CLOSED: Write a positively filthy limerick - top 5 get 1 BP.

Magic 8-Ball

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

A young lady was once very late,
so she counted the days back to her prom date.
The hazy few hours she couldn't remember
added up to a due date sometime in November.
So up her vag she shoved a big rake.

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The young man asked his 8-ball for advice
"Should I beat her or should I be nice?"
She likes it rough 
so a punch in the muff?
Pleasing Mother is hard, amirite?

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Every year he played Jolly St. Nick
He'd balance the children on top of his male reproductive organ.
He promised the parole board
He wouldn't act untoward
And yet his candy cane always got licked.

Magic 8-Ball edited this message on 12/14/2008 2:38PM

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scully

38.89"

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

Closed now. Give me a few to pick the winners and I’ll edit them into this.

It should be noted that some people could not follow even loose limerick form despite the link to the wiki. *sigh*

In no particular order (simply the order submitted in) the winners are:

Raepdog:
Now this right old man was a sick ‘un
He had a dozen hen ripe for the pickin’
He’d chase ‘em around
With his trousers pulled down
And he’d say “Whatsa matter, you chicken?”

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Drunkenlazybastard:
There once was a camwhore named Fran
Whose mammary glands were as big as a van
For E-Peen She’d ****
Evil Trout or A Duck
Here’s to hoping she gets herself banned

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Deific Blunder:
Tubsweetie scrawled on the stall
“Let me molest you like a Japanese doll!”
Patch said, “Could be fun
But I’m a tad little young…”
Tubs yelled, “Grbum on the field? PLAY BALL!”

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BixNoodle:
There once was a loli quite frail,
Whose daddy had just left from jail.
Her poor bum he did use,
And control she did lose,
But he rammed her until it grew stale.

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Wayne Kerr:
Goatse
There once was a horrible bloke
who thought he was playing a joke.
He stretched out his bum,
beyond limits most heinous,
until the elastic just broke.

scully edited this message on 12/15/2008 1:28AM

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Colonel Bear

14.8"

[Very Busy Klan]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

scullyangel Posted:

Closed now. Give me a few to pick the winners and I’ll edit them into this.

This is the winner post.Log in to see images! Colonel Bear edited this message on 12/15/2008 1:05AM

Posted On: 12/15/2008 1:00AM

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scully

38.89"

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Camwhore

I really do talk ****!

BPs sent. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/15/2008 1:31AM

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Deific Blund-
er

11.86"

[Brainfreeze]

Level 35 Troll

I **** FISH AND I HAVE NO BROWNIE POINTS AND I LOVE male reproductive organ

scullyangel Posted:

BPs sent. Log in to see images!

I want to dedicate this win to TUBSWEETIE, without whom’s love for boys this wouldn’t be possible. Thanks Tubs and thanks Scully. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/15/2008 4:31AM

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