So I beat the game with my camwhore not using haxlrose once, now I want to optimize my character – any tips on where I should put the points?

Also I have 4 alts – one in each clbum – what do you recommend I do for my troll/hacker/emokid?

EDIT: forgot to mention my items. I have the best shoes/glbumes/lingerie you can buy, the Ann Coulter book, Tonsil Regen surgery, 3 .moar files giving (together) 70 ego, 85 sexiness, 6 offense, 2 defense and luck. I’m trying to decide between two music file – one gives 65 ego, 3 defense and 65 sexiness, the other gives 95 ego, 4 offense, frugality, and charisma.

I’d recommend a near-pure Offense build for your hacker. As an example, here’s what I have now:

Offense Level 29
Defense Level 4
Egomania Level 4
Upkeep Level 9
Thrift Shopper Level 10
Luck o' the Filthy fine upstanding member of society Level 2

I can pull off 16k or so on a forum 2 or 3 levels above me. I rarely have to use consumables, and my equipment degrades rather slowly. Luck is marginal, Hackers have way too much of it already.

Here are the stats these yield with all of my equips:

Ego 425
Proc. Power 240
Offense 109
Defense 75
Luck 52
Frugality 16
Charisma 34
Upkeep 10

SimplyTHEBEST Posted:

Since ET is balancing the game based strictly on damage done, put everything into Defense, Ego, Upkeep, and Frugality. Optionally, then use nothing but Bash, Drool, and healing items.

That will bring down the average damage enough so that he’ll have to do SOMETHING – buffing attacks back up, rework his balancing system, or whatever else he thinks up to patch that hole.

This.. Take one for the team.