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Flezz REAL Friend Contest for up to 11BP

zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
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zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
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zagerblag

Avatar: 102042 Wed Jun 03 22:55:29 -0400 2009
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zagerblag

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zagerblag

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ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

if u go with hobart’s contest and unfriend me, i reserve the right to DQ u from the contest.

when i pick a winner, it needs to be a friend of mine, not a traitor.

also, my contest is for at least 11 BP. his is for a max of 7BP.

so my contest is clearly the better option Log in to see images!

anonymoushax-
or

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

this just in from our klan forums:

we’re thinking of making this contest a klan contest, much like the Brainfreeze contest.

this means that the paltry 11BP prize will rapidly increase to a much larger, more significant prize.

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as i get more information, i will let everyone know.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

anonymoushaxor Posted:

this just in from our klan forums:

we’re thinking of making this contest a klan contest, much like the Brainfreeze contest.

this means that the paltry 11BP prize will rapidly increase to a much larger, more significant prize.

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as i get more information, i will let everyone know.

in other words: this contest is continuing on a MUCH larger scale?

anonymoushax-
or

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

generichaxor Posted:

in other words: this contest is continuing on a MUCH larger scale?

pretty much. we’re putting lots of BP into this contest. It should be pretty epic.

Oleg

Avatar: 98357 2011-07-31 00:47:25 -0400
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The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

Uranium – Carbon 14

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“Crybaby”

More of my writings.

I have walked a great while over the snow, and I am not tall nor strong.

I do not know how I have walked this long in this snow. Indeed, I do not even know how long I have walked in the snow. It seems to me as though I have been walking in this endless, flat field of snow for eternity.

I have vague memories of what was possibly my life before I entered this field of snow. Memories of other people. Of warm houses. Of friends. Of family. Of lovers. Of the warmness of other human beings. Of fire. Of warm rain.

But they are all vague, mere dust mites floating in my mind. I can not firmly grasp onto any of them, can not firmly grasp onto all of the memories of warmth.

Instead, I am constantly pounded with the memories I have formed and continue to form in this endless, cold abyss. That of cold, that of endless, eternal cold.

I have become well acquainted with this endless field of snow in the eternity I have spent here. Everywhere I walk, the snow is always half way up my naked body, nearly touching my breasts. It never snows, but I know that if I lose vision of a a trail I have made in the snow, it will be filled with fresh, flat snow, as the rest of the field is. Below the snow there is only an unbreakable layer of ice, which, despite what seemed to be years pounding at the same spot, would not even crack. My hands would bleed, my bones would break. Indeed, I have attempted suicide in this place many times. But it does not let me die. It heals any wounds I inflict upon myself, breathes air into my lungs when I attempt to suffocate on the snow, and makes sure that I am always just warm enough to survive, never allowing me to slip into that wonderful, warm peace of death. Indeed, it does not even let me sleep. This place has robbed me of any possible peace I might have.

I would have thought I might have grown used to the cold by now. But for some reason, this place does not allow that. It makes sure that every time a feeling of cold comes over me, it is as if it was the first time I ever felt cold, ensuring that the pain is new and fresh every time, allowing for an eternity of cold pain.

Oh, what I would do to escape this place, to have any escape from this place, whether it be death, or even a singular moment of the slightest warmth. Oh, what I would do. But this place never, ever gives me any opportunity to escape. It keeps me here, torturing me. And I know it will not let me leave.

I have walked a great while over the snow, and am neither tall nor strong.

I do not know how I will continue to walk in this snow.

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
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Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

I’m parked on the second level.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

anonymoushaxor Posted:

pretty much. we’re putting lots of BP into this contest. It should be pretty epic.

any post made by a klan member besides myself and anonymoushaxor

before this post is still eligible to win my 11BP. this is only relevant if the winning number is <= 2312

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any posts after this point will be considered part of the klan’s contest. the prize for the klan contest is all of our combined BP (including my 11).

by the rules of a contest, this excludes klan members. klan members that post here (even those after this post) will be considered part of the individual contest (eligible for 11BP)

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for a non-klan player, this means nothing. a non-klan player will be bumumed to want more BP i.e. the klan contest (unless u dont send friend requests to all of us).

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keep posting. good luck.

ghax edited this message on 02/20/2009 10:09PM

The Ultimate-
Warlord

Avatar: 131376 2011-07-31 00:26:57 -0400
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 69 Troll

Today, ALL FORUMS WILL CRUMBLE BEFORE ME!

Those fire truck sirens are really loud.

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

note: klan contest starts when i post the links to the profiles of the members. until then, the prize is still 11BP (up to 18BP)

until then, keep posting normally

ghax edited this message on 02/20/2009 8:44PM

anonymoushax-
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Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

bumping this thread

anonymoushax-
or

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Oleg Mordashov Posted:

Why are you talking to your own alt? Log in to see images!

the time it takes to switch alts is roughly equal to the 30-second time i need to wait (laggy computer)

ghax

Avatar: 80241 Thu Jul 02 20:10:59 -0400 2009
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Level 35 Camwhore

I love 12 inch fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs in my arse

keep friending me. the real fun will start as soon as we can organize our enormous BP prize.

svetlana

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