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Gentlemen, I like crocodiles. Gentlemen, I like gavials. Gentlemen, I love alligators!
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Poll: BEST CROCODILIAN?
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Log in to see images! You want to know why? I’LL TELL YOU WHY, ****!
* THE CROCODILIA CLbum AIN’T LIKE THOSE CHONDRICHTHYES ****ERS WITH THEIR WANNA-BE SCALES. THESE SCALES CONTAIN DAT KERATIN PROTEIN, BRO! THAT’S THE REAL ****! * THE LARGEST SPECIES OF CROCODILES, THE SALTWATER CROCODILE, CAN BECOME LONGER THAN 6 METRES AND WEIGH UP TO 3000 POUNDS OR SOME ****! GODDAMN! * DON’T GO TELLING ME ALLIGATORS AIN’T **** OUTSIDE OF WATER! THESE BAD BOYS CAN RUN UP TO 20 MILES PER HOURS! YO MAMA AIN’T GONNA OUTRUN THAT! **** YEAH! * CROCODILES DON’T DO ****! AND THAT’S AWESOME! **** WORKING HARD, CHILLIN’ IN THE JUNGLE ALL DAY, BABY! * YOU LIKE DINOSAURS? **** YEAH YOU LIKE DINOSAURS! CROCODILES ARE THE REPTILE CLOSEST TO THOSE ANCIENT ****S! TYRANOSAURUS CROC WILL **** UP YOUR ****! * ALLIGATORS DON’T NEED NO PETA AND ALF ****! **** THAT ****! ALLIGATORS EAT PETA WORKERS, CUTE ANIMALS, AND YOUR FAMILY FOR LUNCH! * CROCODILIANS CONSIST OF THREE PIMPING SPECIES: ALLIGAWESOMES, CROCOOLDILES, AND GAWINALS! **** YEAH! * GAVIALS ALSO HAVE PIMPING SNOUTS! THOSE SNOUTS BRINGS ALL THE TURTLES TO THE YARD, BABY! * BABY CROCODILES ARE SO ****ING CUTE EVEN OSAMA BIN LADEN WOULDN’T HURT ‘EM! **** FUR, SCALES FOR LIFE YO! * ADULT CROCODILES ARE SO ****ING BADbum NOT EVEN OSAMA BIN LADEN DARES TO HURT ‘EM! 9/11 WOULDN’T HAVE HAPPENED IF THE TWIN TOWERS HAD SOME MOTHER****ING ‘GATORS! **** YEAH! * CROCODILIANS ARE SO COOL, YOU CAN ONLY LIST FACTS ABOUT THEM IN CAPS LOOK! AND THAT’S A FACT!
And now you know why I like crocodilians. Have a further nice day.
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| Posted On: 03/24/2009 10:00AM |
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neat i like crocs too. tell me about the person in your aviator. Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2009 10:07AM |
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Generic Racist Posted:
That would be Edgeworth from Phoenix Wright, my fellow TAM member.
Nothing particular about him in this picture all.
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| Posted On: 03/24/2009 10:09AM |
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Gentlemen, I hate KenKaniff. Gentlemen, I hate gavials (lol cuz idk what it is!!!). Gentlemen, I hate troll ambulance mafiosa! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2009 10:15AM |
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1337xxxlolololxxx1337 Posted: Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 03/24/2009 10:40AM |
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