what if I take a picture of the captain punching?

does that count?

FalconFour Posted:

That would be a no.

u do know to what i am referring , correct?

(not a real plane captain)

Captain Falcon is a pretty cool guy.

He is “****ing awesome”, like his attack, the Falcon Punch.

generichaxor Posted:

u do know to what i am referring , correct?

(not a real plane captain)

Captain Falcon is a pretty cool guy.

He is “****ing awesome”, like his attack, the Falcon Punch.

Eh, if you were referring to a plane captain, like, named Falcon… then, wow. Yes. That would count.

Captain Falcon, the extraordinarily homosexual video game character, can chomp a male reproductive organ and no, doesn’t count.

FalCoN Posted:

I strongly disagree. And so does everybody else.

yeahyeah, you’re named after the guy. Log in to see images!

I on the other hand am not.

Seriously look at the guy.

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CAPTAIN GAY TO THE RESCUE

(wtf, there’s a captainfalcon.org?! WTF… WTF AND WTF…Log in to see images!

I take it there’s gonna be a lot of midnight camping in this thread.

generichaxor Posted:

his punch could own u in one shot

do u hate video games in general, or just him?

it would be somewhat strange if u did

considering that the majority of players in a game like forumwarz would probably be gamers, and thus, enjoy something like Captain Falcon

Games I Like:
- Mario
- Quake
- Half-Life
- Halo

Games I don’t like:
- Games that aren’t in the above list
- Games with gay superhero characters

You know, he may have a large amount of damage or a high power in the game, but FOR ****S SAKE THE GUY WEARS ****ING TIGHTS AND CAN IT GAY GET GAY GAY ANY GAYER GAY GAY GAY?!

Look at the guy. ****ING GAY.

Looks like one of those gay-pride guys.

FalconFour Posted:

Games I Like:
- Mario
- Quake
- Half-Life
- Halo

Games I don’t like:
- Games that aren’t in the above list
- Games with gay superhero characters

You know, he may have a large amount of damage or a high power in the game, but FOR ****S SAKE THE GUY WEARS ****ING TIGHTS AND CAN IT GAY GET GAY GAY ANY GAYER GAY GAY GAY?!

Look at the guy. ****ING GAY.

Looks like one of those gay-pride guys.

a lot of video game characters have tights of some kind

but i actually see your point

generichaxor Posted:

WAIT

does that include Pac-Man?

if so, ur fundamentally messed up

Eh, Pac Man isn’t terrible… tedious and quickly boring, but not too bad. Log in to see images!

generichaxor Posted:

lv 256 is freaking sweet

(the glitch level)

I’ll let you know if I can ever get past level 2.

generichaxor Posted:

and dodge the ghosts

That’s kinda the hard part. You know how hard it is to dodge 4 of the same things that are moving at the same speed as you? How many different scenarios can end you up getting cornered from all 4 directions? Yeah, it’s kinda a ****ing hard game with **** for a reward. If I had the patience to play a game for that long… Log in to see images!

Oh, and ****ing Tetris gets added to my “love” list. I ****ing love Tetris. LOVE. TETRIS. Oh god. And many of its spinoffs. Plenty of puzzle games I love. Log in to see images!