Also, when I was a teenager, my BFF tried to OD on Tylenol. She didn’t die. She did, however, forever earn the nickname “Corky” for being such a retard. True story, no trollin’. Tylenol is only lethal in super large doses, or in multiple large doses over a period of time. It’s amusing to me to see that kids these days are still pulling the same tricks.

Why choose tylenol? did you hope for a slow fading out? personally I couldn’t do that i would probably lose my nerve and call someone at the last minute, I would choose something quick and painless, although hopefully i never get that depressed.

Patch The Darknut Posted:

OD’ing on tylenol.

Obviously, it didn’t work.

Yay, psychiatrists an mental health professionals.

Okay, a few things to point out here:

First, Tylenol is a bad choice for suicide attempts. It’s difficult to OD on quickly, but it’s a sure-fire way to make your liver fail in a decade when you’re finally happy with your life. In other words, it’s the antithesis of a quick, painless death. If you actually took a lot, you need to see a doctor ASAP to stem off long-term liver damage.

Second, suicide attempts are something almost everyone (even us “mental health professionals” ) did at some point, but very few of us regret not having succeeded. So, look at this, not as a failure, but as another chance to not be dead. Mindset is everything.

Finally, I agree with everyone who says ForumWarz is a bad place to look to for support. Hell, the Internet in general is a bad place to look for support. On the plus side, at least you didn’t post on 4chan.

(Edited to remove unintended smiley.)

How many tylenol did you take? And what size were they (in milligrams)?

I’m asking because if you took a suicidal amount it probably would have shut down your kidneys and you would have died unless you got a kidney transplant which is unlikely as they do not give donor organs to suicide attempts (typically).

Look, you seem to be an intelligent kid. That bottle seems to have gone down your throat in a moment of angst. If you wanted to kill yourself, you would plan something a little better. You were not thinking, you were feeling. I don’t think you are trolling, but I do think you are hiding something. You need to talk to someone about what is going on in your head.

You should not tell anyone here about your damage. But you do need to talk. You don’t like shrinks? Go see a priest, you don’t need to be faithful. They have an oath to never tell anyone. Anyone. If you don’t like priests, look for someone. You need to talk.

Do something you enjoy today.

If you need to talk to someone, feel free to Tubmail me.

Tch, most of you are ****es.

Those who offered help, thanks.

I got my anti-depressants today. Fluoxetine or whatever it’s called. They’re supposed to help.

I didn’t elaborate on WHY I did it, did I?

Essentially, I did it because I’ve got no motivation to do most things. Sure, I’ll wake up and get dressed, go to school, etc. But I’m not getting things I want done. I’m losing the joy I get from things I used to enjoy, including FW. Because of the no-motivation, I see myself not being able to hold onto a job and then eventually ending up homeless.

This also leads into my mentality of, “I’m a useless burden, I shouldn’t be wasting people’s stuff. Since I can’t get anywhere, I’m just hurting them.”

When I took the pills, I initially thought everyone would be better off in the long run. But when I got so many people’s replies (IRL replies), I realize I’d just be harming them.

TLDR; I’m still miserable, but I’m not going to try to do it again, because that’d hurt them.

PS: I chose tylenol because I didn’t want to leave a mess behind.

PPS: There were only 12 extra-strengths left in the bottle.

PPPS: My liver is AWWWWWWRIGHT, said the doctor.

Patch The Darknut Posted:

Tch, most of you are ****es.

Those who offered help, thanks.

I got my anti-depressants today. Fluoxetine or whatever it’s called. They’re supposed to help.

**** you got an MAOI. Stay off many drugs. Bad reactions. Send back for bupoprion

Good to see you report back, good to hear you’re ok.

Patch The Darknut Posted:

This also leads into my mentality of, “I’m a useless burden, I shouldn’t be wasting people’s stuff. Since I can’t get anywhere, I’m just hurting them.”

TLDR; I’m still miserable, but I’m not going to try to do it again, because that’d hurt them.

Nobody is useless. Ever. That includes you.