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THIS IS A ****ING EASY AND FUNNY PACE TO STROLL HAVE FUN
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU! You: that’s what the doctors say Stranger: DONT BELIEVE EVERYTHING YOU’RE TOLD! You: but they have degrees, they’ve got to be right Stranger: Well, you have a point there… You: are you human? Stranger: Yes. You: so am i Stranger: LIES! You: i’m feeling really depressed :( Stranger: That’s a shame. You: my pants fell down in public :( Stranger: Boo-hoo. You: my father invented pants Stranger: I don’t like your father! You: who do you like then Stranger: Myself. You: i see You: so let’s talk about you Stranger: What do you like? You: civil engineering Stranger: Are you going to bed soon? You: in an hour Stranger: I have to go in half an hour. Stranger: You know, I think a lot of the people on Omegle are bots. You: you just found out the omegle secret, half of the people really ARE bots Stranger: Not that it’s important. Nothing is important. You: the omegle secret is the most important thing EVER Stranger: I don’t think so. You: half of the time, omegle pairs you up with an automated bot You: i might be a bot for all you know Stranger: Well, you seem more intelligent than a robot. For a start, if this is true, the robots probably wouldn’t talk about the secret. But let me get this straight: are you a bot or human? You: i am human and i live in the uk Stranger: Well, if you say so. You: i say so because it’s a fact Stranger: So you’re a computer? You: i never said that Stranger: Of course. You’re an automated program then? You: NO I AM NOT A COMPUTER OR AUTOMATED PROGRAM Stranger: Only an automated program would say that. You: no, i was made by god You: and i have free will Stranger: I don’t believe you. You: you don’t believe i was made by god or you don’t believe i have free will? Stranger: I don’t believe you have free will. You: i have free will or i wouldn’t be here typing this Stranger: There is no such thing as ’’free will’’. You: you’re a democrat, i can tell Stranger: So let’s talk about God. You: i believe in one god, and his name is jesus Stranger: You only believe in one ’’god’’? You: yes, because if you believe in two gods, you are of two different religions which is impossible Stranger: That makes no sense. Sounds just like what a bot would say. You: bots can’t believe in things Stranger: You’re a bot. You: no, i am not Stranger: Yes, you are. It’s quite obvious. You: no, i am not a bot You: the fact that you’re actually in conversation with me proves that Stranger: I guess it’s true. You: it is true You: and anyone who says otherwise will be beaten to death Stranger: Ooh, I’m so scared! You: yes You: you should be Stranger: Verily. You: but thou speaks in the archaic tongue Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/10/2009 11:01AM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: cyber? You: Sure. You: You be ness. You: I’ll be giygas. Stranger: sounds good You: NeSs… You: I… FeEL… GOOd…. Stranger: I put on my wizard’s hat. You: NEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsSNEsS Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/17/2009 3:13PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: Here’s Johnny! You: You encounter a New Age Retro Hippy! You: Ness: BASH, PSI, ITEMS, RUN Stranger: what the f…? You: COMMAND: what the f….? You: INVALID Stranger: Here’s Johnny! You: COMMAND: Here’s Johny! You: INVALID Stranger: **** ya You: COMMAND: **** ya You: INVALID Stranger: run You: NESS runs! You: NESS was unable to escape…. You: New Age Retro Hippy pulls out a bullhorn! Your conversational partner has disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 05/19/2009 7:08PM |
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You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: hi You: hi You: do you like giraffes? I like giraffes Stranger: hhehe Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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| Posted On: 05/20/2009 4:55PM |
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Seems like someone needs to lay off the earthbound. |
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| Posted On: 05/20/2009 5:43PM |
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You: SEX Stranger: babe Stranger: lets :! You: ****? Stranger: haha that was established like 5 words ago! You: IM NOT GAY Stranger: oh ): Stranger: well Stranger: theres always a first time You: **** I BETTER LEAVE Stranger: haha Stranger: nah Stranger: come Stranger: in my bum Stranger: i can bea girl if you want You: ILL GLADLY STICK A SHOTGUN THERE Stranger: ill be anything you want me to be Log in to see images! Stranger: is shotgun like codeword for big horse male reproductive organ Stranger: then hell yeah Stranger: shoot away babey You: HOW ABOUT A GLbum ROD Stranger: haha babe you making me drool Stranger: stop teasing me Log in to see images! Stranger: GET RID OF CAP LOCKS YOU fabulous person! Stranger: plz You: YOU’RE GOOD! |
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| Posted On: 06/01/2009 12:31AM |
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You: SEX Stranger: hello Stranger: asl/ You: 18/M/YOUR MOM |
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| Posted On: 06/01/2009 12:38AM |
