IN CASE ANYBODY WAS NOT CLEAR ABOUT MY COMMENTS ABOUT PORTAL IN THE JOHNNY MACKS THRADE:

Portal blows donkey balls, the puzzles are very special and need time limits because of their failures, the engine is borky an unstable in extreme unilizations, it is unfun and ****ty, the environment is simplistic and repetitive copypasta, the ending is ****, the creators deserve a swift kick to the sternum for the ridiculous Cake is a Lie meme, Steam is a pile of dog ****, and they basically ripped off Prey… but i did enjoy incerinating that goddamned weighted cube.

THERE NOW WE UNDERSTAND EACHOTHER.

(c)Famine. **** your culture.

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It’s hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’re releasing on time.

So I’m GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you’ll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Black Mesa…

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It’s so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I’m not you

i’ve experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

and believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

i feel fantastic and I’m still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

King Krimson Posted:

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It’s hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’re releasing on time.

So I’m GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you’ll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Black Mesa…

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It’s so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I’m not you

i’ve experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

and believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

i feel fantastic and I’m still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

I couldn’t say it better myself.

Captain_Amazing Posted:

BUT I’LL TRY ANYWAY

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It’s hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’re releasing on time.

So I’m GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you’ll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Black Mesa…

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It’s so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I’m not you

i’ve experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

and believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

i feel fantastic and I’m still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

LOLOLOL

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It’s hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’re releasing on time.

So I’m GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you’ll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Black Mesa…

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It’s so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I’m not you

i’ve experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

and believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

i feel fantastic and I’m still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

King Krimson Posted:

LOLOLOL

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It’s hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’re releasing on time.

So I’m GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you’ll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Black Mesa…

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It’s so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I’m not you

i’ve experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

and believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

i feel fantastic and I’m still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

I guess what I’m trying to say is that Bauzer is entitled to his opinion, but I disagree with it.

This was a triumph.

I’m making a note here:

HUGE SUCCESS.

It’s hard to overstate

my satisfaction.

Aperture Science

We do what we must

because we can.

For the good of all of us.

Except the ones who are dead.

But there’s no sense crying

over every mistake.

You just keep on trying

till you run out of cake.

And the Science gets done.

And you make a neat gun.

For the people who are

still alive.

I’m not even angry.

I’m being so sincere right now.

Even though you broke my heart.

And killed me.

And tore me to pieces.

And threw every piece into a fire.

As they burned it hurt because

I was so happy for you!

Now these points of data

make a beautiful line.

And we’re out of beta.

We’re releasing on time.

So I’m GLaD. I got burned.

Think of all the things we learned

for the people who are

still alive.

Go ahead and leave me.

I think i prefer to stay inside.

maybe you’ll find someone else

to help you.

maybe Black Mesa…

THAT WAS A JOKE, HA HA, FAT CHANCE.

Anyway this cake is great.

It’s so delicious and moist

look at me still talking when theres science to do

when i look out there

it makes me glad I’m not you

i’ve experiments to run

there is research to be done

on the people who are

still alive.

and believe me I am still alive

I’m doing science and I’m still alive

i feel fantastic and I’m still alive

while your dying ill be still alive

and when your dead i will be still alive

still alive

still alive

I think OP should die in a fire and be hellbanned for posting this thread. Even if it’s in RP it still is a fail of epic proportions.

tl;dr gtfo

Sorry to ruin all your bull**** fantasies about that overrated POS, guise. Log in to see images!

Now go play a real game like Fallout 3.

Bauzer Posted:

play a real game like Fallout 3.

haha qft

Hey, Id be upset too if a game i held dear to me was exposed as a fake-bum, very special, simplistic, fanboy driven, blowjob machine.

Eventually acceptance will sink in, and you will find other trashy games to idolize.

basically, portal’s not a game. just a hl2ep3 sneak preview. Log in to see images!