It’d be a like a little cookie-cutter apparatus that’d fit snugly over your bum, so when you went to take a **** your turds would come out in little shapes and stuff. I got the idea from play-doh. I’m surprised nobody has thought of this yet.

Well, there’s the star (a top seller to be sure) the crescent moon (a must for any collection) the plus sign (sure to be interesting) and a bunch of little holes to make shoestring turds (spaghetti anyone?).

An evil, evil place across the ocean. They charge you for ketchup packets and water and the restroom. The hotels consist of a little room with a tile floor and a single bed with a chair. They dress their kids in these weird cartoonish, multi-colored little overalls and hats. There’s techno-pop Metallica covers played on the radio. They have these ice cream shops that sell these, like, edible little gay flower bouquets of fruit and candy. Germany. You know Hitler once ruled over there? It came as no surprise to me, my friend. No surprise.

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Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ

Celerysteve has a huge male reproductive organ.