The Official Forumwarz Survey

Vind

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Evil Trout Posted:

I’m open to suggestions for what the E-Peen™ should be.

Any funny ideas?

“E-Peen vulture” ;P

“One, Big Family”

“That’s how it should be done!”

“IMHO”

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Irony: FW’s survey is the most understanding, accepting, and sensitive survey I have ever seen.

Agreed.

What’s more, you’re being asked nicely for your sexual orientation here, and then go back to play, where everybody just asumes you’re homo. Log in to see images! Vind edited this message on 12/08/2008 7:17PM

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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I had the first bum avatar.

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Irony: FW’s survey is the most understanding, accepting, and sensitive survey I have ever seen.

windandwater Posted:

I wondered if the gender and sexual orientation questions were jokes or not, too. But it was a pretty good survey.

Believe it or not, there was a great deal of discussion between Trout, Bingebot and I about the nature of these questions. I originally wanted even more options regarding gender identity and sexuality. Trout and Bingebot, always thinking in their programmer-ish binary, wanted to ditch anything other than “Male” and “Female.” We eventually compromised on “Other.”

Even though it might be troll-bait, I thought it would be useful to point to these stats lest anyone accuse Forumwarz of being homophobic. We celebrate the beautiful diversity of human sexuality here.

...and now, back to judging the Slashfic contest. Log in to see images!

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JacksonKelley

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I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

So to get the peen do we have to post and say “Hey I filled out the survey”......just to be safe, uh, done.

Posted On: 12/08/2008 7:44PM

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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I had the first bum avatar.

ShadyPixels Posted:

I know, right? I posted a typo in forumbuildr in the typo thread months ago and still don’t have it.
I’m just bumuming grammar rules go out the window when you move to Canada.

EDIT: And the typo is still there.

The typos will be addressed as soon as possible. There are a lot of them and in a modular environment like Forumwarz’s, they take a surprisingly long time to fix. They often have to be done on dev and pushed up. bumuming it’s legit, you will be Peen’d. Eventually.

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Holy mammary glands

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Done. I didn’t write novels but, at least, I clicked honestly. Log in to see images!

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FalconFour

8.63"

Level 35 Troll

Minty Fresh

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

The typos will be addressed as soon as possible. There are a lot of them and in a modular environment like Forumwarz’s, they take a surprisingly long time to fix. They often have to be done on dev and pushed up. bumuming it’s legit, you will be Peen’d. Eventually.

Do we get peens for the typos we’ve spotted – at the end of this survey at least? Log in to see images!

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Aldo_Anything

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JacksonKelly Posted:

So to get the peen do we have to post and say “Hey I filled out the survey”......just to be safe, uh, done.

don’t think so. the email adress was for getting the peen.

Posted On: 12/08/2008 9:37PM

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Holy mammary glands

11.48"

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

don’t think so. the email adress was for getting the peen.

E-peen is for an alt, not your entire account. I’d like to have it on this alt because my capped emo is a cheater. Log in to see images!

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BritishSeven-
fold

11.26"

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fabulous person

I filled mine out. Log in to see images!

Posted On: 12/08/2008 11:34PM

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maxvance

6.1"

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I can’t wait to see the results of the survey. Will you be posting any of the additional comments?

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windandwater

9.88"

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Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Believe it or not, there was a great deal of discussion between Trout, Bingebot and I about the nature of these questions. I originally wanted even more options regarding gender identity and sexuality. Trout and Bingebot, always thinking in their programmer-ish binary, wanted to ditch anything other than “Male” and “Female.” We eventually compromised on “Other.”

Even though it might be troll-bait, I thought it would be useful to point to these stats lest anyone accuse Forumwarz of being homophobic. We celebrate the beautiful diversity of human sexuality here.

...and now, back to judging the Slashfic contest. Log in to see images!

Well, I was mostly surprised that you’d ask those sorts of questions at all in what’s pretty much a game feedback survey. I mean, gender I understand for statistical purposes, but I don’t see how specific sexual orientation would be relevant to anything. Though, with you saying it’s to show Forumwarz isn’t homophobic, it makes sense.

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ghax

14.41"

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I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

that was an awesome survey!

2nd easiest E-Peen ever

(first was nominating fw for the crunchie)

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The Suspender

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I did it.

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AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

easy peen, just how i like em

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Fook mi

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whoooo

More epeen.

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Evil Trout Posted:

I’m open to suggestions for what the E-Peen™ should be.

Any funny ideas?

“My Honest O-Peen-ion”

It’s awesome in it’s patheticness.

Posted On: 12/09/2008 12:11AM

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Monkey in a -
suit with a -
DEMON

8.27"

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How about “Yes, please” for the title of the e-peen…The icon could just say “sex” with a colon after it; “This player participated in the Official Forumwarz Survey.”

windandwater Posted:

Well, I was mostly surprised that you’d ask those sorts of questions at all in what’s pretty much a game feedback survey. I mean, gender I understand for statistical purposes, but I don’t see how specific sexual orientation would be relevant to anything. Though, with you saying it’s to show Forumwarz isn’t homophobic, it makes sense.

More demographic info can’t hurt.

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The Suspender

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I vote for the Sex: one.

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greggcarson

8.99"

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“Hot Sauce in the Dick Hole”

All filled in, didn’t know what level of schooling A level was equivalent to so i just went for high school.

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Papa Zito

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You asked for all this personal information like sexual orientation, income and political views and didn’t ask for religion? What, are you some kind of anti-religious bigots?

Lawl.

Posted On: 12/09/2008 6:04PM

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Holy mammary glands

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Minty Fresh

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

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Holy mammary glands

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Level 69 Camwhore

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“Gaping Asshole”

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

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“Venereal Biohazard”

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Level 35 Camwhore

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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Level 41 Troll

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