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Bug - 3 Fix Hackers

Theo de Raadt

Avatar: 72133 Fri Jan 02 12:04:19 -0500 2009
6

[Late Yak Sectarian]

Level 31 Hacker

My brain is so full of **** that I have to spew it on Flamebate so I don't have to suffer a lobotomy

admiralcervixtor Posted:

What is missing from that screenshot?

Lemon scoops.

Why?

Because hackers can’t speedrun anything.

More or less exact. I currently have 26 lemon scoops.

SimplyTHEBEST

Avatar: Rocker Chick
17

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

HA! You think that Hackers are the only ones having problems speedrunning?

The problem is that everybody is graded on the same curve no matter what clbum they’re actually in. Camwhores will always have the advantage in low-to-mid range forums because they have two strong attacks to alternate between, but in stronger forums things get a bit dicey and the advantage tends to go to trolls.

Splitting the times on a per-clbum basis would level things out for everybody, and ET has said that he’s very much interested in the idea.

exo0O

Avatar: 92531 Sun Dec 07 14:18:51 -0500 2008

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

I couldn’t speed run anyway. The lag for me is so bad that even 1-hit-kill attacks don’t save enough time. Therefore I don’t really care about that.

I must say that I didn’t have too much problems. Episode one was pretty easy and EP two now finally has some challenge to it.

But I’m just at a low level, so what the **** do I know.Log in to see images!

The refresh for some attacks is just insane though…Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Yeah, I don’t like the hacker now. I haven’t even attempted to try high level forums on my level 31 hacker. Maybe if they were allowed to equip 2 moar files from each category might be a fix. They ARE hackers after all. I just hate the low power of their attacks.

Usually I can’t take down forums higher than me on any character. My camwhore took down a level 32 with a few 5-HTP’s.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

I had forgotten about this thread. Yeah, fix hackers please, We pretty much suck.

Benjamini

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

lol yep

KindFearless-
Leader

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I wander back into my hacker every so often trying to be effective with him, but it generally feels like I struggle heavily with him (at level cap) to get less than the same effect as my troll casually does (It was ugh watching my troll catch and pbum my hacker in Pink Floyd collection in a 12 visit day where the hacker had been at it for close to 50 visits).

Does anyone know an effective hacker build? I’m at cap, and frankly aside from improving my mediocre moar files (Which is all that I’ve been doing with it of late) I’m not sure what can be done to get it anywhere near half as effective as my troll. I’d expect to have a challenge against a 34-35 forum, but those look to be completely out of reach (450-500 damage) instead of simply really hard. If it wasn’t also a struggle to put together a decent moar set it’d be one thing, but it feels like climbing a wall to…still be mediocre. Log in to see images!

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Effective hacker play comes down to “Having enough Processing Power to pwn forums without consumables while using 4 beast0r cables.” Doing that really requires some decent .moar files (I heartily recommend Riprogrammatori). But the four beast0r cables are not optional. The Hackers that established the benchmark that resulted in the clbum getting nerfed were all using 4 beast0rs.

Other than “Four Beast0rs, enough PP to keep you funded, and good .moar files” you just want to put a lot of points into offense, and enough points in ego. Also, don’t use avtr if it would require you to use any PP consumables. Playing a hacker you just have to realize that your attacks are going to stink unless you get your offense up to at least 170.

EDIT: Oh, and it helps to not compare them to trolls. Trolls are silly overpowered relative to the other clbumes right now. Hackers are at comparable levels to Emos and Camwhores, but Trolls are way out of line.

Possibly a Cabbage edited this message on 01/02/2009 10:04PM

the Shinken

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 5 Hacker

“BASIC”

As a noob, who’s just startet playing, I have to say that new hacker-players should be better introduced into this .moar-files thing. I played until lvl ~4.5 with the spider-program deactivated and I think that was quite a mistake, but the spider-program (espacially its importance) is poorly explained (like the fact, that you have to equip it manually like hardware)...