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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on. You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: you looking for secks Stranger: sure Stranger: im always good for secks You: try a prostitute Stranger: what are you looking for? You: candy and 60 yo men Stranger: well i have some candy Stranger: but im 41 years short You: are you 60 and a man You: oh You: well im also looking for 14 yo girls You: im 28 Stranger: like em young eh? You: sure if 14’s young Stranger: depends on what your looking for the for Stranger: them* You: how about 6 yo Stranger: how about 5 yo You: I can’t get the blood stains out of the carpet You: 5 works too Stranger: try a mixture of oxy clean and lye Stranger: that should clean the stain and rid of any odors You: thank you You: ok bye goto get the stain out Stranger: your welcome Stranger: bye You have disconnected. |
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| Posted On: 06/04/2009 5:54PM |
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Finally… a place i can call home. |
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| Posted On: 06/04/2009 10:30PM |
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Connecting to server… You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! You: GTFO Stranger: sex You: Cyber? You: Log in to see images! You: Log in to see images! You: xD You: Log in to see images! Stranger: asl? You: I bet you are 20/m/uk Stranger: no You: LIAR Stranger: 22 f Stranger: scotlan You: ... Stranger: d Stranger: how about you? You: oh You: im 21/m/sco (Edin) Stranger: ok Stranger: whos 20 m uk???? You: dunno some dude who asked me for sex You: Log in to see images! You: I said yes and he left Log in to see images! Stranger: oh You: by 22…. you mean 22 stone right? You: cuz i like big bums and I can not lie. Stranger: no age im afraid! Stranger: but i do have a nice bum! You: can I stick my chubby in it? You: Log in to see images! Stranger: yh lol Stranger: how big is it? You: tis my beefy 10 incher Stranger: mmm sexy You: ken like the subway sandwich. Stranger: id like some of that Log in to see images! You: to munch. Stranger: yh your beefy 10 incher You: apprently my great times tastes like popcorn. Stranger: i like popcorn Log in to see images! Stranger: oooh please turn me on babe You: *flicks yur switch.* Stranger: lol Stranger: u know what i mean You: anyway you kinky **** say hi to forumwarz Log in to see images! You have disconnected. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/06/2009 10:50AM |
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Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: 你好
Stranger: hey
You: that’s a sign of being a virgin, ya know
Your conversational partner has disconnected. _____________________________ Connecting to server…
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You’re now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u
You: hi
You: fabulous person
Your conversational partner has disconnected. Vanilla_Stalin edited this message on 06/08/2009 8:52PM |
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| Posted On: 06/08/2009 8:50PM |
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loooong tieem no omegl. wiill trryy aaggin someeetim. |
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| Posted On: 06/16/2009 5:02AM |
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lol I think I might want to try this again sometime. My trolling skills are vastly improved now Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:28PM |
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roflzors Posted: Log in to see images! ”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.” George A. Romero Log in to see images! Aldo_Anything Posted: |
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| Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:28PM |
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MOD EDIT: Off-topic images removed. |
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| Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:29PM |
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MOD EDIT: Off-topic images removed. Log in to see images! ”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.” George A. Romero Log in to see images! Aldo_Anything Posted: |
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| Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:29PM |
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MOD EDIT: User banned for trolling in a sticky’d thread. DerKaiserReich was banned for this post by Nicco DerKaiserReich edited this message on 07/23/2009 2:25PM |
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| Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:36PM |
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MOD EDIT: Off-topic images removed.
Log in to see images! ”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.” George A. Romero Log in to see images! Aldo_Anything Posted: |
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| Posted On: 06/21/2009 10:37PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/22/2009 12:57AM |
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Flamebate’s kinda dead. I htink I might go try this now. Will report back if I am successful Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/22/2009 8:00PM |
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