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Feature [CLOSED] Riprogrammatori.divy - +160 Processing Power and +7 Offense/Defense/Luck/Charisma (24 Hour Auction)

Shroomsday

Avatar: Tight Skirt
22

Level 61 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

http://www.forumwarz.com/auctions/show/77350-riprogrammatori-1995-italiano-cam-diverti-lz-yvid-imc-divy

Well known file by now so I won’t bother bigging it up, except to say that’s it’s the greatest moar file in the universe, ever.

Edit: Relisted, previous auction fell thirty grand short of the reserve.

Shroomsday edited this message on 02/22/2009 2:21PM

CaptainDDL

Avatar: 34340 2009-09-30 16:41:31 -0400
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 63 Troll

Fran's Beautiful Lover XOXOXOXOXO

Shroomsday Posted:

it’s the greatest moar file in the universe, ever.

Maybe it’s the best video file for a hacker, but ****s.milf is better for other clbumes. Log in to see images!

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

CaptainDDL Posted:

Maybe it’s the best video file for a hacker, but ****s.milf is better for other clbumes. Log in to see images!

That’s not a “maybe”. Plus considering that all you’re giving up vs. ****.milf is frugality, and frugality isn’t something you need often (literally, only while you’re interacting with NPC shops), plus +7 frugality files abound for virtually nothing (Virus Infected doesn’t even sell on Kyoubai), and considering the significant difference in secondary market price between Ripro (300k-500k) vs. ****.milf (>1m), it’s arguable that Ripro is actually the best video file for non-trolls.

Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
21

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Re-Re

Even for other clbumes than trolls and hackers, there are better files than Ripro. Ripro is a spam file, which is not too bad for a moderate price.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Beta Romeo Posted:

Even for other clbumes than trolls and hackers, there are better files than Ripro. Ripro is a spam file, which is not too bad for a moderate price.

This is totally, and completely incorrect.

When pwning forums, the stats that matter are: Upkeep, Offense, Defense, and Luck.

No files give upkeep.

Among Video files 4 give +7 offense: black man puts balls, Incredible Hulk, Ripro, and ****.milf. None give more than +7

Among Video files 7 give +7 defense: 1000 Man Bukakke, bear escapes, Incredible Hulk, Me Frowning, Ripro, ****.milf, and Unaired Network Exclusive. None give more than +7

Among Video Files, only 3 give both +7 offense and +7 defense: Ripro, ****.milf, and Incredible Hulk

Among Video files, 2 give +7 luck: Ripro and ****.milf. None give more than +7.

So there are only two video files that give you the maximum bonus to all stats that are actually useful when pwning forums: ****.milf and Ripro. So those are far and away the best video files to use when pwning forums. There’s no reason to use anything else if you can afford ripro or ****.milf

In terms of rollover there are two stats that matter: Charisma and Luck.

Among Video Files, only 4 give +7 charisma: bear escapes, black man puts balls, Ripro, and ****.milf. None give more than +7

Among Video Files, only 2 give +7 luck: Ripro and ****.milf. None give more than +7.

So since Ripro and ****.milf are the only video files that give the maximum bonus to the stats you want at rollover, they’re far and away the best video files for rollover. There’s no reason to use anything else if you can afford ripro or ****.milf.

So since Ripro has the best stats of any video file for pwning and rollover, I don’t see how you can possibly claim that there are better files. How many files give +7 to four or more things, including luck, offense, defense, and charisma? (I’ll answer, five: Incit Photos, Leave Britney Alone, Unknown Artist – Unknown Album, Ripro, and ****.milf. Two of those are audio files, so most people would prefer pink floyd.)

Possibly a Cabbage edited this message on 02/20/2009 2:37PM

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

How many files give +7 to four or more things, including luck, offense, defense, and charisma?

Here’s one Log in to see images!

INCIT photos to remove for being patently unfunny.sdoc

Beta Romeo

Avatar: 114488 Sat Feb 07 19:20:46 -0500 2009
21

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Re-Re

You keep forgetting the clbum specific effects like Tears or Sexiness. Also serious players have more than one video file. One file for battles, another one for rollover.

I know you want to sell your Ripro, but it’s definitely not the best video file around, except for hackers.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Beta Romeo Posted:

You keep forgetting the clbum specific effects like Tears or Sexiness.

I think that’s because usually, AFAIK, the secondary attributes are already so high that any additional value gained from moar files are irrelevant.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

I think that’s because usually, AFAIK, the secondary attributes are already so high that any additional value gained from moar files are irrelevant.

This. I haven’t used a single douchebaggery recovering item since the start of Episode 2.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Beta Romeo Posted:

I know you want to sell your Ripro, but it’s definitely not the best video file around, except for hackers.

No. ****.milf is. But Ripro is the second best video file and a reasonable compromise for non-trolls (and even trolls, who really never need more douchebaggery.)

Realistically, if emos and camwhores really would prefer to give up offense, defense, and luck for tears and sexiness? They’re bad players. Secondary stats are more than plentiful enough if your offense and defense are high enough. Giving up 2 points of offense for 100 tears or something just isn’t a good idea. Remember, offense is more important than anything. If you have enough offense, you don’t have to attack as much which means you take less damage (you need less ego) and you have to use fewer special attacks (you use less secondary stat.) Plus, ripro and ****.milf are far and away the best video files for rollover as well as pwning, so it means you have to do less inventory fiddling.

It’s not even my file. You just come on here and say something patently ridiculous (“Ripro isn’t very good” ) and I feel some sort of duty to inform people.

Edit: I mean, hell. This character gets +600 sexiness from glbumes alone. Do you honestly need more?

Possibly a Cabbage edited this message on 02/20/2009 3:45PM

Shroomsday

Avatar: Tight Skirt
22

Level 61 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

I was making a reasoned comparison, simply stating that THIS file (the one currently being auctioned and no other) is the greatest one ever. Obviously that includes all the other Riprogrammatori’s. Which is why it’s no suprise it’s already soared up to a whopping 151 flezz.

Now from a less salesperson-oriented point of view, I’d agree that ****whatever is technically better (‘cept for Hackers), but the Frugality isn’t worth much of anything for the reasons mentioned before. But I guess what hurts the price more than stats is rarity. Don’t see many Hacking Ruby Scripts but stat-wise it’s nothing special, currently a smooth one million flezz or so. Just used that example ‘cos it came up when I checking for Riprogrammatori going rates.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

A lot of auctions don’t see much action until the last few hours. Ripros pretty regularly go in the 300k range, even if you don’t bother to advertise them. I think a lot of people only really pay attention to the files that are ending fairly soon.

Really, two things affect auction price: Utility and Rarity. Ripro is one of the very best files in the game, but is very very common for a file that good, so it costs less than it otherwise would.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Bump, though not one new argument was posted in this thread

Shroomsday

Avatar: Tight Skirt
22

Level 61 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

Repetition is good for the soul and the genitals.

Shroomsday

Avatar: Tight Skirt
22

Level 61 Camwhore

“Sergeant Slutter”

Relisted, fell thirty grand short of reserve and I didn’t feel like making a new thread.

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