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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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10:30AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are standing in a field. there is a house to the east. there is a mailbox here

10:31AMTheo de Raadt: > take ak47

10:31AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sorry you were eate by a grue, try ahain y/n

10:31AMAAHZ: n

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10:32AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are standing in a field. there is a house to the east. there is a mailbox here

10:32AMTheo de Raadt: > go west

10:32AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sorry you were eate by a grue, try ahain y/n

10:33AMTheo de Raadt: y

10:33AMTheo de Raadt: Good game imo

10:33AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are standing in a field. there is a house to the east. there is a mailbox here

10:34AMNicco: > eat grue

10:34AMTheo de Raadt: > open mailbox

10:36AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are now at full health

10:37AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: sorry there was a grue in mailbox, you died..try again y/n


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

10:30AMSIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER: you are standing in a field. there is a house to the east. there is a mailbox here


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

> /quit


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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do you really want to quit? y/n


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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

y


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

/poop

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/throw poop


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Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

>y

you are standing in a field. there is a house to the east. there is a mailbox here

> eat narrator


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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Nicco Posted:

y

you are standing in a field, there is a house to the east. there is a mailbox here


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

> suck grue’s male reproductive organ while eating the mailbox

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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gruejizz gains you +1 charisma, but you lose 50 health from trying to eat a mailbox, you are now at one health, standing in a field. there is a house to the east


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

FalCoN’s charisma went up? Hmmm…

>**** FalCoN


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

> push away monstrous homogay

> look at house

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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MC Banhammer Posted:

FalCoN’s charisma went up? Hmmm…

>**** FalCoN

as the jizz flies up falcons bum, you feel a rush of power, lvlup +1 all stats and you get a damaged wooden club

FalCoN Posted:

> push away monstrous homogay

> look at house

the homogay dies in a froth of blood and entrails

the house is rather nondescript; late victorian style and somewhat shabby-looking. you need to get closer maybe


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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you both took too long! a grue eats both of you, try again? y/n

/y

you are standing in a field, there is a mailbox here, there is a ghetto to the south and you can see fine upstanding member of societys there


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FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

> get closer to house

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER Posted:

you both took too long! a grue eats both of you, try again? y/n

/y

you are standing in a field, there is a mailbox here, there is a ghetto to the south and you can see fine upstanding member of societys there

/look field

it is a cotton field.


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SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

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FalCoN Posted:

> get closer to house

im sorry i dont understand that. the basic commands are e,s,n,w, look, examine, use, ****, kill, and several other words


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EmSee Hamban-
ner

Avatar: 77011 Mon Dec 29 10:38:43 -0500 2008
10

[TribeGirl]

Level 59 Permanoob

halp et fix this ssoon thx

> several other words


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

FalCoN

Avatar: 10741 2010-01-24 16:21:30 -0500
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I NEVER LEFT FORUMWARZ

> examine my own body

> east

SIG-ENABLING-
MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Troll

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EmSee Hambanner Posted:

> several other words

im sorry i dont understand that command.

FalCoN Posted:

> examine my own body

> east

-you look at self and you are a fatty with huge moobs. you notice

with delight that you have both a male reproductive organ and a woman's genitals

-you cannot go east.

SIG-ENABLING MOCK-CONGLER edited this message on 12/17/2008 12:15PM

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