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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Fingerz Posted:

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ok sure if you say so my good well educated possibly ethiopian compatriot

but can we make this a thread petitioning to ban people that use tinyurl to post these things now?

also

Not Goatse

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:02PM
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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

DOPE-HARDCORE-0 Posted:

but can we make this a thread petitioning to ban people that use tinyurl to post these things now?

No need to. That’s already in place.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:13PM
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SG94

Avatar: 53266 2011-07-31 00:43:01 -0400
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[SG Inc]

Level 35 Troll

The most anal, compulsive tattle tale on this site, mess with me and meet the ban axe ****

MC Banhammer Posted:

No need to. That’s already in place.

Why? If someone uses tinyurl they obviously have something to hide, even I know that.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:20PM
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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

SG94 Posted:

Why? If someone uses tinyurl they obviously have something to hide, even I know that.

Because people follow links which are advertised as something they might like. They don’t deserve to be shocked or have their browser hijacked by doing so.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:23PM
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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

SG94 Posted:

Why? If someone uses tinyurl they obviously have something to hide, even I know that.

Are you sick of posting URLs in emails only to have it break when sent causing the recipient to have to cut and paste it back together?
Then you've come to the right place.
By entering in a URL in the text field below, we will create a tiny URL that will not break in email postings and never expires.

Turn this URL:

http://www.mapquest.com/maps/map.adp?ovi=1&mqma
p.x=300&mqmap.y=75&mapdata=%252bKZmeiIh6N%252bI
gpXRP3bylMaN0O4z8OOUkZWYe7NRH6ldDN96YFTIUmSH3Q6
OzE5XVqcuc5zb%252fY5wy1MZwTnT2pu%252bNMjOjsHjvN
lygTRMzqazPStrN%252f1YzA0oWEWLwkHdhVHeG9sG6cMrf
XNJKHY6fML4o6Nb0SeQm75ET9jAjKelrmqBCNta%252bsKC
9n8jslz%252fo188N4g3BvAJYuzx8J8r%252f1fPFWkPYg%
252bT9Su5KoQ9YpNSj%252bmo0h0aEK%252bofj3f6vCP

into this tinyURL:

http://tinyurl.com/6

Which one would you rather cut and paste into your browser? That's the power of TinyURL!

Johnny Mac edited this message on 01/05/2009 6:25PM

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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

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i concur

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MC Banhammer

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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

icwutudidthar Posted:

i concur

Eh? Did I baw?

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:27PM
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scully

Avatar: 12797 2015-07-20 16:59:13 -0400
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[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Eh? Did I baw?

They are all jealous of your epically huge schlong, ignore them. Log in to see images!

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:30PM
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icwutudidthar

Avatar: 41011 Wed Apr 08 15:50:20 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 19 Troll

I LOVE GOTHZILLA'S male reproductive organ!

MC BANHAMMER NETNANNY FOR HIRE!

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 6:36PM
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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

icwutudidthar Posted:

MC BANHAMMER NETRANNY FOR HIRE!

fix’d

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 7:33PM
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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

Nicco Posted:

ok all what last measure/nimp.org does is:


1. shows a shock image and minimizes your browser to 1/4 of the screen, the browser keeps moving like its on crack

2. sound hack: some virus will set your speakers sound to max and you hear some voice saying: ‘hey look im watching gay porn’

3. attempts to open outlook and attemps to sends nimp.org links to all the known e-mail addresses on your pc

4. downloads malicious software to your pc

-It also attempts to start up IRC clients and connect you to the GNAA server.

-I think it doesn’t just shrink the browser, but also opens more little bitty crackbaby browsers which bounce around the screen with shock porn.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 7:35PM
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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

**** today has been ****ty

but i’ve got alcohol now so it’s awwright

Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

Posted On: 01/05/2009 7:43PM
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dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

an 11 year allegedly that smart would know not to click that link. I wouldn’t have clicked that link at 11 and my IQ wasn’t even 150 then.

Little Rat Bastard had it coming Log in to see images! dobnits edited this message on 01/05/2009 7:53PM

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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
9.8"
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

dobnits Posted:

an 11 year allegedly that smart would know not to click that link. I wouldn’t have clicked that link at 11 and my IQ wasn’t even 150 then.

Little Rat Bastard had it coming Log in to see images!

He had it coming for begging for free BP for over an hour in IDC even when everyone told him to stfu.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 9:03PM
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Drunkenlazyb-
astard

Avatar: 10017 Sun Nov 02 12:21:15 -0500 2008
9.8"
11

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Troll

STUPID WANNABE INTERNET CELEBRITY, BTW ED ****ING SUCKS AND I SHOULD DIE

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

**** today has been ****ty

but i’ve got alcohol now so it’s awwright

I’m right behind you on that one comrade.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 9:04PM
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1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
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5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

http://preview.tinyurl.com/

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DOPE-HARDCOR-
E-0

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 37 Troll

ALSO A male reproductive organSUCKING ****WAD

Fingerz Posted:

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no you dumbhats I meant this stuff that I didn’t want to quote because it’s annoying.

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Posted On: 01/05/2009 11:33PM
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