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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

This is your big chance open your mouth and blow me away with your natural talent.


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Gothzilla

Avatar: 61851 Sat Jan 10 20:35:28 -0500 2009

[Church of Drakanysm]

Level 26 Troll

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!

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The-Names-Plissken Posted:

I ****ing love Gothzilla

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Gothzilla Posted:

I AM SO GAY I JERK OFF TO GAY DRAGIN PORN!!!

WARNING – YOU RAGE, YOU LOSE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=snnF5RP1PGc

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

OMG ULY KID JOE Log in to see images!

I was just thinking about them the other day.

Weirdo.

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Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ

Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Anal woman's genitals Posted:

i saw you buying a pearl jam record,and i noticed that you’re gay

i saw you hanging around in allston,and i noticed that you’re gay

i saw you riding around on your rollerblades,and i noticed that you’re gay

i saw you getting your tongue pierced,and i noticed that you’re gay

i heard you spend all day on the internet,and i noticed that you’re gay

i saw you drinking a frappucino,and i noticed that you’re gay

i saw you wearing a ****ing tree shirt,and i noticed that you’re gay

you’ve got a tribal tattoo, and i noticed that you’re gay

Jim McPerson edited this message on 02/03/2009 3:20PM

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hurpdederp

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
4

Level 32 Troll

“Permafail”

I was working in the lab late one night

When my eyes beheld an eerie sight

For my monster from his slab began to rise

And suddenly to my surprise

He did the mash

He did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

He did the mash

It caught on in a flash

He did the mash

He did the monster mash

From my laboratory in the castle east

To the master bedroom where the vampires feast

The ghouls all came from their humble abodes

To get a jolt from my electrodes

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They did the mash

It caught on in a flash

They did the mash

They did the monster mash

The zombies were having fun

The party had just begun

The guests included Wolf Man

Dracula and his son

The scene was rockin’, all were digging the sounds

Igor on chains, backed by his baying hounds

The coffin-bangers were about to arrive

With their vocal group, “The Crypt-Kicker Five”

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

The monster mash

It was a graveyard smash

They played the mash

It caught on in a flash

They played the mash

They played the monster mash

Out from his coffin, Drac’s voice did ring

Seems he was troubled by just one thing

He opened the lid and shook his fist

And said, “Whatever happened to my Transylvania twist?”

It’s now the mash

It’s now the monster mash

The monster mash

And it’s a graveyard smash

It’s now the mash

It’s caught on in a flash

It’s now the mash

It’s now the monster mash

Now everything’s cool, Drac’s a part of the band

And my monster mash is the hit of the land

For you, the living, this mash was meant too

When you get to my door, tell them Boris sent you

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash

The monster mash

And do my graveyard smash

Then you can mash

You’ll catch on in a flash

Then you can mash

Then you can monster mash


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Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

“**** You”

[Background]

**** you, **** you, Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccck yooooooooou

[Repeats throughout the song]

by this time I see yall I say

**** yall from the very start of this ****

**** what you into

**** what you been through

**** where you going

**** who scared of you

**** if you did fed time

**** ya clique

**** ya glocks

Matter fact **** ya block

**** who you pulled out on

**** you!

**** ya ****

**** if you been outta town

**** ya fake bum ice grill

**** ya life

**** ya mother****in’ nine to five

Man I don’t give a **** about you

I don’t give a **** about your hood

I don’t give a **** who you know

I don’t give a **** if you gettin money

I don’t give a **** who’s watchin

**** if you bull****tin

**** ya shots off?

**** where you came up

**** how you got it

**** ya whole situation

**** ya album

**** ya plans

**** ya fine upstanding member of societys

**** ya role man

I don’t give a ****

**** ya pleas

**** ya rules

**** you you fake punk bum fine upstanding member of society

and **** how you ran ****

I don’t give a **** if you diesel

I don’t give a **** who you be

**** if you want it

**** if you grimy

**** if you floss

and and **** these ****es right here if they not ****ing

[GIRL 1:] wait who the **** you think you talking to?

[CAM:] **** Im talking to you!

[GIRL 1:] whats poppin my fine upstanding member of society

[CAM:] What the **** you talk ——

[GIRL 2:] I know you not talking to us

[CAM:] Im talking to both of yall

[CAM] man **** outta here man **** yall

[GIRL:] you ain’t tlaking to me

[CAM:] **** you

[GIRL:] **** you

**** you **** you fuuuuuuucccckkkkk you

a **** you

a **** you

a **** you

**** you

**** you

**** you

**** you

**** you

**** you

[DRUM FINALE]

**** YOU

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Oh

Oooh yeah

Ah

Ziggy played guitar, jamming good with weird and gilly

And the spiders from mars. he played it left hand

But made it too far

Became the special man, then we were ziggy’s band

Ziggy really sang, screwed up eyes and screwed down hairdo

Like some cat from japan, he could lick ‘em by smiling

He could leave ‘em to hang

They came on so loaded man, well hung and snow white tan.

So where were the spiders while the fly tried to break our balls

Just the beer light to guide us,

So we ****ed about his fans and should we crush his sweet hands?

Oh

Ooh oh

Ziggy played for time, jiving us that we were voodoo

The kids were just crbum, he was the nazz

With god given bum

He took it all too far but boy could he play guitar

Making love with his ego ziggy sucked up into his mind

Like a leper messiah

When the kids had killed the man i had to break up the band.

Oh yeah

Ooooooo

Ziggy played guitaarrrrrr

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 02/03/2009 11:02PM

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