabulous person Stranger: excus You: EAT **** Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2010 4:15PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: **** YOU Stranger: ok Stranger: hi You: SUCK MY BLACK bum ****ER You: EAT **** Stranger: no Stranger: my sister You: OK SHE WILL SUCK MY BLACK bum You: SOUNDS GOOD Stranger: haha You: DOES SHE DO ANAL Stranger: my sister suck my male reproductive organ in nights You: CUZ I GOT ONE OF THOSE BIG ONES Stranger: **** your sister You: BEEN THERE DONE THAT Stranger: **** your mother You: HER bum IS LOOSER THAN A 10 POUND HAM WITH NO BONE IN IT Stranger: **** your **** family You: EAT **** fabulous person You: IMMA **** YO bum AND MAKE YA LOVE ME fabulous person Stranger: **** you&ur **** family Stranger: hahaha You: IMMA RUN UP IN YO MUSHY WHITE bum TILL IT BLEEDS You: BUST NUTS IN YO FACE WHILE I WATCH SANFORD AND SON Stranger: **** your sister Stranger: ur mother is **** Stranger: you are son of a **** You: MY male reproductive organ SO BIG IT BOUNCES OFF YO MOMMAS TONSILS WHEN I **** HER IN THE bum Stranger: hahaha You: IM BLACKER THAN CHRISTMAS IN NIGERIA Stranger: my male reproductive organ in yor sister bum&ur mom You: I **** YO DADDY TOO Stranger: i **** you &ur sexy &ur sexy mother always You: LAST TIME I BUSTED A LOAD IN YO DADDY’S MOUF HE NEEDED AN EMERGENCY TRACHEOTOMY CUZ MAH LOAD IS SO BIG Stranger: you are too stupid Stranger: **** your mother Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/08/2010 4:21PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: **** YOU Stranger: hello You: EAT **** fabulous person Stranger: thx You: **** YO MOMMA WIT MAH ALABAMA BLACKSNAKE You: WANT TO SEE A PICTURE OF MY male reproductive organ Stranger: tu sarai un negro del cazzo americano di merda… Stranger: figlio di troia.. You: HEY I’M YO DAD You: YO SOY TU PADRE fabulous person Stranger: parla italiano stronzo del cazzo!! You: NO SPEAKO DAGO Stranger: MI CAPISCI CORNUTO?? You: MAKE ME A PIZZA Stranger: HEYYY You: I LIKE BACON, HAM, AND mammary glands ON MY PIZZA Stranger: MAKE ME STOCAZZO SUCAMINCHIA You: SUCK MY BLACK bum Stranger: HATE A fine upstanding member of societyS **** Stranger: WHITE POWER You: WE GONNA RUN UP IN YO MUSHY WHITE bum You: ME AND THE HOMIES GONNA **** ALL YOU WHITE fabulous personS TILL YA LUV US You: fine upstanding member of societyZ 4 LYFE Stranger: KU KUX KLAN!! YOUR DEAD You: WE GOTS THEM KKK fabulous personS TIED UP IN THE BASEMENT FOR WHEN WE NEED TO BUST NUTS IN SOME WHITEY’S bum You: BLACK POWER Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 11:57AM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hello, 18M USA here..looking for girl 18 or over for some sexy fun..interested? You: WELCOME TO fine upstanding member of society CONTROL PROGRAM. ENTER COMMAND> Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 12:00PM |
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I never knew trolling meant say “unfunny **** with fine upstanding member of society in it occasionally”. Thanks for showing me how it’s done blackenstein |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 12:03PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: m/f Stranger: ? You: YO YO YO WHAT UP HOMIE Stranger: hi You: YO SORRY MY CAPS LOCK BE BROKEN Stranger: ok You: WHAT IT DO Stranger: m/f You: WAT You: I AINT NO MF You: WHY U TRIPPIN Stranger: boy/ girl You: O SNAP Stranger: male/female You: I BE MALE You: THIS COMPUTER IN THE BREAKE ROOM IS ALL BUSTE DUP Stranger: wahaha Stranger: where are you from Stranger: im from the netherlands You: YO IM FROM BLOCK K You: IS TAHT IN FRANCE Stranger: what Stranger: the netherlands Stranger: ? You: WHERES THT You: SIMON COWELL FROM THERE RIGHT You: I SAW HIS bum ON TV Stranger: ok Stranger: how old are you You: YO I 17 BUT THEY GOT ME UP IN THIS JAIL LIKE AN ADULT YOU KNOW You: I AINT DO **** Stranger: are you in kail Stranger: *jail? You: YEAH BUT I AINT DO **** Stranger: ok i see You: I GETS TO USE THE BRAKE ROOM COMPUTER BECAUSE I BE ON GOOD BEHAVIOR YOU KNOW You: I WORK IN THA KITCHEN AND **** TOO YOU KNOW You: THEM JOBS IS GOOD Stranger: ok You: I BUY ALL KINDS OF **** IN THE COMISARY Stranger: i understand You: YEAH ITS COOL Stranger: why are you in jail You: I DUNNO I AINT DO **** Stranger: i see You: I JUST STANDIN THERE THEN POLICE ALL UP IN MY FACE STEP ON MY NUTS AND LOCK MY **** UP Stranger: ok You: YEAH ITS SOME REAL **** U KNOW You: BUT I GET OUT PRETTY SOON Stranger: oh thats nice for you Log in to see images! You: I FIND THAT **** WHO DIDNT PAY ME BACK FOR THEM BLUNTS You: WHIP SOME **** bum GET MY MONIES You: AN I’LL BE BACK IN BUSINESSS Stranger: have she got youre money Stranger: stolen? You: SHE BETTER HANVE THEM MONIES CUZ I DONE GIVE HER THEM BLUNTS You: SHE B You: SIRGUHDNFKLM You: FNO49EJRM