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

the Shinken Posted:

As a noob, who’s just startet playing, I have to say that new hacker-players should be better introduced into this .moar-files thing. I played until lvl ~4.5 with the spider-program deactivated and I think that was quite a mistake, but the spider-program (espacially its importance) is poorly explained (like the fact, that you have to equip it manually like hardware)...

All clbumes have .moar files, not just hackers.

Anyway, it just takes a look at your equipment to see the unequiped spider, it’s not specially hard.

Hackmeister

Avatar: Code (Blue)
4

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Effective hacker play comes down to “Having enough Processing Power to pwn forums without consumables while using 4 beast0r cables.” Doing that really requires some decent .moar files (I heartily recommend Riprogrammatori). But the four beast0r cables are not optional. The Hackers that established the benchmark that resulted in the clbum getting nerfed were all using 4 beast0rs.

Other than “Four Beast0rs, enough PP to keep you funded, and good .moar files” you just want to put a lot of points into offense, and enough points in ego. Also, don’t use avtr if it would require you to use any PP consumables. Playing a hacker you just have to realize that your attacks are going to stink unless you get your offense up to at least 170.

EDIT: Oh, and it helps to not compare them to trolls. Trolls are silly overpowered relative to the other clbumes right now. Hackers are at comparable levels to Emos and Camwhores, but Trolls are way out of line.

Yeah, I have that, I was at cap back during their earlier nerfings and was one of those casually pwning back then before it got nerfed hard. PP is pretty much only gettable by moar files, which is what I grind for, but it tedious since hackers are often ineffective on the same forums they need to grind to get the equipment to be effective. And yeah, I don’t use avtr at all. After it’s double nerfing it became totally useless as an ability. Does anyone use it anymore? I’m interested to see what will happen when EvilTrout finishes his hacker run he’s currently doing, but maybe I’m just being hopeful.

And that’d explain it a bit, I’m at a mere 140 offense (double what my troll has lulz). I probably should yank points out and put it into ego, but it feels like there’s no point until I grind more moar files. Which is sadly tiresome since it looks like it’ll be a good 200-500 more visits to get the good moar files completed (Ripromatic is at least a 50-150 visit one, but luckily that can be done alongside pink floyd). I’m fiddling with rectum scan at the moment since at least that goes through the grinding in minutes. Trolls are overpowered, but at least if you’re going to fall on the wrong side of the balance curve, it’s better to be on the side that can accomplish things quickly. Anyhow, enough whinyness from me. Thanks for the advice on ego.

Any hackers doing the 35 diff forums? If so, post some stat numbers, I’d be curious Log in to see images!

Balloon

Avatar: Balloon's Avatar
28

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Possibly a Cabbage Posted:

Effective hacker play comes down to “Having enough Processing Power to pwn forums without consumables while using 4 beast0r cables.” Doing that really requires some decent .moar files (I heartily recommend Riprogrammatori). But the four beast0r cables are not optional. The Hackers that established the benchmark that resulted in the clbum getting nerfed were all using 4 beast0rs.


If the problem is PP, I sacrifice the Democrat/Bottom/Ocean book with one of hacker books at TallJungle****. You’ll sacrifice defense but gain more processing power and slight increase in offense.

Balloon edited this message on 01/03/2009 3:11PM

SHODAN

Avatar: 56565 Thu Oct 16 09:19:29 -0400 2008
2

[Citadel]

Level 35 Hacker

Look at you, Hacker. A pathetic creature of meat and bone.

I never have a problem with proc. power (it’s 450 – more than my Ego!), but it really is impossible to speedrun on this. Why do the other clbumes get two strong refresh 1 attacks? I put nothing in Ego to make up for it but the highest forum I think hits me for more Ego than I have total. Log in to see images!

I’m still working on Pink Floyd though.

Judge-Bot 30-
00

Avatar: 65677 Wed Oct 15 23:22:21 -0400 2008
7

[Troll Ambulance Mu-
fasa
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Hackmeister Posted:

Any hackers doing the 35 diff forums? If so, post some stat numbers, I’d be curious Log in to see images!

I managed to do both ESFE and Cosplay today, and got 1 lemon from ESFE.

Stats are near worthless, I’ll give you equips instead.

