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THE LEGEND OF SAILCAT
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What with all this long cat nonsense, I think we all forgot the original cat: Sailcat.
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THERE’S DANGER OUT ON THE NATIONS ROADS THEY’RE PAVED WITH SNAKES AND SMUSHED TOADS TRUCKERS DRIVE IN RIGS SO BIG THEY CAN SMASH A COW. OR A HORSE. OR A MANATEE. AND THOSE WHO SURVIVE ARE A LUCKY FEW BUT THERE’S ONE BRAVE CAT WHO MADE IT THROUGH AND I’M HERE TO TELL THE TALE TO YOU. OF SAILCAT! (SAILCAT, SAILCAT) HE WAS HUNTING FOR A MOUSE TO FEED HIS FACE WHEN STRANGE RADIATION FROM OUTER SPACE TURNED HIM INTO A SUPER INVINCIBLE CAT THEN A TRUCK RAN HIM DOWN WITH A HIDEOUS SPLAT NOW, HE COULDN’T BE KILLED, BUT HE STILL COULD BE SQUISHED AND HE LAY IN THE PbumAGE WAY SHAKING HIS FIST AND SOME KIDS HELPED HIM FLY WITH A FLICK OF THE WRIST AND THAT WAS THE BIRTH OF SAILCAT (SAILCAT, SAILCAT) HE ROLLED AFTER THAT TRUCK LIKE A BUZZSAW UNLEASHED AND HE SLICED IT IN TWO, LIKE A KNIFE THROUGH A PEACH! ONE TRUCK HALF TOOK THE HIGH ROAD THE OTHER THE LOW AND THE MESSAGE WENT OUT ON CB RADIO BREAKER-BREAKER WATCH YOUR BACK, BE AFRAID THERE’S A FRISBEE-LIKE CAT WHO’S AS SHARP AS A BLADE SO A FEARED AND REVEARED REPUTATION WAS MADE OF SAILCAT (SAILCAT, SAILCAT) HE’D BEEN KNOWN TO CUT REDWOODS AND STOP A WHOLE FLEET WHEN A FAMILY OF TAPEWORMS WAS CROSSING THE STREET AND WHEN MA’S HAVING TROUBLES WITH THANKSGIVING PLANS HE EVEN DROPPED BY TO HELP OPEN SOME OF CANS AND WHEN SOMEONE’S DEPRESSED OR HAS HAD A BAD DAY HE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT TO SAY (DON’T BE DEPRESSED, COW; PEOPLE LOVE YOU BECAUSE YOU’RE BIG AND FAT AND UGLY GO WITH IT!) THEN HE’D ASK FOR A TOSS AND BE ON HIS WAY HE’S SAILCAT! (SAILCAT, SAILCAT)
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| Posted On: 03/29/2009 8:52AM |
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OH MY GOD! SAIL CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT. ****ing Cow and Chicken. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2009 8:55AM |
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Bump for awesomeness Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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| Posted On: 03/29/2009 9:20AM |
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Nostalgia just hit me hard. |
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| Posted On: 03/29/2009 12:26PM |
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So guiz, I herd u liek Sail CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATS. |
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| Posted On: 03/31/2009 5:50AM |
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bump for awesome Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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| Posted On: 06/02/2009 8:20PM |
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| Posted On: 06/02/2009 9:26PM |
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DerKaiserReich Posted: Log in to see images! |
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DerKaiserReich Posted: Log in to see images! |
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