Ok adventurers, you go into the deep and dangerous cave. It is very dark and very scary! Suddenly, you see a big mean dragon… What do you do?

I put on my robe and wizard hat.

I rolled a natural 20 on my “eat chips” check, just like Light from Death Note!

Robok: You can not post the dragon on forumwarz until you procure it’s soul and trap it inside some magical field of containment located within an alternate plane.

Johnny Mac: Putting on your robe and wizard hat counts as a free action. You may still attack or cast a spell this turn.

Odalisque: Posting the “I need more allowance” video enrages the dragon. He snarls fircely and his yellow eyes focus upon you.

MasterHaxxor: The delicious chips replinish 1d4 hitpoints and give you a morale boost providing +1 to attack rolls and will saves for the next three turns.

Beta Romeo: Upon uttering the phrase “I ates the dice can I haz nou?” your trust lolcat familier manifests itself before your eyes. You now have -2 int -2 wis +2 cha +2 dex.

Fook mi Posted:

Lick dragon

You shall deal from the Deck of Many Things:

http://www.kirith.com/deck/ofmanythings/

Defeat Death or be forever destroyed. A minor Death appears (AC -4; 33 hit points; strikes with a scythe for 2-16 hit points, never missing, always striking first in a round) and the character must fight it alone — if others help, they get minor Deaths to fight as well. If the character is slain he or she is slain forever. Treat the Death as undead with respect to spells. Cold or fire do not harm it, neither does electrical energy.