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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fingerz Posted:

DUDE IF YOU DON’T GIVE THEM YOUR **** THEY’RE JUST GONNA COME STEAL IT. MAY AS WELL SAVE YOURSELF THE HbumLE OF BUYING NEW WINDOWS.

I pushed it and it did indeed take all my things. I am homeless and strangely now living in the city of Chicago. Luckily I was able to smear myself with enough dirt to look black and the united negro foundation gave me a free computer with internet access, which is how I am posting. Also, it only runs black bird.


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

<?php
$useragent = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];

if ($useragent = "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008120923 blackbird/0.99a") {
echo "We don't like your kind around here!"
} else {
?>
<html>
</html>
<? } ?>

-XI- edited this message on 01/18/2009 2:59PM

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Also,
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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Adapt Posted:

Also,
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The links along the top are the worst part, I think. I’m tempted to agree with Xylon about the black separatist thing.


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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

-XI- Posted:

<?php
$useragent = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];

if ($useragent = "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008120923 blackbird/0.99a") {
echo "We don't like your kind around here!"
} else {
?>
<html>
</html>
<? } ?>

OMFG THAT IS ****ING BRILLIANT, would you be offended if I added that snippet to me wordpress theme


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Xylon Posted:

OMFG THAT IS ****ING BRILLIANT, would you be offended if I added that snippet to me wordpress theme

I think it should be added to the ForumWarz site code. Seriously, why encourage this kind of ****?

Also, when is Mozilla going to come out with a white-specific browser?


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

-XI- Posted:

<?php
$useragent = $_SERVER['HTTP_USER_AGENT'];

if ($useragent = "Mozilla/5.0 (Windows; U; Windows NT 5.1; en-US; rv:1.9) Gecko/2008120923 blackbird/0.99a") {
echo "We don't like your kind around here!"
} else {
?>
<html>
</html>
<? } ?>

beautiful, get ET to add this to every page on fwz.

Also might want to get some wildcard matching in there for every version/port/etc in there instead of only banning Windows NT 5.1 users on version 0.99a.


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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

OrsonScottCard Posted:

I think it should be added to the ForumWarz site code. Seriously, why encourage this kind of ****?

Also, when is Mozilla going to come out with a white-specific browser?

gimme a week a few gallons of monster energy drink and 60 hot pockets.


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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

OrsonScottCard Posted:

Also, when is Mozilla going to come out with a white-specific browser?

This. What should we call our KKK fork? Whitesnake? Uh… I can’t seem to come up with any other White<animal> names, somebody help me out here…


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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

Call it the ‘Grand Wizard’


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OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

1338h4x Posted:

This. What should we call our KKK fork? Whitesnake? Uh… I can’t seem to come up with any other White<animal> names, somebody help me out here…

White Wolf. Have a picture of it eating a ****ing blackbird.


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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
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Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

LMAO, THIS! ^^^


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Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Working on it now.


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ATTENTION NEWBS: SEARCH BEFORE YOU POST

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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

THIS IS GOING TO BE ****ING AWESOME I CAN’T WAIT LMFAO


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Robok

Avatar: 97222 2010-01-07 13:42:28 -0500
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[The old goats have-
the stiffest horns
]

Level 40 Troll

I LOVE FALCON!

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

OrsonScottCard Posted:

White Wolf. Have a picture of it eating a ****ing blackbird.

DO THAT PLZ IF YOU NEED HELP WITH THE ART LEMME KNOW I’D BE GLAD TO HELP IN THIS VALIANT EFFORT TO FURTHER THE WHITE RACE.


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drussthebrit-
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Avatar: 61156 Fri Jan 09 16:01:01 -0500 2009
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Level 68 Troll

Finest upstanding member of society, ever!

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE THE INTERNET, SO I PUT A BROWSER IN YOUR BROWSER SO YOU CAN SURF WHILE YOU SURF. Log in to see images!


COLGATE BLUE MINTY GEL

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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

drussthebritishbastard Posted:

YO DAWG, I HEARD YOU LIKE THE INTERNET, SO I PUT A BROWSER IN YOUR BROWSER SO YOU CAN SURF WHILE YOU SURF. Log in to see images!

chrome://browser/content/browser.xul

(for some reason ****ty flamebate won’t let me put this in url tags so copy/paste it)


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-XI-

Avatar: 65028 2009-09-29 14:53:15 -0400
8

Level 40 Troll

THEY'RE GONNA TASTE GREAT!

A parody needs to be made of this in EP3

DISREGARD THAT I SUCK male reproductive organ; THE WHOLE THING PRACTICALLY SATIRIZES ITSELF


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An amiable p-
ersonage

Avatar: 97971 Thu Dec 18 12:48:23 -0500 2008

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Oh, I get it! The browser is colored black because it’s for black people!Log in to see images!


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