LOL this will last until the wheels fall off!

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At the current post count, this thing will have to go idle unrealistically long.

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Become mobile, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

Remove yourself from my path, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

Ye Gods, the conflict is upon us! I am strongly considering placing you into an unconscious state via fisticuffs.

I strongly urge you to stand aside and protect yourself from my wrath!

Something is amiss, we are experiencing a higher level of activity than normal.

I have been liberally imbibing alcoholic beverages and antagonizing random individuals as well.

I have also been pondering whether or not I should strike you upon your forehead with a blunt object!

I dare say, if your acquaintances feel the need to bumist you in any way, the county coroner will have more work to do on the morrow!

We are causing much mayhem, and our actions will surely cause a public outcry from the residents in this area!

I bumure you this is no mere farce, for we are traveling along the boulevard at this very moment!

I bid good day to all of my hangers-on and the females who wish to exploit me for personal gain.

Have you a vehicle collision protector upon your posterior? Indeed you do not, you blackamoor!

I am traveling at a great amount of speed along the well-traveled road.

If you are traveling along it as well and do not care to travel at a greater rate of speed than the local law enforcement would deem appropriate and safe, then I would urge you to remove yourself from my path.

I am quite inebriated while operating this vehicle, and there is rarely an occasion where this is not the case.

I am obliged to inform you that I intend to drive this vehicle into, and subsequently over, your body, causing grievous injury and perhaps death!

Become mobile, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

Remove yourself from my path, shrew, remove yourself from my path.

As a lower-clbum member of society, I must express my distaste for the local constabulary.

I frequently suspect that law enforcement suspects and mistreats me disproportionately due to the color of my skin, as I am an African-American.

This is extremely unfavorable! I, myself, am not one to accept routine abuse and arrests from another individual simply due to his being supplied with a badge and firearm. If the opportunity arrived for us to battle one-on-one, I would readily accept.

Furthermore, I also suspect that my age is a factor in suspicion by the authorities, as I am a young adult, a group of people who many do not believe capable of earning the money for jewelry and consumer electronics legally. Thus, they search my automobile and domicile, in search of the illicit substances they believe I peddle.

These posts are mainly to pad the thread length.

These posts are mainly to pad the thread length.