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Religion Ho Ho Ho!

Maha

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

Level 41 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

yeah presents


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ElGrumpo

Avatar: Ron Paul
5

Level 39 Troll

“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

I want a gun so I can rob a liquor store and then buy liquor with the money I stole from the store.

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Dear Santa,

Please ignore my niece’s letters to you. She is a lying little whore. Also, for Christmas I would like some rhohipnol, some of the latest teddy bears, some candy, and a good IP masking program.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

posting in a stupid thread for potential e-peen

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Wants peen ad BP.

And world peace… so I should get more?


bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming.

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leftalon2cry

Avatar: 73113 Thu Feb 05 01:57:28 -0500 2009
12

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Prove it that you are real by giving me 7 BP

k thx Log in to see images!

ZeeBest

Avatar: Crying Painting
1

[ZeeBests Klan of F-
ail
]

Level 21 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

I want a blade sharpener. Log in to see images!


Dunno.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Stabby Rip S-
tab Stab

Avatar: Emo Girl
6

[Rip Apart my Soul]

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Dear Santa,

You are a **** fine upstanding member of society You are a **** bum fine upstanding member of society. I heard they hired exter scurity at the mall; that’s a **** move santa. I’m comeing for that bum tonight, until you PAY what you OWE.

Sensurly, stabby rip stab stab

Are-

Avatar: 90963 Mon Dec 15 03:10:56 -0500 2008
4

[Giveupalready]

Level 35 Hacker

The Biscuit Kid is my GOD, and I'm a piece of ****!

I want to be able to divide by 0.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

OH****SON

Avatar: Keyboard Keys

[WeChall]

Level 17 Hacker

“Packet Sniffer ”

Hey, Santa! What was that whole Farrywings thing about anyway?


nope

RebirthThom

Avatar: 18189 Sat Dec 20 10:58:29 -0500 2008
18

[70 Character Story-
tellers
]

Level 35 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I’d love a special Christmas e-Peen Log in to see images!

Please! Log in to see images! RebirthThom edited this message on 12/22/2008 9:38PM

Lord Shplane

Avatar: 49819 Fri Dec 05 01:45:00 -0500 2008
30

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Troll

:)

Bigger internet male reproductive organ, some of these FWZ women take a LOT to please.


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Programming -
Socks

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
13

[WeChall]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Can I have lots of money?

KrackBot

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles
14

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Peace on earth, glory for Grey Goose Mafiosi, and hellfire for the Board of Directors. E-peen or some BP wouldn’t hurt either.

P.S. Check behind the tree next time you are at FarryWings8’s house. I left a present there. Log in to see images!


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tiki

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
3

[Eight Vibrating Di-
ldoes
]

Level 36 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

I’d like 2 bp and a pony!

Tikitac

Avatar: Code (Blue)
1

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

NO! I want the pony!

Phantom Limb

Avatar: Phantom Limb's Avatar
66

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I want my limbs back! And vengeance on Charlie.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

I want the power to extinguish all life on earth.

Oh and a new lamp.

Jefferson Tw-
ilight

Avatar: Jefferson Twilight's Avatar
57

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Come on Santa! Quit this damn racist holiday. White Christmas, my bum! Join team Kwanzaa instead. Our kids need toys all they get now is a bunch of gay books.

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