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you are in a dark damp jail cell
there is a guard nearby but he’s sleepin’
what do you do brave adventurer Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:06PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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get gun Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:07PM | View MOCK-CONGLERS BI...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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MOCK-CONGLERS **** Posted:
the guard has a pistol holstered but it’s too far away to reach through the bars Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:08PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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take house, burn garden, oh wait, nvm ANGRY HOBO edited this message on 12/01/2008 4:09PM |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:08PM | View ANGRY HOBO's Profile | # | ||||||
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Pull out my male reproductive organ and bum-enjoy the guard.
Yes it’s long enough.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:09PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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**** in pants (I really had to go) Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:09PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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take a dump and wait for the ****ty smell to wake up the guard Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:10PM | View Physics's Profile | # | ||||||
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Fingerz Posted:
your pants are now wet and the stench of urine fills the room
the guard stirs in his sleep
you think he might be getting an erection Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:10PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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Physics Posted:
>object “dump” not found Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:11PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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crayoncakes Posted: ah crap.
> play r kelly casette Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:13PM | View Physics's Profile | # | ||||||
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Physics Posted:
using your bardic skills you sing the sweet tunes of r. kelly
the guard begins to awaken
suddenly out of nowhere your mother appears and asks you why you’re playing your gay little games with your friends again
the cell disappears and you are at a table in the basement, with three friends and an angry mother Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 4:16PM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||
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throw a stone at your mother’s head and start eating her legs together with your mates while she is screaming for mercy. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 6:32PM | View FalCoN's Profile | # | ||||||
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Download child porn and jack off to it in front of your dying mother while your three friends eat her body. great times on her horrified face. Tell your friends to pull down their pants so you can give them blowjobs. Start licking their delicious male reproductive organs. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 6:40PM | View FalCoN's Profile | # | ||||||
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After having eaten your mother’s brain, call Jeremy Rifkin and tell him that his books are ****ty. Also call Heath Ledger to find out that he’s dead. |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 6:41PM | View FalCoN's Profile | # | ||||||
>Put on HAT and WIZARD’S ROBE.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 6:42PM | View Kilroy's Profile | # | ||||||
Search for invisible walls. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 6:46PM | View scribit's Profile | # | ||||||
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>Throw table at mother |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 6:48PM | View Somebody's Profile | # | ||||||
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Hit self. With a gun.
Then pull this face: Log in to see images! IMA GEUIUS DUH0HR |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 11:42PM | View Jonne the Re-re's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/01/2008 11:47PM | View Douchous Noobus's Profile | # | ||||||
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Somebody Posted:
Fed up with your mother’s bull**** you heave the table at her with a manly roar
It falls over and breaks a nearby lamp. Your mother comments that the cost of the lamp is coming out of your allowance and walks back into the kitchen. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 12/02/2008 2:20AM | View crayoncakes's Profile | # | ||||||