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Girls Ha ha you guys, I got a girlfriend!

Manrus

Avatar: 94400 Fri Dec 05 17:02:10 -0500 2008

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Ha ha you guys listen up! After 37 years of being a lonely virgin the Manrus has finally gotten a girlfriend! This is amazingly wonderful joyous spendid fantastic wonderful glorious news! I’ve honestly never spoken to a girl who didn’t have to speak to me like the telephone operator or 911 dispatchers. But this time, thanks to the internet, and Latvia being in a social and financial turmoil causing the women to seek out American husbands, I think I have found true love you guys! Ha ha ha ha! This is amazing and wonderful and a day of fantastic wonderful glory! Ha ha you guys I am filled with joy!

Pics of her coming soon, but we are in TRUE LOVE! I swear it! This is amazing she’s flying in today! Oh god oh god I gotta go get my sponge on a stick to wash in between my gut rolls!

Does anyone know what kind of fish is a girls favorite? I’m betting it’s some nice Arowana, oh man time to break out the American Express card!!!!

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Oh, really? Glad to hear it. At least you’ve got a steady relationship. I wish I could say as much.

EDIT: Also, girls tend to like SHELLFISH! (Surprise, surprise!) Usually Lobster or King Crab.

Patch The Darknut edited this message on 01/13/2009 9:02AM

I ****ing love Tylenol

Manrus

Avatar: 94400 Fri Dec 05 17:02:10 -0500 2008

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

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HA HA YOU GUYS I’M SO HAPPY! HA HA YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!

Patch The Da-
rknut

Avatar: 57089 Sat Jan 10 17:36:45 -0500 2009
5

Level 23 Emo Kid

In a sad way Raepdog misses you... Oh gay friend.. oh I love the gays..

Manrus Posted:

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HA HA YOU GUYS I’M SO HAPPY! HA HA YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!

By the way, you miiight want to shave a little bit. You know, just in case. Don’t wanna prickle her now, do you?


I ****ing love Tylenol

Fook mi

Avatar: 38190 Sat Jan 17 06:06:58 -0500 2009
10

[International Comm-
ittee of Doctors
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

That tongue.

SplodeyDopy

Avatar: Sneakers
4

[iBoxxy]

Level 34 Emo Kid

desperate attention whore

awesome!,, happy to hear that from you Log in to see images!

the world is a better place when you are in true true love Log in to see images!


Neem me geil tijgertje!! (Will translate this into english for (3-7) BP)

Manrus

Avatar: 94400 Fri Dec 05 17:02:10 -0500 2008

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

You guys. Listen up. She was just doing this to get a way to America for free. She told me I am too fat you guys. She never even held my hand or listened to my storys about how important I am. I do a lot of important work and she doesn’t even know you guys.

I think she didn’t ever plan on staying my love she was using me you guys. Log in to see images!

Here’s a picture of the woman who broke my heart. I think I’ll never love again she was a gorgeous woman no one could ever top, and at 22 years old I think she’ll definitely find a good man to take her in. I don’t think she’s coming back Log in to see images!

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AmphetamineE-
ldritch

Avatar: 107911 Fri Jan 16 19:22:37 -0500 2009
4

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Love is nothing but an invitation to pain…

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Manrus Posted:

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Dude shes a **** forget here I know the perfect girl for you I will hook you up.


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