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&tC My internet girlfriend left me
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Oh god, what do I do now? She was an older woman… Her stretch lines made the most beautiful patterns… The crack of her whip was sweet poetry. Now I’ll never get to be a father to her lovely children… Granted, I’m only about five years older than them, but still, I could have taught them so much! WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR?
I think I’ll have to turn to drugs to numb the pain. Where can I buy some illegal Ritalin? |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:46PM |
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i have some boobies if you care to feel them. they don’t have wrinkles though because i’m young and sexy Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:48PM |
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fine upstanding member of society K’S GANGSTA CORNER 4 LYFE bada bing bada ****in boom |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:50PM |
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fallingeastward Posted:
will you… will you whip me? And use the tunafish? |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:53PM |
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Jigga_K Posted:
ew no what kind of sick person would do that i bet their kid is a rapist Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:56PM |
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Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:59PM |
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Hey Jigga I added you to my friendlist so quit crying and bask in the glory of my acceptance. im gaye ok |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 8:59PM |
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what’s a girlfriend? is it something i should be interested in? |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 10:31PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
no
because you have me
sweet, homosexual me bada bing bada ****in boom |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 10:34PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
i will date you for brownie points Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 10:40PM |
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I’LL SUCK YO male reproductive organ FOR MORE VISITS
or crack. if you have crack I’ll also suck for that.
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 10:47PM |
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Macks Posted:
okay, just point me your woman's genitals, and we’ll all be set. You DO have a woman's genitals, right? |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 10:57PM |
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LOOK AT MY AVATAR. THOSE ARE FEMALE BOOTS. THEREFORE I HAVE A woman's genitals. free**** now plz Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 11:13PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
a very, very small one
it’s called an bum
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all the cool kids are doing it, okay? bada bing bada ****in boom |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 11:13PM |
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Evil Trout Posted:
His is just smaller and smells like fecal matter. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 11:15PM |
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Oh_No_Shrubs Posted:
slowking.tiff bada bing bada ****in boom |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 11:17PM |
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This thread will not be complete without me and Veer having a threesome together. |
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| Posted On: 02/10/2008 11:53PM |
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2 MINUTES GOD DAMN I SUCK ;o; ;o; ;o;
Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/11/2008 12:00AM |
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Oh ****, 9 razors. He’s gonna do it this time, and I’m totally not going to get his stuffLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 02/11/2008 12:02AM |
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