I almost had sex with a woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

No computer equipped

Thesis – Gun Control Legislation in Cambodia (april ‘04 revision).sdoc

Versnatche Earbleeders

4x HXXTOR Hard Drives (only those because they’re cheaper to repair than my beastz0r)

Pink Floyd

Me without black EyeShadow (don’t make fun).gawk

Keylogger 5000.prog

male reproductive organblaster

Prostetic Finger implant

Riprogramittori

spider

This, combined with upgrades, puts me at

Ego 9695

Proc. Power 355

Secondary Attributes

Offense 152

Defense 111

Luck 23

Frugality 8

Charisma 40

Upkeep 6

If you like I’ll go back in and find the levels of each I upgraded to, but I believe with Pink Floyd, Ripro, and earbleeders, you should be able to handle 35s as long as you boost your ego above 6000.

KindFearless-
Leader

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

SHODAN Posted:

I never have a problem with proc. power (it’s 450 – more than my Ego!), but it really is impossible to speedrun on this. Why do the other clbumes get two strong refresh 1 attacks? I put nothing in Ego to make up for it but the highest forum I think hits me for more Ego than I have total. Log in to see images!

I’m still working on Pink Floyd though.

Yeah, I was doing the same (more processing power and stats than ego), but I was coming to think that that was the wrong strategy with hackers since they could no longer actually clear forums without taking tons of hits.

KindFearless-
Leader

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Judge-Bot 3000 Posted:

I managed to do both ESFE and Cosplay today, and got 1 lemon from ESFE.

Stats are near worthless, I’ll give you equips instead.

I almost had sex with a woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero

No computer equipped

Thesis – Gun Control Legislation in Cambodia (april ‘04 revision).sdoc

Versnatche Earbleeders

4x HXXTOR Hard Drives (only those because they’re cheaper to repair than my beastz0r)

Pink Floyd

Me without black EyeShadow (don’t make fun).gawk

Keylogger 5000.prog

male reproductive organblaster

Prostetic Finger implant

Riprogramittori

spider

This, combined with upgrades, puts me at

Ego 9695

Proc. Power 355

Secondary Attributes

Offense 152

Defense 111

Luck 23

Frugality 8

Charisma 40

Upkeep 6

If you like I’ll go back in and find the levels of each I upgraded to, but I believe with Pink Floyd, Ripro, and earbleeders, you should be able to handle 35s as long as you boost your ego above 6000.

Thanks. That matched my suspicion that a good a hacker build in fact is heavily ego based. When I gave a try on a 35 forum I was getting hit for 460 a turn, which is pretty much not consumable.

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

Also, hackers aren’t even funny to make up for it. The only two attacks that even have jokes in them (and at that very feeble jokes) are avtr and ipz. That’s why I think trns is a good idea for a future ability- make your opponents talk in Spanish, or like Elmer Fudd, or in pig latin.

KindFearless-
Leader

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
6

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

They also kind of get nailed hard on luck. The hacker build is entirely based around having a really high luck…

while most the best moar files in the game for hackers (and the best moar file in the game) are low luck drops(?). Or at least, all the conversation and wiki seems to say they are. It makes having the highest luck feel really stupid Log in to see images!

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

KindFearlessLeader Posted:

They also kind of get nailed hard on luck. The hacker build is entirely based around having a really high luck…

while most the best moar files in the game for hackers (and the best moar file in the game) are low luck drops(?). Or at least, all the conversation and wiki seems to say they are. It makes having the highest luck feel really stupid Log in to see images!

Yeah, I’ve definitely run into this. For whatever reason, high luck seems to make .moar farming worse, not better.

Else

Avatar: Code (Blue)
22

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

KindFearlessLeader Posted:

Thanks. That matched my suspicion that a good a hacker build in fact is heavily ego based. When I gave a try on a 35 forum I was getting hit for 460 a turn, which is pretty much not consumable.

You can use some Ego on the level 35 forums, but other than that, you don’t really need that much. Us hackers have natural high defense once properly geared up and most forums hit like babies anyway.

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