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Contest 3BP - Invent-a-Peen

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

I’m really gay – this played complained for receiving a “I’m gay” e-peen.

Ninja Dragon edited this message on 01/07/2009 7:30PM

draco_nite

Avatar: 57182 2009-11-15 04:35:20 -0500
4

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Cat’s Game

This player was in at least a ten-way tie on INCIT. (as in, one of the people to be in the tie)

ArcticStorm

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

PWNEDPWNEDPWNEDPWNEDPWNEDPWNED

This player was hit by more than 50 cards in one domination round

Reverse PWNED

This player blocked 50 cards in one domination round

Forumwarz Fanfabulous person

This player viewed the episode 2 credits 10 times

Sentrillion CEO

This player obtained 2500 IP addresses

Sentrillion Bot

This Player obtained 5000 IP addresses

Sentrillion Satan

This Player obtained 10000 IP addresses

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

-XI- Posted:

Edit: oh ****, maybe I should explain how I will pick the winrar. I’ll hire some judges if this contest gets more than 10 subs, if not then I’ll just make a poll.

Perhaps a further edit to mention WHEN you will pick the winrar?

Jesse Christ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

Shattered Teeth: Die in the process of PWNing the forum ‘Denture Chat’ on your first try

(that one needs more pure luck than anything to only be hitting low shots and for your opponent to be hitting high shots)

Sentrilleg Finder: Search up Easter eggs on Sentrillion

(that doesn’t mean search Evil Trout and get the Easter egg, I mean search up ‘Easter eggs’Log in to see images!

D.A.M (Mothers against Dyslexia): Spell Evil Trout backwards in any place you can find an Easter egg by typing out Evil Trout

(Example of this is in Sentrillion. When you type Evil Trout you find an Easter egg, so what I’m saying is write tuorT livE you receive this E-peen)

Runaway: Forcefully exit an Stalk conversation

(instead of leaving the conversation normally with a closing statement, leave in the middle of the conversation by clicking the x in the top right corner of your Stalk conversation)

Inner Strength: Gain a level without using available upgrade points

(Starting from level 2, if you use no upgrade points at all gain a level. If you try doing this after you already used Upgrade points, it is still possible, you just need to talk to haxlrose and remove your upgrade points.

Single Shot: PWN a forum only using attack

(This can only be done by using consumable items on the turn the attack you chose is recharging. XXS code and FBO code ARE attacks)

Snickkers

Avatar: 91933 Tue Jan 20 01:33:39 -0500 2009

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Sorry, I didn’t read the whole thread so if this has been said then…

Flamebate Maniac- This player has posted 10,000 posts that aren’t spam on Flamebate.

Samusaran2311

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

400 BABIES!

-this player has bought 10 Powerthirsts in the Ppwn shoppe

Jesse Christ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

Samusaran2311 Posted:

400 BABIES!

-this player has bought 10 Powerthirsts in the Ppwn shoppe

That would only occur with 1 Powerthirst according to the video, so:

400 BABIES!

-this player bought a Powerthirst at the Ppwn shoppe

SuperJad

Avatar: Code (Green)

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 9 Hacker

“Script Kiddie”

Bad Day: lose 4 times in a row

Not Nice: 8

Reincarnate me Dammit: 12

You win at failing: 100

Jesse Christ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

Spoiler:

– this player wrote something in the spoilerpedia.

Mimicker:

– this player tried to name him/herself Evil Trout.

Disposer:

– this player discarded a piece of junk that is worth more than 50,000 flezz

Polluter:

– this player discarded a piece of junk that is worth more than 100,000 flezz

Donater:

– this player sold an item on KYOUBAI that is worth more than 20,000 flezz for 100 or less flezz

Stuck in the cupboard:

– this player beat episode 1 without even trying to play “trapped in a cupboard”

Addiction:

– this player has played ForumWarz for over 100 hours

Bored:

– this player has reached level 32 without going into episode 2

Desperate for friends:

– this player replied to a tubmail message by an in-game player

Epic Win:

– this player defeated Coral Spring at level 9 with only using the attacks “Drool on Keyboard” and “Bash Keyboard with Helmet”

Epic fail:

– this player only used attacks other than “Drool on Keyboard”, “Bash Keyboard with Helmet”, “FBO code”, and “XSS code” and failed to PWN a forum of the same level as the player.

Bug Squashier:

– this player found a bug in the game, reported it, and played to see the bug he/she reported fixed.

kublerelf

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[The Conjugators of-
Funk
]

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

punch an orphan

Rock Astley

Avatar: Keyboard Keys
2

[Press start]

Level 31 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Screw the rules, I have green hair : This user changed his/her color in IDC chats.

Chicken : Left 4 forums in a row without dieing or pwning the forum

ezek

Avatar: 64391 Sat Jan 10 11:26:32 -0500 2009
10

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Troll

Imperial Wizard

handofg0d Posted:

Log in to see images!

Armored

This player has successfully shielded over 20 attacks in a single round of Domination.

BONUS:The source for the image is public domain so it can be used legally on forumwarz.com:

http://karenswhimsy.com/public-domain-images/medieval-armor/medieval-armor-3.ht

thats a pretty good one.

idk about 20 though. seems a bit low

Strykerblade

Avatar: 96387 Mon Feb 02 18:04:35 -0500 2009

[De Laiceps]

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

over 9,000!: This player has acgreat timesulatively taken more than 9,000 points of damage throughout the game.

Earth Dragon

Avatar: Middle Finger Keyboard

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Permavirgin – This player has leveled a character of every clbum to 35. (would go to all the characters)

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Master Emo – This player has taken euthanides at least 10 times.

Jesse Christ

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
1

Level 26 Hacker

“1337”

101:

This player has PWNED 101 forums. Also, you can understand Binary.

(for when there ARE enough forums Log in to see images!)

Flat Broke:

This player had no flezz to give Shallow Esophagus in the trust exercise

Ninja Dragon

Avatar: 98317 Mon Mar 02 19:27:47 -0500 2009
1

[WeChall]

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Hope Never Dies

This player posted on -XI-’s contest although there wasn’t even an ending date.

Snike

Avatar: Code (Green)

[Press start]

Level 19 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Window-shopper – Go to every available shop once and read all the items’ descriptions,

Auction Shark – Win an auction by bidding at the last minute.

Frequent Buyer – Win 10 auctions

Dedicated customer – Win 20 auctions

Auction Addict – Win 30 auctions

Samusaran2311

Avatar: Code (Blue)

Level 30 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Jesse Christ Posted:

That would only occur with 1 Powerthirst according to the video, so:

400 BABIES!

-this player bought a Powerthirst at the Ppwn shoppe

yes, copy my post…

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