Stranger: is she youre girlfriend You: HELLO WHO IS THIS Stranger: im am enybody You: HELLO You: THIS IS OFFICER JACKSON WHO IS THIS Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 12:07PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: howdy You: why hello there my lad Stranger: lol lad?! who said anything about me being a lad?! Stranger: add a “y” onto lad and then you’ll be more accurate. Stranger: Log in to see images! You: oh alright maam, so how are you today? Stranger: fantastic. how about you? You: oh jolly good i might say, jolly good Stranger: are you in england by any chance? or maybe australia? Log in to see images! You: Im in new constantinopla my fair lady, quite a beautifull place i might say Stranger: really? Stranger: wow. don’t meet people from there very often. Log in to see images! You: Oh it’s a very peacefull place, we rarelly use this internets in here Stranger: what do you like to do in constantinopla? You: oh the usual, wake up, have dinner, go out in the streets giving candy to little kids and bring them home for dinner Stranger: haha really. Stranger: you bring children you don’t know home for dinner? You: of course, they are not my children Stranger: oh, but of course! You: besides i need something to eat Stranger: naturally. You: and you cant have sex with chickens before you eat them You: well actually you can Stranger: this is true. You: but it’s not quite as good Stranger: not quite as enjoyable, no You: just a little bit Stranger: ok well that sounds fun. You: why yes it is Stranger: good luck with that. Stranger: i think i’m going to go find a normal person now. Log in to see images! You: after we eat them we sacrifice the others for the glorious name of satan Stranger: i see. of course. You: SATAAAAAAAN!!!!!! Stranger: shouldn’t you be doing homework right about now? You: SATAN!!!!!! Your conversational partner has disconnected. “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 2:55PM |
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Stranger: Female Looking for Horny Male Log in to see images! You: Antilope looking for grbum Your conversational partner has disconnected. “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 4:48PM |
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Parallax236 Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 4:52PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hello Stranger: how r u ? You: good good You: u? Stranger: im fine thnx Stranger: so whats up? You: the ceiling Stranger: haha You: so who are you? Stranger: im jesica Stranger: and u ? You: Meghan Stranger: meghan fox??Log in to see images! You: nah meaghan brown xD You: so jessica how old are you =p? Stranger: 90 Stranger: hahaha You: lol Stranger: kiding Stranger: im acually 89 You: oh You: for a moment there i thought you were older than me Stranger: hahahahahahahahhahaha You: are you a virgin jesica? Stranger: yes Stranger: u? You: me too You: saving myself for the great one, do you have any problems in being sacrificed in the glory of satan? Stranger: gtg Stranger: bye You: why You: SATAN WANTS YOU JESICA You: COME BACK You: I WANT YOUR SOUL Stranger: bye meghan You: IT WONT HURT MUCH You: you still there jes? Your conversational partner has disconnected. “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 5:03PM |
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Log in to see images! “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 5:04PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: We’re no strangers to love… Stranger: no we ain’ You: you know the rules and so do i Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: and me being justin beiber is a bonus Stranger: BABY BABY Stranger: OHHH You: a full commitment to what im thinking of Stranger: no i cant You: you wouldnt get this from any other guy Stranger: im a international popstar You: i just wanna tell you how im feeling Stranger: IM JUSTIN BEIEBR **** Stranger: bow down You: gotta make you understand You: NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP Stranger: i have millions of fangirls You: NEVER GONNA LET YOU DOWN You: NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND DESERT YOU Stranger: OHH Stranger: UR QUOTING MY SONGS Stranger: ITS MY SONGS You: NEVER GONNA MAKE YOU CRY You: NEVER GONNA SAY GOODBYE You: NEVER GONNA TELL A LIE You: AND HUT YOU You: hurt Stranger: im justin beiber Stranger: and i say You: WE’VE KNOWN EACH OTHER FOR SO LONG Stranger: ur a copybat You: YOUR HEARTS BEEN ACHING BUT YOUR TOO SHY TO SAY IT Stranger: LONG TERM RELIANTIOHIPS DONT WORK FOR ME Stranger: i have millions on fangirls (and boys) to pleasee You: INSIDE WE BOTH KNOW WHATS BEEN GOING ON Stranger: GTFO Stranger: im a superstar You: WE KNOW THE GAME AND WE’RE GONNA PLAY IT Stranger: this is NOT aceeptable Your conversational partner has disconnected. “Don’t tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don’t tell them where they know the fish.”-Mark Twain |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2010 5:33PM |
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tranger: hello You: Hi Stranger: who the hell are you ? You: Who the **** are you? You: DOn’t you know me? You: I’m stranger Stranger: so **** that Stranger: im a mother****ing stranger too Stranger: you got some coke ? You: Wow what the **** You: Nah Stranger: what the **** is wrong with you ****ing **** ****er ? You: **** you mother****ing ****er son of a **** ****wad **** ****er Stranger: you dont do drugs ? Stranger: wow holy **** Stranger: that was a ****ing great **** sentence Stranger: **** yeaaah You: **** Yea Stranger: how long have you been a mother****ing **** ****er ****head ? You: For a mother ****ing long ****ing of a mother****ing liftime **** Stranger: ****, i have ****ing never met a mother****ing ****head like you Stranger: nice to ****ing meet you You: Nice to ****ing meet you mother****ing ****head Stranger: actually im a ****wit You: **** Stranger: so **** everyone who ****ing tells me that im a mother****ing ****head You: No, **** you Stranger: im a ****ing ****wit Stranger: ****ing remember that Stranger: fuuuck Stranger: **** you too You: No, **** YOU Stranger: why the **** should i ****ing **** myself ? You: Because you ****ing ****head are a ****ing fabulous person You: So you should **** yourself with a ****ing dldo Stranger: the **** are you talking about fabulous person****er ? You: I don’t have a ****ing idea **** piece of **** Stranger: well **** everybody then Stranger: **** you Stranger: **** me Stranger: **** life You: No, just **** you Stranger: thast not ****ing nice Stranger: **** You: Who ****ing said I ****ing am **** Stranger: i have no ****ing idea Stranger: but lol, what a weird conversation Stranger: you tired of the word **** yet ? You: No **** Stranger: then lets ****ing go on with it mother****ing male reproductive organ**** You: Who gave you the permission to call me a male reproductive organ**** mother****ing ****head Stranger: your ****ing mother ****ing gave the permission Stranger: so **** youu mother****ing male reproductive organ**** with a ****ing **** head You: My ****ing mother is ****ing dead mother****ing piece of ****head Stranger: ****, im ****ing sorry for that You: Also You: You know what’s ****ing ********? Stranger: its when your ****ing **** turns into a ****ing **** Stranger: ************ Stranger: im done with ****s for today Stranger: enough is enough Stranger: i quit Stranger: **** You: ****er You: Mother****ing wimp**** Stranger: yeah, thats me You: If you’re gonna be a mother****ing wimp**** You: Then ****ing get the **** outta here fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2010 5:27PM |
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You: yo dawg! so i herd u lliek mudkipz? Log in to see images! Stranger: 4chan>? You: Nah, forumwarz. Stranger: Ah Stranger: not been on that Stranger: what’s it like? You: It’s made of Awesome Log in to see images! You: MMORPG about the interwebs, with clbumes such as permanoobs, camwhores, trolls and emos. You: i still herd u liek mudkipz Log in to see images! Stranger: Nah. In soviet Russia, mudkipz liek you! Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This was by far more successful:
Stranger: hi You: yo dawg! so i herd u liek mudkipz? Log in to see images! Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: did you put Stranger: a mudkipz in mah mudkipz?! You: not really. There was place enough for three mudkipz in yor mudkipz Log in to see images!D Stranger: Log in to see images! Stranger: thats ok You: yes. Ur mudkipz liked it Log in to see images! Stranger: Log in to see images! You: just always remember to praise the mightey mudkipz and you will be fine. Pr0miss? Stranger: haha i will Log in to see images! You: Great! I muzt take leaves now. I haz mudkipz to attend. PRAISE! Stranger: Log in to see images! MicRo-BreAtH edited this message on 05/30/2010 5:59PM hi im odl to the intwerwebs lolololol |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2010 5:52PM |
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This is 22 pages of tl;dr. Well done you utter fabulous persons. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/30/2010 6:15PM |
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Fixed thread title. GO GO GADGET RON PAUL
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| Posted On: 05/30/2010 7:01PM |
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Ricket Posted:
ahaha Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/31/2010 10:37AM |
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